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Power Problems

"That doesn't go there, Harry. The green cable goes in the green...hole-thingy. I don't think your doing it right."

"I've done this before, Draco. The green cable goes in the red hole."

"That's not what the instructions say."

"Dash the instructions. Let me just stick it in the...OW! SSSHIT! I just got fucking ELECTROCUTED!"

"That must have hurt. Your hair looks more horrible than usual."

"Your concern is appreciated. You know what, I don't think the green wire goes in there."

"No shite."

"I can't feel my feet."

"That's normal."

"Is not."

"Oh well, that's what you get for not listening. I have the bloody instructions and yet you still chose not to listen. Typical man."

"You did not just say that. You're the typical woman, then. Everything you say is always right, however absolutely absurd."

"Of course I'm always right. And here I thought you were dumb."

"Just shut up and let me finish hooking up this television set."

"Why did I let you talk me into this stupid muggle device?"

"Because you love me and I wanted it?"

"No. It's because I'm stupid. I'm bloody stupid. I'm more stupid than you are when it comes to you."

"Give me that wire please."

"Here. Hurry up and get this set up. I've got better things to do than sit here and tell you what to do."

"Since when? That's all you ever do. That's all you're good at."

"You're making me angry."

"I take that back. Your good at telling me what to do and being angry at me."

"To be fair, you're mad at me more than I'm mad at you."

"That's because you are constantly doing things to purposefully make angry."

"I don't mean to. I think you hate me. Deep down, you hate me, don't you?"

"Of course not, now plug that in the wall."

"Do you want me to make a hole in the wall to stick it in?"

"There's a plug there, Dray. Plug it in."

"Oh. Right."

"Are you kidding? You're kidding."

"Always, love."

"Okay, let's try and turn it on. One, two, three..."

"Damn. Are you sure you plugged the wires in right?"

"Yes. Did you plug it into the wall?"

"Of course."

"Draco?"

"Yes?"

"That's the lamp plug. The telly one is right there."

"Oh."

End