Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm poor and pathetic.
Warnings: Umm… Kissing (Not telling who!), short-ish chapter…
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: No, I'm not dead. I decided to re-post at last, because I'm slowly getting over hating FFN for kicking me off without a warning.
'blah' thoughts
/blah/ Eclipse's insane inner voice (Which shall be returning from Play With Me! Which, BTW, has nothing to do with this fic. I'm just assuming Eclipse always has a crazy inner voice.)
"blah" speech
Sympathy for the Devil 3
"Eww…" Chris shuddered.
"Krayon." Erutis said in a disgusted voice.
"Who was on top?" Chris asked, grinning.
"Oh, gross! I don't want to know! Don't tell me! I don't even want to think about it! Make it go away!" Erutis wailed. Eclipse just sighed and wondered if the ten minutes of Raenef sitting on his lap were up yet, and if he could get away with pretending he hadn't noticed when they'd gone over the time limit.
/Oh, come on. Who do you think you're fooling/ A voice in his head commented.
'Leave me alone.' Eclipse replied, twitching. Oh, joy. The schizophrenia was back. Lovely. As if he didn't have enough problems already.
/Hahah, no./ It said flatly, then gave a scary cackle as Raenef spun the bottle and it landed on Erutis.
'Is this divine retribution?' Eclipse wondered, trying to think of anyone powerful he'd pissed off lately. Or rather, Raenef had pissed off, since getting Eclipse into trouble was Raenef's hobby, it seemed.
/If Raenef dares Erutis to kiss you, what will you do/ The inner voice asked.
'Tear them all to pieces and laugh maniacally.' Eclipse nodded to himself, earning him a few worried looks.
/Maybe Raenef wants Erutis to kiss him/ The voice said slowly.
'Mine, dammit!' Eclipse snarled before he could think, then froze as the voice laughed at him.
/'Mine, dammit!'/ It mocked in a smug voice, sniggering at him. Eclipse ignored it and concentrated on what was going on in the game, deciding that he was the fourth ranking demon in existence and he would not stoop to the level of trading insults with his own insanity. Dammit.
"Um…" Raenef seemed to be trying to think of a dare, but he was slightly scared of Erutis, so in the end he made huge, cute puppy eyes and sniffled.
"I want a hug." He whimpered to her.
"Aww, poor baby!" Erutis giggled, since Raenef was officially the cutest thing ever, and she crawled over to give him a hug. Raenef made a happy sound and hugged her back, and Eclipse sat there wondering if he was going to be sick. Demon lords did not hug, dammit! Nor did they make puppy eyes! And now he had to put up with Erutis hugging Raenef, right in his lap, for a whole five seconds.
/I'm scared./ The inner voice told him.
'Shut up and die.' He told it back.
Finally, after a whole five seconds of pure torture filled with jealous glaring from Eclipse, Erutis sat back in her place and took her turn spinning the bottle, which landed on Chris. Mwahah. Evil smirking time. Erutis decided, very cruelly, that Eclipse had drunk enough shots to make the first second phase of her plan work. And the second phase was? Pure genius. Make Eclipse jealous.
"Kiss Raenef." She told Chris, who almost died right there. Raenef didn't fare any better, and blushed brighter than Mr. Tomato.
"Um… but…" Chris lamely tried to think of an excuse, but it wasn't working. In the end, under the weight of Erutis glaring expectantly at him, he crawled shakily over to where Raenef was sitting, trying to ignore the low growling sounds coming from Eclipse.
/Burn the cleric! Kill it! Set his mouth on fire/ The inner madness told Eclipse, who struggled very hard not to take its advice.
"Um…" Raenef said, his eyes wide as Chris sat in front of him, looking terrified.
"Um…" Chris said too.
"coughChicken!cough" Erutis said behind him, and Chris growled, reasoned with himself that Raenef looked like a girl anyway and so it was ok. Then he leant forward and brushed his lips to the surprised demon lord's in the quickest, most barely-touching kiss in the history of anything, ever.
"Well that was pathetic. Spin, loser." Erutis said, though out of the corner of her eye she was watching Eclipse twitch, annoyed. 'Heheh. Just you wait.' She thought.
/He needs to die for that. WHY haven't you jumped the little lord yet? WHY/ The voice demanded. /How can you resist that/ It asked, referring to the little bundle of blushing blonde demon in Eclipse's lap, who had been unconsciously clinging to Eclipse all through the brief kiss.
'Oh, no…' Eclipse thought despairingly as Chris spun the bottle and it landed pointing at him.
"Ok, you have to wear this!" Chris cackled, grabbing something from Erutis' hoard of strange props and holding it up. It was a tight black t-shirt with the words 'Kitchen Wench' written in white across the front.
"And I had it specially made for you!" Erutis added, grinning.
'Kill something…' Eclipse thought, growling inwardly.
"Aww, I think you'd look great in it, Eclipse!" Raenef put in, seemingly ignoring what the shirt said in favour of it being a tight, black t-shirt. 'Ok, I'm slightly less annoyed now, but I'm still not wearing that thing.' Eclipse thought, looking down at the top of Raenef's head and scowling slightly drunkenly.
"No." He finally said. Ah, the moment Erutis had been waiting for. About damn time!
"Yes! Flame time!" She crowed, a slightly insane glint in her eyes as she pulled out the spray cream again. "Mwahahah."
"But-" Eclipse began, looking almost frightened.
/I liked the last flame/ The voice mentioned. Eclipse had to agree, and the fact that Erutis had crawled over to them and was looking at Raenef implied that this next flame would involve the poor little lord.
"Ok. Heheh. Rae, open your mouth." She ordered, and Raenef did as he was told, parting his cute little lips a bit. "Right, hold still and don't swallow." That said, she poked the nozzle of the spray can into Raenef's mouth, ignoring his squeak of protest, and sprayed his mouth full of cream. Raenef blinked big, confused eyes up at Eclipse, then at Erutis, who smirked.
Eclipse knew what was coming. Good thing or bad thing? He wasn't quite sure, only that Erutis would pay. Oh yes, she would pay.
"You have to eat all that cream. Fun, right?" She told Eclipse, and Raenef finally caught on to the idea and flushed bright pink.
/Do it, do it, do it/ The inner voice chanted over and over, making it very hard to think.
"No." Eclipse scowled, refusing to humiliate his lord in front of all these idiots.
Raenef gave him a slightly hurt look, as though saying 'you don't want to kiss me?' but Erutis had a backup plan.
"Ok, then you have to kiss Chris instead."
Given the choice of the two, Eclipse shuddered at the thought of kissing the cleric, who was choking on his own tongue, and looked down at Raenef. Cute little Raenef. Cute little Raenef sitting on his lap in a French maid's outfit with a mouthful of melting whipped cream and a blush on his pale cheeks. Bad, bad thoughts.
'Damn it,' Eclipse sighed to himself, deciding he could blame it on Erutis later if he really had to, and that Raenef was very yummy and at this point he really didn't care anymore anyway. Since Raenef had turned to face him on his lap, Eclipse gently buried one hand in the boy's blonde hair and tilted his head back, watching his green eyes widen slightly and his blush deepen. He probably would have said something if he didn't have a mouth full of cream. That was probably a good thing.
"Get on with it, dammit!" Erutis demanded, and Eclipse spared her a glare before leaning down and claiming Raenef's soft lips in a long, slow, creamy kiss. The little lord went limp in his arms, small fingers curling in the fabric of his shirt, eyes sliding closed and lips parting for his teacher. Eclipse gladly accepted the invitation and delved his tongue into Raenef's mouth, lapping up the sweet cream and earning a soft, pleasured moan that shot straight to number one on Eclipse's list of favourite sounds. And the kiss went on… and on… and on…
"Ok, now I'm bored." Chris said to Erutis, while the two demons kept up the kiss.
"Don't you think it's sweet?" Erutis giggled, heart-shaped sparkles in her eyes as she watched the pair.
"Not in the slightest?" Chris muttered, "Are they ever going to stop before they completely eat each other?" He asked.
"That sounded so wrong." Erutis snickered.
TBC
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