I don't own Arthur or Pulp Fiction
Character thoughts are in italic
"So, what do we have to do at this guy's home?" Asked a black aardvark man with who had a greasy Jeri Curl, with oil dripping down the side of his face.
"We go in there, ask him some questions about Marcellus, you give him the bible scripture, we shoot him up, and the Director yells cut." Answered the white rabbit, who was sitting next to him.
These two were Jules and Vincent to L.A local hitmen sent to whack a rich family.
The two drove up in front of a huge mansion a limo parked in front. They both got out of the car a head for the trunk. Jules opened it disappointed at what he found.
"We should have shot guns for this kind deal." He said grabbing a .45 handgun loading it.
"How many guys in there?" Vincent asked grabbing his gun as well.
"Four, ones a 8 year old defenseless girl who plays with dolls, the others a 65 year old chauffer with diabetes and arthritis, and a woman in her early forties who's probably sleep."
"Why would we need shot guns for that?"
"It doesn't matter Vincent, let's just go."
Jules and Vincent walked down the long stone path until they reached the door of the Crosswire vacation home.
Ring Ring Ring went the doorbell as Vincent pushed it.
In seconds a wrinkly faced dog man opened it with a frightened expression. That's when Vincent noticed he still had his gun out, still in his hand.
"Bailey, let them in you dumb dog." Ed yelled from the background.
"But Mr Crosswire he has a-
"I don't care if there are two hitmen who are gonna kill me let whoever they are in."
"As you wish." Bailey angrily responded move to the side letting to come in.
"It's as you wish Mr Crosswire, got it." Ed corrected him
Jules then pointed his gun at Ed, Vincent doing the same.
"You know who we are?" Jules said casually.
"Hell yeah, your Samuel Jackson pointing to Jules, and your John Travolta pointing to Vincent!" Ed exclaimed.
"No, you're supposed to call us Jules and Vincent; stay in character."
"What?" Ed said in a puzzled voice.
"What does Marcellus Wallace look like, and don't you fucking say what."
"Well, he's a black bear, short ears, bald head, orange suit, brown shoes." Ed answered. "That's all I can remember." He added.
"That's a pretty good description, but that's not your line." Jules said disappointed.
"It doesn't matter Jules, just give him the passage." Vincent ordered.
"Oh, yeah I memorized it to." Ed interrupted.
"Yeah but I'm supposed to say it."
"Well say it Jules." Vincent said
"There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation:
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting Ed.
1 week later
"Yeah Muffy, I can see how that would make you sad, but you didn't explain why you look like Binky."
"Well after they shot my dad, they ordered me and my mom and bailey into there car, and this rabbit guy 'accidentally shot my mom in the face."
"Go on." George beckoned.
"Well then they were supposed to take us to some guys house, but there was so much blood on the windshield that the Aardvark man driving it crashed into a plant that processed lard.
The car went in and everybody choked on it except me."
"To bad." George said in sarcastic and disappointed voice.
"Well anyway, I had to swallow all the lard or else I would have died." Muffy assured him.
"Okay so tell me about that orgy you had, and break each detail down for each actor." George insisted.
"Well I would but the author didn't think of it yet so hey."
"Alright, time to take care of my bully problem." With that George took the guns and went out to find Binky.
"Hey, Muffy!" a distant voice yelled.
Muffy turned around in shock, the voice was very familiar.
Who was the familiar voice?
Find out next time…..
Sorry it took so long to update but I'm a real bullshiter