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Super Mario:Taking Back Pirranna Country
BeebBeebBeeb, was all you heard as the alarm clock went on repeatly, over and over.
"Mario ,breakfast", yelled luigi from downstairs, well as the alarm clock repeatly went on and on, mario
managed to lift his head from his pillow. It was 9 am, a butiful saturday morning, as mario sat up turning
off the alarm clock, the only thing on mario's mind was the sweet smell of eggs, bacon, and pancakes.
Mario hops off his bed, grabs a pair of cloths, and walks into the bathroom, to take care of his normal
duties, in the mean while. Luigi was at the table eating his morning breakfast, only to pick up the news
paper. "okay what do we got, weather forcast, ummmmm, wow, new pirranna plant species discovered
, this new species is known to grow in ranges like the forest of illusion on dino island, a few were found near
rogueport and maybe isle delfino". As luigi continued to read on, mario finally got done, with his shower,
threw on his shirt and overalls, a pair of socks, shoes, some gloves, then his hat. Mario walks out
and down stairs to the kitchen to only be greeted by luigi. As mario sits down and settles with his food,
"mario, guess what they discovered a new pirranna plant speacies, there not so sure about its range
but its defense is something ", as luigi went on and mario continued to eat, only replying with a
ocational nod with the head." Well there covered in a blondish fur, when felt threatin, they will rub there
head and stim together to knock off hair pholicals into the air, there fur is as you would call a type
of pepper spray, but with a neet twist to it, when its inhaled into your lungs, the chemicals contained in the
fur attacks the nurvouse system causing almost instant body shutdown". As luigi kept reading on,mario
cleaned his plate, got out of his seat, sat the plate in the sink and went to head out the front
door. He began to walk down the front steps only to be greeted by a mailkoopa ."I got a package for a
Mario Mario", mario stoped to look left and right only to point to himself, "Well i will need you to sign
here" ,as mario signed his clipbord and and the mail koopa flew off. Mario stoped to analyse it, and
put it up to his ear and shake it, as he heard the banging of something bouncing around, he swore he
heard the faint sounds of grunts, and mumbles. As mario turned around and proceeded back inside
the house to show luigi his package, luigi was still at the kitchen table reading the morning news
paper. "Wow, that must have been the fastest walk i've" luigi was cut off when he turned around
and mario handed him the package. "Whatsa this" said luigi, eying the package, as luigi open the
box, he pulled out what appeared to be a very, very fuzzy dandylion.
It was something that resembles what looks like a pirranna plant, but it was covered in a
blondish fur. "Super mario brothers i assume", announced the fur covered pirranna plant. As luigi
almost unexspectidly droped the pirranna plant, and mario looked left and right to only point to himself
again, "it talks" announced luigi. setting the box that contained the pirranna plant on the table incase of
any almost future dropings. "Who are you" proclaimed luigi, as the pirranna plant got himself back stabled
from nearly being scared to death. "I belong to a species of pirranna plant, unlike are other brotheren
your familiar with, we are kind living creatures that only want peace and happiness, but latly somethings
have gone very wroung". "We need your help" asked the fured pirranna, "are so called home is being
over run, by what i dont know, but what i do know is we need your help mario, can you help us". As the
pirranna plant sat there patiantly for a reply, mario, the italian plumber who has saved princess peach
countless of times, and most likely the whole kingdom was always up for an adventure. As the pirranna
plant waited for mario, mario ran through the household strapping on a backpack. He grabed a few
power mushrooms, fireflowers, a super feather, a hammer, some boo sheets,and a poison and life
shroom. As mario got everything situated in his back pack, he finished things off by filling up the main
pocket of the packback with dirt, (keeping his other things in side pockets) letting the little pirranna
reroot its self. As much as mario would love luigi to come along, apparently the blond furred pirranna's
home being overran, happen to push the furred plants into the pipeline system witch is letting them
pop up in places like isle delfino, and rogueport. And so luigi agreed to go help get all these other
loactions back in order, and help get the other furred pirranna plants situated as mario and his new
comrad will head to there main home and get this hole situation back. As mario heads out the door
and luigi see's him off waving bye, as mario starts his walk, the pirranna plant pokes his head out
the backpack. "we will have to keep going north, until we reach boo gloom forest, then
keep going from there until you git to lava pit canyon and after that,im not so sure but we will figure
that out when we get there". It has been many hours since they have left, as they progress through
the many trails of open fields and such amazing seanery, mario notice something in the sky. "Whatcha
lookin at" asked the pirranna plant, poking his head out the backpack on the fact mario stoped moving.
As mario tried his best to make out the object in the sky, all he could make out was the fact it was
getting bigger, and bigger. Before he knew it, he was jumping out of the way of a giantly sized fireball.
As mario recovers from the jump, all he felt was something jaming into his lower back, knocking him into
a few rolls across the ground, as the pirranna plant seals himself inside the backpack and mario tries to
regain his composure. Mario glances around, he was surrounded by hammer and flame bros. "Mario, you
are here, commanded by lord bowser, as to surrender by his rule or if not doing so will result in pain or
even death", announced one of the hammer brothers. As the other enemys got hammers and fireballs ready,
mario glanced around only to notice the hammer that was just jamed into his back. "I see how it will be, ready
koopas, FIRE!", as the koopas unleash thier arsenal, mario manages to super jump out of the way, coming
down on one of the opposing flame bros head. As the flame bros head gets stuck, mario jumps down
from his shoulder, knocks him over, and sends him flying on the back of his shell. As the hammer and
flame bros try jumping out of the way from being trampled, mario manages to run in and pull out his best
friend, his giant wooden mallet. As mario begins smacking koopas left and right, all you could see was
helmits fly. As much as koopas tried to fight back, one of the hammer brothers finally yelled "RETREAT!".
As the flame and hammer bros ran off with other fellow koopas who got there heads smashed or sent flying
like bowling balls, mario stood there, put away his mallet, and jumped with a cheer, and continued his
journey. It was near the end of the day, and the sun was beginning to set as mario progressed even farther
until he came up on a pipe in the middle of no where. As mario came up and stared at it dumbfoundly,
the plant poked his head out of the middle of his backpack,"well jumping down that pipe should take you to
a town called, farington, a nice little town wich will lead you through a graveyard, that goes right into
boo gloom forest,". As the pirranna plant sat there thinking, all you could hear was the sound of mario's,
and most likly the pirranna plants tummies growling. "Well hehe, what are we waiting for let get to
farington and get some grub", announced the pirranna plant so proud. Mario put on a smile, agreed
and went down the pipe.
When mario shot out of the pipe, and landed, he could not help but notice the scenery
It was filled with lights and billbourds, casinos, restuarants, i mean all you saw was straight buitiful.
"buitiful aint it, i hope you've been packin coins because this place is not cheep" said the pirranna
plant. As mario began walking all he got was stairs, goombas, bo-bombs, and even koopas
were dressed in jewlry of all kinds of stuff, multi million dollar dresses, spoiled children getting what
ever they want, owning casinoes making millions. As mario walked down the street, they could not
help but stare as everyone in there multimillion attires, notices mario's dirty overalls, worn out boots
every day shirt and his very well known hat. As mario keeps walking giving the ocastional tip of
the hat to some fine mistresses, "hey, there" yelled the pirranna plant, nodding towards a place
called, toad bucks hotel. As mario walks in and heads to the counter, ALL the people vacant in the
lobby stop and stare, even the lovely lady koopa behind the counter can't help but stare. when
mario makes it to the counter, "let me handle this" said the plant in mario's ear. "Good evening,
my find lady, we will like a room for two please" said the pirranna in his most charming voice.
As the koopa tried coping with a dirty plumper and a talking plant, mario simply threw 10 coins
on the counter hoping it would cover it, as to the result was nothing but laufter threw the hotel.
All you heard was stuff like, "dumbass", or "retard", or anything else on that basic priciple. But
now the koopa behind the counter was not laufing. "Sir, a room for two will add up to 400 coins".
As mario stoped to check his pockets, all he found was a few more coins, some paper, and some
lent. "The so called super mario, the man who has most likly saved the world only has 13 coins,"
said the pirranna plant. "Are you gonna pay or what" said the koopa with more attitude, now shes
getting annoyed, "go back to the sewers where you came from" yelled a nicely dressed toad in
a white silky tuxedo, he must have had 5 rings on everyfinger, sitting on one of the lobby chairs,
petting a pirranna plant coming out of a vase on one of the lobby tables. "you heard him, get out
of here you poor filthy scum" yelled another resident wich happens to be a lakitu, who is wairing
a gold rimed tuxedo witch was white, and his cloud contained metal rimming hooking up to
exaust pipes coming out the back, talk about a tricked out ride. As mario and the pirranna plant
continued to get riduculed, the pirranna plant convinced mario to go fine someplace else to
stay. As they walked out, they still got the same insults, as they continue there search for a place
to stay. "Boy people can be such dicks can't they, im sure we will find somewhere". As mario and
the plant continued to walk down the crowded streets of farington, they noticed a certain comotion
in one of its many local parks. As mario picked up the pace to find out what the comotion was all
about, he ran into what seemed to be, "Mario its a pirranna plant, attacking the town" said the
pirranna plant in horror. Mario stops to take off the backpack, and reaches into one of the side
pockets to pull out a fireflower, "are you knuts? the size of that pirranna plants head is the size of
a bonzai bill" said the fured plant. As the oversized plant continues to attack the towns people,
out of nowhere, the plant is blasted by a burst of fire into a nearby building, sending out grunts of
pain. As it recovers, it manages to swerve out of the way of another fireball, getting a glance of his
opponent which is your one and only in red overalls, a white shirt, and a white hat. The pirranna
plant tried many attempts of launching at mario. As mario manages to dodge another attempt
of an attack by the plant, he comes back with a super jump into the air, coming down with a
super butt slam, smashing the plant into the ground. As mario stops to catch his breath, the next
thing he knows, he gets caught around the leg by a sticker vine, then vines began coming out left
and right. Mario does his best to fight off the vines, even frying a few, but it was no use, he was
starting to feel the pain as the vines stickers start digging into his flesh. Then the ,what thought
to be struck down pirranna rose from the ground, with a big grin, licking his lips in such a greedy
manner. As the vines began raising mario off the ground , starting to suspend mario over the over
sized plant, the vines let go of him, droping him in the plants mouth. The blond fured pirranna
plant sat there and watched in horror as his comrad is eatin alived along with every other
resident of that town who gatherd to watch this horrific scene. as the plants mouth move up, down,
left, right, the whole time, all you saw was that hellacious smile until sudenly, it looked like the
plant began to couf and choke. Then smoke began exscaping its mouth, as it continued to couf and
hack even louder, as the fur covered pirranna watched on, all he could do is the only thing he
could chant his name. As he went on chanting his name, then residents in the park started chanting
his name, then more and more started until, he got basically the whole town going. As all this
went on and on, you could see the oversized plants lips begin to shake. As they shook releasing
more smoke, you can start to make out his mouth being pride open, showing "Mario you did it"
yelled the fur covered pirranna plant cheering in joy along with every one else. As mario fights to
keep his mouth open, his fured comrad serches his backpack for anything that could help him.
On searching he pulls out a hammer, "maybe this could help" , the fured plant picks up the
hammer into his mouth and gets ready to try and blast it at mario along with a fireball. As he
readies and aims, and with all his might shoots it at mario along with, "MARIO CATCH!". As
mario continues to fight the massive jaws of this plant, he notices his hammer being thrown to
him. As the plants jaws began overpowering him, he was loosing time, he manages to hold with
one hand and pulles out his trusty mallet. As his hand gave in and the monsters jaws came
down, he manage to lodge them with his mallet and caught the hammer, as to the mallet breaking.
As the monsters mouth slamed shut, all still had that nasty grin until sundenly an object blasted
through the side of the monsters head. As it screamed and moaned in unbeleavable screatching
sounds, more began ripping through variouse parts of the monsters head, as to its screaming,
all you could see was the monster come crashing down, covered in green blood and various
insides spewed all over the park. As the fured covered plant looked on along with every other
resident, they were not sure, if mario was alive or not until, they notice something ripping through
the top of the monsters head, then they saw a hand, and then they saw none other than mario
climbing out the top of the head, holding on to two hammers, he was in gray overalls, with a black
shirt, along with a giant heavy duty shell, and helmit. As mario gives a thumbs up and jumps
down, all the residents of farington go wild, "well way to go partner, i guess you are super mario"
said the pirranna plant exchanging thumbs up with mario as people like the press crowd him
asking questions and tring to get him on camera, police show up thanking him, residents
keep handshaking him, and the whole while he tries pushing through the crowds of press and news
broadcasters, the one question that remain was, "Who are you", and they simply got one answer
"hammer mario".
this is my first attempt at a story so please tell me what you think, and let me know if
i should continue, and how i can improve the story, so read and review
and ill work from there, thank you.