A girl walked onto the stage. She looked around and then stood there for a while. Synphy then realized they were on the air. "Hello and welcome to my show the Interviews with the Zodi...I mean, the Sohmas." She coughed. "So today we have the prince of Kaibara High School, YUKI! YAY!"

Yuki, who was sitting on the stage, looked at Synphy and said, "Hello...umm, sorry but what was your name again?"

Synphy yelled "JUST CALL ME SYN-CHAN, YUKI-KUN!" Then she got a look on her face like a Yuki fan girl.

Synphy walked onto the stage so there was two of her. "HEY I TOLD YOU NOT TO IMPERSONATE ME!" she yelled, pointing at the first "Synphy"

The first Synphy screamed. "AHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE BACK!" Then she took off mask to revel a Yuki fan girl and ran away from the real Synphy, who somehow had a chain saw.

The REAL Synphy looked at Yuki. "Hello, Yuki-kun! Umm, please, call me Syn-kun, Synphy-kun sounds funny."

Yuki said "Okay..." then looked at chainsaw.

Synphy turned off the chain saw. "So, is it true that you live in a house with your older cousin, Shigure-san?"

Another girl walked in. Rain added, "And with your other cousin, Kyo-kun?"

Yuki nodded. "Yes, and also with Tohru Honda."

Synphy gave him a thumbs-up. "Fascinating. And so how did you become the prince?"

Yuki shrugged. "I don't know, the girls just..."

Synphy jumped up and yelled, "OH, ALL OF THEM, HUH? THEY JUST STARTED SWARMING? YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL, HUH?"

"Umm...yes."

Synphy fell over anime-styled. "Completely busted my bubble..."

Rain looked at Yuki. "Is it true that Kyo really hates leeks?"

"And miso and onions and me."

"OH, YOU POOR THING, LIVING IN A PLACE WITH SOMEONE WHO HATES YOU, MY POOR YUKI!" Then she jumped on Yuki and hugged him.

Yuki then went POOF and turned into a rat.

"Umm..." Rain stared at Synphy, who was hugging the rat for a while then read a random piece of paper. "Well, let's bring in our next guest, KYO!" Then she realized that the audience is all Yuki fan girls "Oh, umm...Yuki's cousin!"

Fan girls clapped with enthuastic-ness-icity, if that's even a word, which none of them knows, but they're pretty sure it isn't.

Kyo walked in and said, "What the hell is going on?"

Rain smiled and jumped up. "I'm interviewing you!"

Kyo stared at Synphy, who was still hugging Yuki. "Umm..."

Momiji then randomly comes in and sees Synphy. "HI, SYN-CHAN!" he yelled, waiving at her.

Synphy let go of Yuki, who ran away and hid. "HI, MOMI-CHAN!" she yelled, waiving back, despite the fact they were literally two feet away from each other.

Kyo glared with an evil Akito-styled glare that scared the fan girl, who screamed. "Whose damn idea was this, anyway? Every time either of them opens their mouths, they annoy me."

Synphy and Momiji turned to Kyo. "NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE, KYON-KYON!"

Kyo hit both of them. "Seriously, every time."

"WAAAAAAH KYO HIT ME! KYO'S PICKING ON ME!" the two yelled, anime-styled tears going down their faces.

Rain slapped Kyo across the face with surprising strength almost like Kagura "DON'T HURT SYNPHY!"

"Alright, damn!" Kyo then held face where Rain hit him. It had hurt.

Yuki then went POOF and turns back into a person, his clothes still by the chair which was randomly on its side.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rain and Synphy screamed, running away to their DOOOOOOOOOM! Well, actually just backstage.

Random fan girl #1 yelled, "Hey, they're the host they can't run away!"

Random Fan Girl #2 agreed. "Hey, that's right!"

Yuki then puts on his clothes, hiding from the scary fan girls.

Rain and Synphy came back in, waiving. "Hi, everyone!"

Kyo was annoyed. "Are you interviewing us or not? Geez, I've got better things to do than stand around here all day."

Momiji smiled and teleported next to Kyo (A/N WEEEEEEE teleportation!) "What, is you want to do something with Tohru?"

Synphy ran over to Kyo, because she wasn't cool enough to teleport. "Yeah, like take her somewhere where you can be alone and you—"

Kyo yelled, "SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!" Then an anger mark appeared on his forehead.

Synphy then turned to the ultra-cool-teleporting Momiji and said, "So, Momi-chan, is true that your own mother doesn't know she's you're..." then she started to cry anime-like.

Momiji looked at Synphy. "Did I make Syn-chan cry? Yes, it's true."

Synphy suddenly looked evil and Akito-like. "IS IT TIME FOR HER TORTURE?" she yelled, pulling out the chainsaw and turning it on.

Rain looked at it. "Hey, isn't that Kage's?" she asked.

Synphy looked down at it. "...Maybe..."

Rain talked Synphy. "HEY HE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT AFTER IT WENT MISSING!" Then she started to try to take away chainsaw, that was turned off so no one died because they aren't allowed to yet.

The awesome Announcer then randomly said, "And we'll be back after this therapy session for everyone except for Yuki!"

Synphy looked for the Announcer. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEREPY!"

Then a random commercial played, involving the Cloud song and Shigure's random pet penguins. The commercial-maker people are so uncreative.

The awesome Announcer announced, "And we're back!"

Synphy. Rain, and Momiji yelled, "HI EVERYONE WHO'S WATCHING/READING!"

Kyo rolled his eyes. "What a bunch if morons."

Yuki, who was sitting in the one chair that wasn't behind the somehow chopped in half host's desk, looked at Kyon-Kyon. "Shut up, stupid cat." He said in an evil, threatening voice.

"WHO YOU CALLIN' STUPID?"

"You."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU DAMN RAT!"

Synphy smiled and looked at Kyo. "Okay, for Kyon-Kyon, is it true that you are engaged to Kagura?"

Kyo, who had an anger mark on his head, yelled "SHE MADE ME!"

"How, Kyon-Kyon, my cat-loving friend?" Synphy said, crossing her legs even though she was wearing jeans and leaning forward. Yes, she was sitting on half of Yuki's chair. Yuki still sat in it.

"DON'T CALL ME KYON-KYON OR YOU CAT-LOVING FRIEND!" Kyo yelled.

Synphy shook a finger at him. "Don't make me release the cats."

Kyo looked confused.

Synphy then pressed a random button off a random control panel "OOPS, I released the rats, watch your feet, fan girls!" she yelled to the fan girls.

The fan girls screamed.

Synphy then pressed a big shiny red button that had a sign that said, "DO NOT PUSH OF KYON-KYON WILL DIE! YES HE WILL! DON'T PUSH IT FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE! DON'T PUSH IT!" "YAY here come the cats!" she yelled.

Kyo was then attacked by a couple thousand cats. ("IT IS NOT!" Kyo yelled at the authoress.) Fine, a couple dozen, gosh. Ruin the fun.

Synphy pointed at a random bowl. "Momi-chan, look! Candy!"

Momiji jumped up and down. "YAY candy! Do you want some, Syn-chan?"

Synphy jumped up and down with the blonde bunny. "OOOOOOOOO, CANDY! THANKS, MOMI-CHAN!"

Yuki rolled his eyes. "You were the one who really randomly found it." He said.

Synphy stopped, eating a piece of the wonderful sugary goodness. "Oh, yeah. Now, let's sing the song stuck in my head from another anime!" she said to Momiji.

Momiji yelled, "Okay!"

The two, of whom neither can sing, sang, "Dual! I'm not going to tire of this... Dual! ...Unusual world for a while. Dual! This entire city is just one, gigantic, dream-like merry-go-roooooouuuuuund."

Kyo looked at them, holding Rain away from him with his hand on her face so she won't glomph him. (A/N: Glomphing is like tackle-hugging.) "You to really suck, you know that, right?" he said.

Momiji laughed, very sugar-high. "I bet Kyo is just saying that 'cause he likes Syn-chan."

Kyo turned red. "SHUT UP!"

"So it's true!"

Kyo hit Momiji on the back of the head. "NO IT'S NOT, YOU DAMN KID, DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!"

Momiji wailed, "WAAAAAAAAAAH KYO'S PICKING ON MEEEEEE!"

Rain slapped Kyo's face again. "DON'T HURT MOMIJI-KUN, EITHER!" she yelled.

Synphy and Momiji cheered. "More power to you, Rain!" they said.

The awesome Announcer announced, "And this concludes this episode of INTERVIEW WITH THE ZODIAC...I MEAN, SOHMAS! YAY!"

Momiji looked at the roof to find the awesome Announcer. "Aww, already? Announcer, you're dull."