This one came from a suggestion by brionyjae in which she mentioned ice cream. I don't know, I just thought she should get a little credit for the spark she provided.

Popsicle Problems

"Stop eating it like that."

"Eating what like what?"

"Don't play daft. You're purposefully eating it like that."

"I don't know what you are talking about."

"Why can't you bite it like a normal person?"

"Bite it? Ow..."

"Come on. I bite it. That's why mine is half gone."

"Obviously. No, my teeth are sensitive. I have to suck on it."

"Must you suck on it like that?"

"I don't know what you are talking about. I think I have already said that."

"You're swirling your tongue around the base then sucking. You have the entire thing in your bloody mouth."

"I have amazing oral capacity. What can I say?"

"Draco, that's just..."

"Stop watching me if it bothers you so much."

"That's just it. I can't stop watching you. That's why you have to stop."

"If I stop eating it, it will melt. Then my hands will be all sticky and red-stained. I don't want that."

"It's a safe alternative."

"Only for you. Me eating my popscicle isn't bothering me. As a matter of fact, I'm enjoying it immensely. These are wonderful."

"I know. Actually, I think you are enjoying it to much."

"If either of us is enjoying it too much, it's you. You're the one getting erotic thoughts."

"I never said I was having erotic thoughts, you're just oozing sex right now."

"No I'm not. I'm enjoying a lovely popscicle."

"You're just too sexy for your own damn good, then."

"I already knew that. Get with the program."

"Just finish your icy treat."

"I'm savouring. I've never had one before."

"They really aren't that wonderful."

"That's true. I can think of at least one thing I enjoy more..."

"See, there you go again."

"I'm not doing anything."

"Of course not. Just finishing giving your popscicle head."

"Oh, I will. Maybe I should start vocalizing my sheer delight."

"Maybe you shouldn't. I wouldn't."

"Ooh...this is sooo good..."

"Stop it."

"Mmmm..."

"Draco..."

"Aaahhh..."

"You're not convincing."

"Oh well. I'm done anyway."

"Good."

"Are there any more?"

"Why?"

"I would rather like to try the orange flavour."

"I'm not giving you another one."

"I'll just find them."

"You can't."

"I will, and I'll enjoy every...last...one..."

"As long as I can watch."

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