I HAVE RETURNED! Hehe! Anywho, thanks 2 all that reviewed so far, and any flames I got can jump off a cliff for all I care! Sorry. Hang on a sec while I get my Prozac , I...I mean medicine! ...Ah! That's better! Alright, on with the story! DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN DBZ/GT. BUT, I BET YOU KNEW THAT, DIDN'T YA?
Pan: 18
Bra: 18
Trunks: 32
Goten: 30
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"Annie up!" said Vegeta. Trunks, Goten, Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo put a dollar in the center of the table. All of them were at Gohan's house for a poker game. Vegeta dealt the cards to each of them and they picked them up and studied their cards. Goku looked at Vegeta. "Got any threes?"
"Kakarrot, we are playing poker, not 'go fish'."
"Oh, then I fold." Goku said and put down his cards. Trunks, Goten, and Gohan put down their cards as well. Piccolo just smirked. "Alright green bean, beat a flush!" Vegeta said and put down his cards revealing them to be all spades. Piccolo looked at Vegeta and smirked again. "Correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't a straight flush beat a flush?" He said and put his cards down to reveal a 6,7,8,9,and 10 of hearts. "Grr, I never did like poker! Let's play something else!" Trunks thought for a second, then gave a smirk that looked like his dads and got up. He returned with three bottles of vodka and six shot glasses.
"Alright dad, let's play 'I Never'." Goten gave a smirk but the other four looked confused. "Um, how do you play it?" asked Goku with his hand behind his head. "It's easy." Said Goten. "You just say something you have never done and if anyone at the table has done it, they take a shot of vodka. Simple." Trunks started to pour everyone a shot of vodka. "I take it you played this before little bro." Gohan said and gave his brother a punch on the arm. Goten gave a nervouse laugh and asked who should start. "I will." Trunks said. "I never put an 'All You Can Eat' restaraunt out of buissiness." Nobody was surprised when Goku and Gohan took a shot. Trunks refilled them and said, "Alright, who's next?"
"Me." Vegeta smirked. "I never fantasised myself with another woman besides my mate." Gohan took a shot and everyone went bug eyed. "Gohan! Who was it?" Goten asked. Gohan swallowed before talking. "Um, a friend of mine. You know her dad, that girl Erasa?" Goku thought for a second. "Oh yeah! That pretty blonde girl." Gohan shook his head then took his turn. "I have never secretly wanted to kill my mate sometimes." Vegeta and Goku took a shot. Gohan just stared at his dad. "Dad! How could you think such things! I mean I knew Vegeta would take a shot, but you!"
"Well, you know how it is when Chi-Chi gets mad at the drop of a hat for a stupid reason. Sometimes I just want to choke her! But then I remember she can cook and I can't so I let her live."
Thank Dende mom can cook! Thought Gohan. "Alright, my turn." Goku said as Trunks was refilling glasses. "I never wore women's underware under my clothes." Trunks took a shot and would have been killed by Vegeta, but wasn't because he took a shot, too! Nobody said anything because he was giving them a death glare when they all started stiffling laughes. "Alright, i'll go." said Goten. "I never cried over a soap opera." Piccolo and Goku took a shot and everyone stared at them. "You remember that episode, Piccolo?"
"Yeah, I still can't believe he would do that to Sasha!" He said and they both almost started crying. "Anyway," Piccolo said as his glass was being filled with vodka. "I never ran down the street butt naked covered in red jello." Goten and Trunks took a shot. Goku burst out laughing while Piccolo ask why they did that. "Well," Trunks started. "We lost a bet to Pan."
They played for an hour until Trunks was out of vodka and Goku went to buy some more. He used his I.T. move and came back 20 minutes later with a case of vodka. "Goku, how did you get that (hiccup) much?" Trunks asked all three Gokus he saw. "We (hiccup) only gave you enough for one bottle." Goku sat the case down and pulled out a bottle and opened it. "Uh, I was supposed to give him the money?" Everyone, exept for the passed out Gohan and Goten, who was in the bathroom throwing up, couldn't tell if Goku was drunk or just being himself. "Well, Kakarrot. You acctually did something (hiccup) useful that didn't require fighting. That's a first!" Goten came back and woke up Gohan. "Where is the bad guy! Where is Videl! Where is my breakfast!"
"Ah, i'm so proud!" Goku said and then fell back into his chair and hit the floor. "Gohan, Pan just came by to get her stuff, (hiccup) she said she was leaving and will be back tommorow." Gohan shook his head. "Alright, lets get back to the game." Vegeta said and gave everyone a bottle of vodka. "I never stood on top of a building wearing nothing but a thong yelling 'I like bananas!'"
Vegeta knew that Goku would take a shot, and he did but everyone was surprised when Piccolo took a shot. They stared at him for a second before he explained. "I lost a card game to Dende and I had no money so he made me do it. My turn. I never lost my teddy bear and started to cry." Very nervousely, Vegeta took a shot and everyone started to burst out laughing. "Shut up! I can't sleep at night without Mr.Snuggles!" Everyone started to laugh harder until he smacked them all over the head.
"Alright. I got a good one." Said Trunks with an evil smirk on his face. "I never gave another guy a lap dance." Vegeta, Goku and Gohan took a shot from their bottles and the other three were rolling on the ground laughing. They finally got up when Vegeta smacked them in the head again. (Alright, time for revenge brat!) "I never," Vegeta started, " had sexual fantasies about my best friend's relative." He smirked at Trunks as he took a shot and Gohan started to cuss him out. Goten also took a shot and Vegeta started to pummel him. Goku and Piccolo were passed out and everyone else soon passed out on the floor, with Vegeta and Trunks still holding their vodka bottles.
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Alright, I just put that in there for laughs. Sorry it's so short but trust me, the next chapter will be longer! I hope you all enjoyed it, and you can show your appreciation with reviews! Later!