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"Thirsty."
"Just a minute, James."
"Harry, get him something to drink."
"I'm busy. You get him something."
"Get me a dink!"
"James! I said just a minute."
"Get him a drink, Harry."
"Stop teaming up on me! Say please, James."
"No! I want a dink!"
"I'm not getting you a drink if you are telling me too. If you're so thirsty than go get it yourself."
"You're making the little boy get his own drink? He's doing his homework. Get him a drink."
"No."
"But I'm really thirsty. I haven't drunken all day."
"You haven't drank all day, James."
"Don't correct his grammar, he's parched. Harry, you really should get him something to drink. Get me something while you are up."
"But I'm not up. I'm not getting up. You go get him something; you aren't doing anything. Maybe you don't care if our son has manners, but I do. I'm not getting him anything until he says 'please'."
"DINK!"
"JAMES! QUIT SCREAMING!"
"You're screaming too."
"SHUT IT, DRACO!"
"DINK NOW!"
"No."
"Harry, get him a dink."
"It's a drink. And not until he says please. He knows the terms."
"Do I have to, Mummy?"
"Yes Mummy, does he have to?"
"Yes James, you have to say please if you want Daddy to get you something to drink. You can't get someone to do what you want by ordering them to. Or at least not anymore. They tend not to listen."
"You are twisted, Malfoy."
"Daddy, will you PLEASE get me a dink? I'm very perched."
"Parched love, it's parched."
"But perched works too."
"Yes, I suppose."
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