Ganondorf shifted uncomfortably in his cell. He pondered the events that led to his imprisonment. The red haired youth, and his maddening counterattack…
Madness! Such explosive power in a mere boy! One does not simply defeat the king of evil! Still, such power… I should have been the victor! Yet those wireframes had to step in. The wireframes… What were they? Their power, it defies reason! Effortlessly they dragged myself and the boy away. I resisted with all my strength, and yet they didn't so much as budge! The boy was no slouch either. Hmm… There is something very wrong with those Wireframes…
As Ganondorf continued to mull over the wireframes and the red-haired youth, the door to his cell was thrown open. When he looked over, he saw two Wireframes walk in the doorway, one of which was carrying his sword. At the thought of his sword in the hands of another, Ganondorf rushed the Wireframe with a bellow of rage. He leaped into the air and launched a kick at the Wireframes head. The Wireframe however, did not even flinch as he grabbed Ganondorf's foot, inches before it connected, and hurled the furious Ganondorf out of the cell. Ganondorf sailed through the air at cell across from him. Saying that Ganondorf impacted the cell would be an understatement. He didn't so much 'impact' the cell, as he did reduce the entire front and back walls of the cell into a mess of steel and stone. Ganondorf swore as he rose to his feet, yet as he stood he found the Wireframe holding his sword inches from his face. Ganondorf took a step back, looking confused as the Wireframe threw the sword at his feet. The Wireframe looked Ganondorf straight in the eye and said "You appear to enjoy having yourself thrown through solid objects. However, any further acts such as this will warrant your disqualification. Your match approaches; we will escort you to your waiting room."
Did that thing just make a joke? 'Enjoy having yourself thrown through solid objects', how dare he mock me! I should kill him where he stands! Yet, their abnormal power proves problematic. Furthermore, I've no desire to be disqualified. Their demise will have to wait…
Ganondorf picked up his sword from the floor, and began to walk furiously down the hall. As he reached the door at the end of the hall, the Wireframe called to him, "The waiting rooms are this way."
Damn him… Ganondorf seethed.
Bowser strut confidently around the waiting room and looked menacingly at the other occupants. They consisted of a tall person in some sort of bionic suit, a small pink sphere that seemed to be constructed from some sort of chewing gum, a blond-haired guy dressed in green, a small, blue, shadowy figure of similar size to pink sphere, and a person shrouded in a massive black suit of armor. Bowser let out a deafening roar for good measure.
Hahaha, these contestants are nothing! Two of them are only as tall as my knee! That pansy with the sword is obviously a pushover, and the person in the suit has done nothing but look at everyone. Gahaha, I am so going to win! However, the man in the back armor looks a bit tough... No matter, he looks so slow I doubt he can even move! This tournament is in the bag. May as well wrap up the trophy right now, and send my on my way! I've got princesses to steal, and plumbers beat! Hahaha!
As he continued to stroke his ego, Bowser noticed that the small pink sphere had approached him. As he glared down at the pink thing he said "What do you want child, I'm busy?"
The pink sphere though, simply stared at Bowser. Not wanting to deal with the little guy, Bowser kicked him hard with his right leg. To Bowser's surprise, he realized that the little thing had the entire lower half of Bowers leg in his mouth. Bowser stared for a second then began hopping around madly, flailing his leg in an attempt to get the little thing off. Bowser screamed a high-pitched girlish scream as the little blob managed to get Bowser's entire right leg in his mouth. The pink sphere didn't even change its shape, it was as if it had a black hole for a stomach. Lucky for Bowser, the small blue guy stepped in. The blue guy pulled out a sword, and slashed the pink sphere across the back. The pink guy spat out Bowser's leg and bounced across the floor. Looking at the pink sphere, the mysterious blue guy said "Restrain yourself Kirby; there will be time for that later."
Kirby grinned widely and wandered off to go suck on a large shield. The blue guy got a look of exasperation as he turned to Bowser and said "I apologize sir, the little one does not know how to control himself. At any rate, my name is Metaknight. It is a pleasure to meet you."
Bowser looked down at Metaknight menacingly, and he let a bit of fire escape from between his teeth as he opened his mouth. When Metaknight seemed un-phased, Bowser spoke "Yeah, thanks for that. I mean I could have handled it myself, but thanks anyway. I didn't scream like a girl or anything! Ehehehee… Anyway… I am Bowser. Yes, the Bowser! Hahaha!"
Metaknight stared blankly at Bowser, oblivious to Bowser's enormous ego. Bowser eventually stopped laughing long enough for Metaknight to wish him luck in the matches. As Bowser reassured himself that he didn't need a shred of luck, he remembered Mario's victory over Yoshi and got a little nervous.
Meddlesome plumber! Bowser thought nervously, Ah well, no matter! All I have to do is offer him 'Shrooms and I will defeat him! Hahaha! I should have done that years ago! It is brilliant!
Bowser burst out laughing. The other contestants in the waiting rooms gave Bowser assorted looks of exhaustion. Bowser's laughter ended abruptly as the great voice announced the next match. According to the voice, the next match would feature Link and Captain Falcon.
Link strode out into the arena, glad to leave the noisy turtle beast behind. Link stroked his illustrious hair as the crowd erupted into applause as he walked onto the field. Link stood on the field and posed for the crowd as Captain Falcon walked onto the other side of the field. Link looked in disgust as Captain Falcon appeared talk to his muscles. Link made some crack about how disgustingly vain it was, thus causing Navi to slap him upside the head. As Link and Falcon continued to work the crowd, the voice spoke again. "We will now commence the second match. Link of Hyrule, versus, Captain Falcon! The match will take place on the Magma Pool stage. Fighters, COMMENCE!"
Link watched as the empty arena field began to change. Upon completion, Link gaped at the field that stood before him. The field was a large pool of magma, with various rocky platforms sticking out. The platforms varied in size, height, and stability. Link noticed Falcon looking at the field with an equal sense of dread.
Hey, I survived the Fire Temple, I can survive this!
With new confidence, Link leaped onto the biggest platform in the pool of magma, and drew his bow. Falcon leaped at Link, only to find an arrow in his chest. Link jumped out of the way as Falcon landed inches away from the edge of the platform. Falcon ripped the arrow out of his beloved body and rushed Link. With Falcon running at him with staggering speed, Link had just enough time to draw the Master Sword roll to his right. Leaping to his feet, Link swung his sword in a wide horizontal slash, catching Falcon in the chest. Falcon gritted his teeth and clenched his fist tightly. Link barely had enough time to pull up his shield before Falcon's fist connected in a massive flurry of fire. Link was thrown sixty feet across the field, and spiraled down wildly towards the massive pool of liquid fire. Inches from the bubbling inferno, Link managed to fire off his Hookshot. The Hookshot connected, pulling him safely onto a small platform. Link breathed from exhaustion, the heat was beginning to take its toll, and Falcon was already heading towards him again. Link pushed the intense heat from his mind and gripped the Master Sword tightly. As Falcon taunted him from a platform about twelve feet below, Link leaped fearlessly into the air and pointed his sword down at Falcon. Falcon laughed loudly as Link landed five feet from him, plunging his sword in deep at the center of the platform. Link however, grinned and leaped off the platform, using the Hookshot to pull him safely onto another rocky plateau. A tremor shook the platform on which Flacon stood, and a sudden realization hit him. Link had missed on purpose. Falcon scrambled franticly to get himself to safety as the platform crumbled beneath his feet. Yet every time he attempted to flee, one of Link's arrows sailed past his face, preventing his escape. Falcon yelled in horror as he fell towards the scorching pool of magma. Falcon managed to utter two words before he plunged into the fiery hell. Link pondered the words his opponent had spoke before hit the magma.
What does 'Blue Falcon' mean? Oh well, he is not coming back anymo-
Before Link could finish that thought, some sort of craft came crashing into the arena, and into the magma. Link watched in wonder as Captain Falcon emerged from the magma, severely wounded, on top of the speedy craft. Falcon glared at Link as he managed to drag himself into the craft. Speechless, Link stared at the craft and its wounded pilot, as the craft suddenly rocketed at him with maddening speed. Link was hit full in the chest as the craft continued to rocket around the field, with him stuck to the front of it. Eventually, Link managed to pull himself from the front of the craft. Link fell helplessly onto the large center platform. As Falcon continued to race around the arena, Link pulled himself to his feet and gripped his sword tightly in his left hand. Link felt his forehead. There was a large gash, and it was gushing blood over his right eye and then down the right side of this face. Link yelled furiously as the Blue Falcon came speeding at him dead on. Link painfully took a stepped to his right, and lifted up his sword. As the racer flew past, Link ripped his sword through the side of the craft, causing it to fly screaming into a tall platform some ways behind Link. The racer exploded in a massive storm of fire and shrapnel. As shrapnel blew past Link, Captain Falcon crashed onto the platform beside him. At this point, Link was in no mood for mercy. He screamed wildly as he raised the Master Sword high, and plunged it towards Falcon's face. Before the sword connected however, a group of wireframes appeared and pulled Falcon to safety. Link stalked off the field in a cloud of rage as Captain Falcon was rushed out on a stretcher. Just as he left the arena, Link heard the great voice proclaim "This game's winner is: Link!"
As he stepped back into the waiting room, the other contestants could hear Link muttering about how Falcon had desecrated his glorious face.