This one reads:
Draco
Harry
Draco
James
Public Problems
"Hold my hand."
"Okay."
"Not you Harry, I was talking to James. Hold my hand, I'm afraid you will get stolen."
"I'm not going to get stolen, Mum. I'm just looking in the windows, I don't want to hold your hand."
"Why not? Am I not good enough to hold your hand in public?"
"You're good enough to hold my hand in public."
"Shut it, Potter. What is it James? Are you embarrassed?"
"NO! But…but I'm a big kid and I don't need to hold your hand. I'm almost ten."
"You are not almost ten, you just turned nine. Now hold my hand."
"I'll hold your hand."
"For Merlin's sake Harry, you're a full-grown man, I'm sure you can manage. James, there are some shifty people around here that would give their right leg for an annoying nine year old. Not sure why, but…"
"If I'm just an annoying child then why does it matter if I'm stolen? I'm sure you would like a right leg more than me anyways."
"I have no use for a severed limb. That's why I would hate to cut off one of your hands so I can hold it."
"I'll let you hold mine while it's still attached."
"Not NOW! James, I'm giving you until…"
"The count of three, I know. You're so predictable, Mum. Come up with something new."
"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't dictate the punishments I've set for you if you refuse to hold my hand."
"I'll hold your…"
"Yes, yes, I KNOW you'll hold my hand. I don't want to hold your hand. I want James to admit he is embarrassed to hold my hand in public."
"I'm not embarrassed, I just don't see why I have to. We are the only people here."
"Are not. I saw a twitchy-looking blonde woman back there. She was probably wondering why an oddly attractive blond man was strolling down the street with a homeless person and a little boy who REFUSES to hold his hand."
"That twitchy-looking woman was just your reflection in the window of Madam Malkin's. And, like I said before, I'll hold your hand."
"Not in PUBLIC, Potter! James, ONE!"
"I think we've discovered the root of this problem, Mummy."
"TWO! And I have NO idea what you're talking about."
"You're ashamed to be seen with ME in public, Draco. You refuse to touch me and called me a homeless person."
"I…well…Harry, I'm not…"
"Told you Dad. He's ashamed of you."
"I'm not ashamed, I just…"
"You just what? I just want to hold your hand. Is that too much to ask?"
"No, it's not. If I hold your hand, will you drop this subject?"
"Yes."
"See, Dad will hold your hand and I don't have to."
"You're going to slow down and walk by me at the very least. Give me your hand, Potter."
"I love you Draco."
"Love you too."
"Eeewww."
"Shut it, James."
End
