Robin: My story begin on a dark night. The joker was running amuck.
The flashback…
Joker: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Robin: Ha ha ha…wait…you…I…think you are evil.
Joker: What makes you think that?
Robin: You can't play most of the card games with a joker.
Robin puts his hand on Joker's forehead.
Robin: Does it burn?
Joker rolls his eyes and walks away.
Robin: Wait I think I should tell you a joke. Listen up. I'm Bush.
Joker: That's not funny.
Robin: Don't you get it? I said I'm Bush you know like George Bush or Busch Gardens.
Joker walks away.
Robin: I think he did not laugh that must mean…TO MY BATCAVE!
Robin jumps on his bike and rides off.
In the Batcave…
Robin hangs up his cape. Alfred, Batman, and Batgirl are watching T.V.
Alfred: Had a bad day? Do you want to talk about it?
Batgirl: No, he does not. My favorite program is on.
Robin: Scoot over I'm watching Barney.
Batgirl: That's not fair my TV is broken.
Alfred: And I'm bored.
Robin: I don't care.
Batman: No you don't! You're my sidekick.
Robin kicks him in the side and changes the channel.
Robin: Alfred, you're fired!
Alfred: I beg your pardon?
Batman: He's just being stupid.
Batman goes up to his room. Robin changes the channel and sings along to the Barney theme song. When the song goes off he grabs Alfred and Batgirl and hugs them.
Batgirl: LET ME GO!
Batgirl punches him and stomps off.
Alfred: I demand that you let me go.
Alfred pulls Robins hair until he lets go. Just then Barney went off and the Joker appeared on T.V.
Joker: I bet you're wondering why I took over PBS. It's just because sigh I'm bored.
Robin: NOOOO!
Robin goes to Batman's room.
Robin: We have to stop him, Batman!
Batman looks up from his book.
Batman: Stop what?
Robin: Joker took over PBS.
Batman: Good for him.
Robin: He just did a crime.
Batman looks out his window.
Batman: I don't see the bat signal. I only go out when there is bat signal.
Robin: But I'm your sidekick.
Batman kicks Robin in the side and Robin rides off to the PBS station.
Joker: Loser! Oh, where is Batman?
Robin: He does not like PBS.
Joker: Neither do I.
The Joker plugs his ears.
Joker: I'm glad you're here. Take this place back! I don't want it. All those people been saying is…
PBS workers: If you give us $200, we will give you great programming.
Joker: That is all they have been saying.
The Joker and Robin leave the PBS studios and the bat signal comes on. When he gets there Batman and Batgirl are there with the mayor.
Mayor: We have a problem.
Batgirl: Yo, Robby , what have you done?
Batman: The fate of mankind was in your hands and you blew it.
Mayor: PBS is back on the air!
All of Gotham screams in terror…
Robin: So that's how my story goes.
Batgirl: Shut up!
Alfred: Everybody be quiet! Days of Our Lives is on!
The End