I think I am going to start a Fruits Basket fic with random one-shots. This way, when my brain gets fried, I can write whatever stupid idea pops into my head without having to focus on my main stories! What fun!

So I will begin with a one-shot featuring Akito!

Kyo: "Ack! Why write about HIM?"

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Fruits Basket. At all.

Akito Loses His Temper

One bright spring day Akito was walking around the main house. Oddly he had been feeling well and despite his usually foul manner, Akito hummed softly as he wandered the large corridors. As he was strolling the grounds (The breeze felt quite nice) he felt himself fly into the air.

"Wrahhh!" Came his mangled cry. The air left his lungs as his body connected with the ground. The head's face screwed up in anger. He contorted around and hissed at the bane of his existence. A green garden hose lay there entangled with his feet. Akito wrestled himself free from his enemy and jumped to his feet wincing at a sharp pain in a few of his ribs. His eyes narrowed. (Picture battle-movie-style black stripes coming down so only his eyes show…You know what I mean) The young male pounced on the hose, repeatedly kicking and punching it.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!" Akito roared at the hose. He strangled the hose and beat on the hose all the way to the nozzle and strangled again, this time harder. A jet of cold water shot at Akito and he flew backwards flat onto his back.

"Glrrghhl!" Akito protested, water filling his nose and mouth. He let go of the hose in surprise and anger. He wouldn't be defeated so easily! He MUST get that hose!

"Akito-sama?" Came a surprised voice. Hatori gazed upon the seeping wet Akito (Now understanding the strange noises he heard earlier) who was glaring at the hose.

"Hatori." Akito said sharply turning his face to the doctor. "Go get me a knife," he said angrily.

"Akito…please, let's go inside."

"I SAID GET ME A KNIFE YOU STUPID DRAGON!" Akito eyed the hose, prowling around, making sure it couldn't escape. Hatori meanwhile silently retreated into the house. He brought out a steak knife from the kitchen. The dragon found Akito pinning the hose to the ground.

Akito grasped the knife and rapidly sliced the hose into 6 pieces. The young head watched the hose "bleed" water.

"That'll teach it to mess with ME!" He said panting.

"But it's a-"

"SILENCE! It was planning on murdering me!"

"…"

Later that night Hatori told Shigure (and told the dog not to tell anyone, but as if he didn't say so, Shigure told everyone anyway.) who told Ayame, Yuki, Kyo (who all laughed, except Yuki, he just smirked satisfactorily.) and of course Tohru. (Who got worried and cried.) Ayame told the rest of the Sohmas and soon there were garden hoses all over the house and Akito took to his room rocking himself back and forth.

Yay! I have a special kind of sense of humor…So if you don't find this at least amusing, I apologize. For those who read Twisted, please know I have not forgotten about it, no, I have actually the next chapter written on paper (Half is typed!) it is really long since it is the dance chapter, and it has to be perfect! I also have half the next chapter written on paper. I aim to have both chapters up by Monday! Oh, and about the one-shots, if you have any situations you'd like me to write about, or whatever you please, tell me! D