Ritsu's day in the park

One day, Ritsu was walking in the park. It was nice outside and he didn't want to bother anyone. He strolled down the path and he saw a mother pushing her baby in a stroller. The baby was crying and the mother was just looking haggard.

"I AM SO SORRY IT'S MY FAULT! I MADE YOUR BABY CRY! I WILL FIX IT! I WILL I WILL! I SHOULD BE PUINISHED!" Dobby from Harry Potter handed Ritsu a pan then disappeared.

"THANK YOU YOU ARE TOO KIND I DON'T DESERVE YOUR KINDNESS!" Ritsu beat himself repeatedly with the pot until the mother of the baby took the pot from him.

"It's not your fault," she said with a tired voice.

"YES IT IS!"

"No really my baby just has a constant need for fashion and style and I don't have the money to pay for new clothes every week…"

The baby's screams grew louder. Ritsu blinked.

"I CAN HELP!" He screamed and grabbed the woman by the arm and the baby's stroller and sprinted to Ayame's store.

"Hello! How may I help y-" Ayame started brightly, frowning when he saw the horribly dressed woman and baby. "Oh no no no… This won't do at ALL!" He tutted.

"I KNOW IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I WILL PAY FOR ANYTHING THEY WANT! ANYTHING!" Ritsu yelled.

The woman blinked. "Um…"

"Oh don't worry, that's just Ritsu…Go along with it." Ayame said with a wink.

Ritsu lay on the ground begging forgiveness as Ayame tore through the racks tossing appropriate sizes onto a growing stack.

About an hour later, the woman and her baby were dressed in fashionable matching pink blouses and tan slacks. Ayame bagged the last of the clothes.

"Um really, Ritsu was it? You really don't have to pay…"

"YES I DO IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I'M SORRY! IF YOU EVER FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME, YOU'RE TOO KIND!"

"Go now, quick!" Ayame urged the woman.

The woman did as Ayame instructed, pushing her now happy baby (because it was dressed very fashionably) and toting the large neon colored bag from Ayame's shop. Ritsu remained on the floor of Ayame's shop pleading forgiveness. Ayame was happy for the large order that just went through. Everyone was happy except Ritsu. And Kyo, 'cause he got beat by Yuki again. But that's another story.

Yay! You probably didn't find this as funny as I did, because my friend had made a remark about fashionable babies,(after which, we had a long conversation about it…) so I had to write a one-shot… For Lima!