Author's notes: This is a humorous, partially real chapter.. only part of it is based on real life and the rest is just fictional... And If you're going to see Batman Begins I suggest you don't read this chapter till afterwards hehe
It was a nice peaceful Monday morning at the arcade for Motoki. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, he was singing... Ok so maybe it wasn't al that peaceful but Motoki's singing wasn't all that bad, it was a touch better then Mamoru's at least. He had a bit of a fan club too, three college girls sat in the booth nearest the counter staring blatantly at the handsome blonde.
"Girl, You really got me going,
You've got me so I don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah, Ya really got me now,
You've got me so I can't sleep at night.
Yeah, You've got me so I don't know what I'm doing,
Oh yeah! You really got me now,
You've got me so I can't sleep at night,
You've really got me,
You've really got me!"
The three sighed contently and had it been possible would have melted into a large blob on the seat. Thankfully for Motoki would have had to clean up the mess however, it was impossible. He winked at the girl nearest and carried on his song as he turned away to put some dishes in the dishwasher.
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
He knew he shouldn't have bent over to put the culinary items in the washer.. It appeared the girls had gotten a nice view and fainted with glee. The young blond sweat dropped slightly before carrying on. Life was good, especially when you had the arcade all to yourself with only three passed out girls to hold you back. The young blonde allowed his singing to increase in pitch.
"Baka! How many times do I have to tell you! It's U-sa-gi not Odango!" Motoki sighed as he watched his two best friends enter the arcade, Mamoru was grinning smugly whilst Usagi was rather flushed. Rather flushed was an understatement, the girl was lobster red and looked like she'd throw something or do something painful any minute now. There went the peace and quiet..
"Calm down, Odango.. It's too early in the morning to deafen every.." Mamoru trailed off noticing they were the only two conscious customers in the building "Er.. 'Toki? what's going on?"
The blond man chuckled, pointing to a pile of limbs that had three heads of hair "They fainted..."
"What did you do to them?" Asked Mamoru again
"I was.. singing" He blushed slightly and Mamoru nodded in understanding
"Obviously you weren't as good as me then... only three"
"Baka" Usagi interrupted, turning to Motoki
"You look like a farmer.." Stated Motoki getting a blink from the odango'd blond who wore a plaid shirt, sleeveless white shirt and jeans "Wait! No! A lumberjack!".
Usagi whimpered slightly at this before she felt a hand pat her shoulder, she was glad that sunburn had turned into a nice bronze tan.
"You look very country western" Mamoru smiled at her, his nose peeling harshly.
"Can I have a milkshake please, Motoki?" Blink, Blink
"Sure, Usagi.. Coffee Mamoru?" The sandy blond haired man drew his attention back to the raven haired male, the blonde's consistent blinking was scaring him slightly
"Yeah, Please"
He returned with the drinks, setting them down in front of the appropriate person before pulling a stool out from under the counter and sitting down "No school Usagi?"
"Summer Holidays..." Two words.. two sweet simple words that the blond and every school-suffering kid loved. This however was even better because the final year got longer off then the other years having finished all their major exams with nothing left to learn and College the following September. Mamoru also had the day off, having to work a night shift from midnight to 12pm, lunch time, the next day. "Ah..." Was the only reply.
"So.. I didn't see either of you two yesterday.. Where were you both?" Motoki raised a brow, a slightly devilish smile forming on his lips as the two shrugged simultaneously.
"Bat Man" Once again in unison
"Oh, together?"
"Yup" Usagi
"Alone?"
"Pretty much" Mamoru
"Any back row smooching?
"Pfft! In you're dreams" The two replied in unison again
"Any good?"
"Yea.."
"YES! It was great! And Baka here jumped"
"You jumped too, and further" Mamoru added as an after thought
"Nuh uh! You jumped higher when little kid Bruce fell down the well and the bats flew at him!" Usagi glared heatedly at the older man
"Did not, Odango. You jumped higher when they were busting the villains and he was in the metal transport containers and they started walking towards it. He threw the bat shaped blade that smashed the light bulb and you jumped a mile"
"Did not, Baka"
"Did too"
"You.. You.. EUROPEAN!(Author's Note: It's in the film so please don't take offence.. please note I'm also European) " She glared at him for a moment before they both broke out into laughter, remembering a scene.
Motoki eyed the two warily.
"Bruce Wayne drives up to this restaurant in a big flashy car.. and I mean flashy. You see it's a two seater and there's a brunette sat next to him. He pulls up, gives the keys to the parking valley who compliments the car then goes to open the car door. He does so and Helps the brunette out, whilst doing so you see that she's sat on a blond woman's lap" Mamoru chuckled for a moment before turning to Usagi as she poked his ribs.
"That scene just made me think of you.. I can imagine you doing that"
"Me too" He grinned for a moment before she slapped him playfully on the arm.
"Anyways, you see him talking to these rich people about Bat man and the brunette leans over and says 'we're going for a swim'. The two girls get up and you see them walk off in the background. It zooms out a bit and you see them jumping into this water feature" Mamoru reached for his cup of coffee and Usagi continued for him
"So the waiter comes over and frowns 'Excuse me sir but you need to get your friends out of the water feature, it's not sanitary and it's scaring the customers' So Bruce pulls out his check book and goes 'Sorry.. They're European'" Mamoru said this line with her in unison and the two laughed.
"He writes out a cheque and the waiter looks at him and goes 'Sorry sir, I can't be bribed', So Bruce goes 'I'm not bribing you, I'm buying the restaurant.. and one of the first things I'm going to do is change some of the rules'. He finishes talking to the people then excuses himself to go for a swim, the next thing you see is him, decked out in his fancy suit, getting into the water with these two girls"
The two laughed and Motoki chuckled, finding it oddly amusing all though it was one of those "You had to be there" moments. He noted that the two seemed relaxed around each other that day, they'd obviously had fun the previous day.
"Hey, Usagi..." The two had carried on for a while about the movie and now had gone quiet, Mamoru was hunched over reading, or at least was pretending to read a newspaper whilst Usagi twirled her straw in her shake. The blond looked up to the other blond with a questioning look.
"Hai, Motoki?"
"I'm going to.. Ask Minako out, soon" The blond blushed slightly as his friend broke out into a grin, clapping her hands together in glee.
"Oh, Motoki! That's so cool. I'm sure she'll say yes, how could she not?"
"Thanks, Usagi, Wish me luck eh?" He smiled, still pink
"Good Luck, I'm sure you won't need it, though"
A short while later after Motoki had disappeared into the back, Mamoru nudged Usagi with his elbow. She turned a questioning look to him and he glanced at the door that Motoki had exited through before starting.
"Do you think he has a chance?"
"With Minako?"
"Hai, With Minako" Mamoru looked somewhat.. defeated?
"Hai! Of course he has a chance"
"He doesn't think so" Mamoru frowned, his eyes once again on the door.
"But I'm sure he does, They'd make a cute couple and they get along well"
"But they live differently"
"How so?" She tilted her head, confused.
"Well.. Minako goes out a lot doesn't she? Hangs around with you and the other girls often, lots of boyfriends and such" Usagi nodded at his words, her brow still raised in question
"Motoki spends most of his time here, he doesn't get out much because he's always working here, he doesn't go to see movies alot, he prefers to rent older ones that he's seen already" Usagi looked shocked slightly, she'd always thought Motoki to be the lively boisterous type.
"Well.. Even if they do live differently.. I'm sure one of them would be able to change if not both to give some leeway" She smiled, sure at first, but then, when she thought about it maybe he was right.
"He's setting himself up for rejection" Mamoru frowned slightly and looked back down to his newspaper, just as Motoki came back in.
Usagi frowned, returning back to her drink, Mamoru was faintly certain he heard her whisper "Poor 'Toki".
"Baka! How many times do I have to tell you! It's Meg-an, not Me-gan, not Fran, Meg-an" A brunette stomped in huffily, her hair pulled into two low pigtails, greyish blue eyes narrowed angrily and flushed a deep red. She was followed be a taller boy who looked to be a year or so older, a smug grin on his face as they made their way towards the counter, sitting a few seats away from Mamoru and Usagi.
"Calm down, Fran.. It's too early in the afternoon to deafen everyone" The girl visibly bristled at his words as she turned to glare at him. With an icy glare, she gave a slight snort and turned to stare at the wall opposite them.
Motoki blinked at the couple before repeating the motion towards his two friends and back again. Ok, Now that was scary, they were a slightly younger Mamoru and Usagi. The young couple looked to be roughly the same age, the girl about 15, the boy 16 or seventeen. He was taller with green eyes and a confident aura, straight backed and strange posh accent, the girl was shorter with mousy brown hair, grey blue eyes and a shy appeal to her.. not to mention the shirt she had on along with the pigtails and tan skirt made her look like a cowgirl, and much like Usagi. Usagi appeared to be roughly the same age as the couple however much shorter then either of them, whilst Mamoru and Motoki were four or five years older
"Anyone ever tell you that you look like a farmer?" Motoki asked the brunette
"Or a lumberjack?" Piped up Mamoru
"You look very country Western" Added the boy labelled "Baka"
"Bakas.." She grumbled with a huff.
Usagi left later on with Minako who had shown up. Motoki had yet to ask her out which was a shame, Usagi was sure Minako would say yes, the two were so cute together, she just HAD too...
Usagi had later rang Mamoru to say good night and try to formulate a plan to set up her two blond friends. They rambled on for a while till Usagi's mother told her she had to go bed, so the blond drew the conversation to a close.
"Oyasumi, Mamoru"
"Oyasumi, Usagi.. Oh by the way.. You looked cute today in that western outfit"
She blushed Fervently, her eyes widening
"A.. Ari.." He cut off her thanks with
"Jaa nee"
"Jaa"
Author's notes
Gomen, It's been a while ni? Anyways. I promise to update twice this week, I have Two new things to introduce to the plot and I'm finishing off the story, so you have that to look forwards to, so no bunking me off, OK?
As you can see, I made a cameo with Baka
Baka-Mu: You made me out to be a monster!
Meg: Shut up, you, you ARE a monster
Baka-Mu: Hmphh! Silence, you
Meg: Get another line, you
Like I was saying.. we made a cameo appearance. Batman was great, I didn't get to write my other favourite line in though so I'll use it in a minute or so. Thanks for the reviews, Go see Batman, Christian Bale is a cutie. I'm afraid not many will like the ending, I don't and I haven't written it yet, but never fear.. there will be a sequel to Me and My Baka, although it won't be for a few months yet, Gomen.
The Minako and Motoki side plot is based on something happening between two of my friends and it's a nice little side plot for it although Minako is going to get herself in Usagi's bad books again like the "friend" this Minako is based on.. although Minako does vary from friend to friend.. the Minako in the Minako and Motoki story is the same bad Minako to come
And we're going to see some jealousy.. won't mention names
"Now, If you'll excuse me, I have a city to go destroy"
Told you I'd use the line I wanted to