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Chapter 8

Hermione's POV:

Genius. That's what I am, a total genius. No one is going to ever tell we're friends. Friends, something Draco needs. I think that this may be a good thing. He just better not hurt me or else. What's 'else', you say? Well, I don't know, but it'll be bad!

" This is starting to hurt, Hermione!"

" Don't call me Hermione! Better yet, don't talk to me. Do you want someone to find out?" Silence. Didn't think so. " And don't roll so fast, stay away from me."

" Don't roll to fast." Excuse me?

" Did you just mock me?"

" I…uh…umm…Go in the Great Hall first. I'll come in after a few minutes." Thought so. I walked into the Great Hall and sat with Ron and Harry. I kept getting all giggly when they asked me how being 'Malfoy's slave' was holding up.

" 'Mione, you okay?" Ron asked.

" Of…(giggle) course…(giggle) I am." And there are those strange looks they hold in reserve for me during the end of the year exams. I better calm dow- DRACO! Ouch, he just hit a table. A lot of people are laughing right now. I kind of feel bad now.

" Was that you?" Harry asked, laughing so hard he was holding his ribs.

" …Yeah…" Find your voice, girl! " I think he won't be making me work for a while." I smiled and sighed of relief when Ron and Harry turned to look at Draco again. I see Blaise Zabini un-binded Draco. He must be so embarrassed. Hey wait, why is he just acting like nothing happened? Damn Malfoy pride. He's supposed to try to 'kill' me. For show, of course, I think. At the end of dinner Draco ran to catch up to me.

" That was actually a good plan. Wait until you see what I have for you!" He laughed. Gulp.

"For…me?" I squeaked. His face, if even possible, broke out into an even bigger smile. By the way, no one is around.

" Scared, Granger?"

" No…"

" Well, good. Come on, let's go!" That boy will be the death of me, I'm sure. In our common room I tried, every discreet and maturely, to get out what he had planned for me.

" Tell me!" I whined.

" No."

" Tell me, please?" Now using puppy dog eyes and lower lip.

" Nope."

" TELL ME OR I'LL HEX YOUR BALLS OFF!"

" Well, if you need directions, they're here." He said pointing to them. After 3 hours 20 minutes and 35 seconds of trying I gave up and went to bed. I'll never know his scheme until it hits me. Watch him try to burn me up in flames…hey wait…He stole my plan! No, he's not going to use that trick. It's already been done. " Graaaaangerrrrr…! Come out come out where ever you are." I'm hearing things. I have to go to sleep earlier. " There you are…" Huh? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

Draco's POV:

The devil. That woman is the devil himself! She's lucky we're friends. Oh well, I rolled while she walked to the Great Hall. OWWW!

" This is starting to hurt, Hermione!"

" Don't call me Hermione! Better yet, don't talk to me. Do you want someone to find out?" No. " And don't roll so fast, stay away from me."

" Don't roll to fast." I mocked.

" Did you just mock me?" Devil incarnate…

" I…uh…umm…Go in the Great Hall first. I'll come in after a few minutes." Fast thinking! So, She walked into the Great Hall and sat with Weasel and Potty. She better not be giggling in there. Time to make my entrance. Ouch, when did a table get there? A lot of people are laughing right now. I'm going to get her back!

" Was that you?" I heard Potter ask, laughing so hard he was holding his ribs. That looks painful.

" …Yeah…" Good, girl! Make me look like a fool all you want, you're next. " I think he won't be making me work for a while." Blaise Zabini, the god that he is, un-binded me.

" What did you do this time to tick her off?" He smiled.

" Oh, you know, cleaning things." I smiled. I may have been the laughing stock of the school but I still have my Malfoy pride. At the end of dinner I ran to catch up to her.

" That was actually a good plan. Wait until you see what I have for you!" I laughed when I saw her gulp.

"For…me?" She squeaked. Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.

" Scared, Granger?" You know you are…

" No…" sure, okay.

" Well, good. Come on, let's go!" In our common room she tried in every way possible to get me to tell her what I planned for her. I think I even heard something about money but…eh.

" Tell me!" She whined.

" No." I said simply.

" Tell me, please?" Now she's using puppy dog eyes and the lower lip. Something I know quite well how to do.

" Nope." And say no to.

" TELL ME OR I'LL HEX YOUR BALLS OFF!" Eep!

" Well, if you need directions, they're here." I said pointing to them. After what seemed like two million years of trying she gave up and went to bed. Time to act!

" Graaaaangerrrrr…! Come out come out where ever you are." All I heard were snores. Even better, no struggle. " There you are…" I walked up to her bed to see an angel. Wait no, that's just Granger. No, that's Hermione. Okay, enough screwing around- get her back! I'll just put a few charms here and there and…done. Oh, she's gunna love me in the morning. That or she really will hex my balls off. Shudders.

The next morning I heard Hermione knocking, no, slamming on my door.

" DRACO WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS MALFOY GET OUT HERE AND FIX THIS NOW!" She likes it! She really likes it! sarcastic. I got dressed and came out.

" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" HA HA HA HA HA!

" Oh, I'm so glad you think it's funny! Take it off, I'm not going to classes like this!" Oh, really, you're not?

" Yes, you are." I said and pushed past her.

" What did you say?" Is that steam coming out of her ears?

" I said, yes, you are." I'm almost out the door. " See you in breakfast, Hermione!" Close the door and…CRASH. She threw a vase, didn't she? Poor vase. Oh, well, at least it wasn't me. When I got into the Great Hall I sat with Blaise and waited. It'll take a while, she'll try to take it off herself. I should've told her it makes it worse. Wait, door's opening…HA HA HA HA HA! She did try to take it off! Oh, this is priceless!

" Did you do that?" Blaise said.

" I did."

" Ouch! Wait until Snape gets a load of this. Too bad he's not here."

" Too bad for her, he's our first class, and double potions too." I saw Hermione leave the Great Hall. Awww, she's not staying?

In potions class she was sitting in the front row with her friends. Brave, ain't she. They all glared at me. What? All I did was come in and sit down…and laugh. Just a little though!

" Drakey!" NOOOOOO! " Drakey, darling, how come you didn't answer me?"

" Pansy, I was ignoring you."

" Oh, Malfoy, don't play. I heard you and Blaise talking about a certain ring and a certain Pansy Parkinson." Hermione said. Oh, you…

" Oh, really, Drakey! A ring…for me? You shouldn't have! WHERE IS IT! GIVE ME!"

" Get off me, Pansy! I did not buy you a ring." Damn you, Hermione!

" Be quiet! Class has begun." Snape! My hero! " Parkinson, sit down. Granger-what the HELL?" Oh, so he saw it. " Outside!" He looked to me. " Both of you!" Snape bellowed. All three of us went outside his classroom. Before Snape could even start up again Hermione jumped in.

" Professor Snape, I would never do this on purpose. Draco did this while I was asleep."

" Draco?" Snape said. Oh, no!

" Yes, to be a good slave I have to be a little more…personal, did you say, Draco?" She glared at me. Nice one!

" Yes." I said smugly. Snape just stood there for a while.

" And this all explains why Miss Granger has flashing signs says she loves me? Oh, yes, and why she's dressed like me? I don't see it, please explain," Snape said. I looked to Hermione.

" I disobeyed him." She said rolling her eyes.

" Did you?" He sneered at her. " Take it off, Granger." Hermione looked miserable and muttered something. " Speak up, Granger."

" I can't take it off." More glares for me, yay! " He made it so I can't. It actually gets brighter and more signs come up."

" I see that. Something Miss Granger can't do."Snape mused. "Let's us see the handy work of Mr. Malfoy. Let's see here, there's 'I love Severus Snape', ' Snape is my hero', ' Potions rocks', 'I hate hygiene'…?" Snape looked at me.

" That was just a joke." I said, looking at my shoes.

" Uh-huh. Mr. Malfoy take those charms off Miss Granger and get back in class!" Snape shouted and went back into his classroom.

"Take those charms off her." Hermione mocked. Wait, Hermione mocked?

" You want those to stay on?"

" No, get them off now." She snapped.I took them off. I don't want my wand up my- any who… I started walking but was held back by her " By the way, nice prank." And off she went. Yeah it was a nice…WHAT? NICE PRANK! It was great! Okay, enough of that…Potions time!

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