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Chapter 9
Hermione's POV:
The next morning I woke up and got dressed. I kinda feel weird right now. No period…no- OH MY GOD! I'm going to kill him! I knocked on his door.
" DRACO WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS MALFOY GET OUT HERE AND FIX THIS NOW!" What is his middle name? Forget that, Hermione! Draco came out.
" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" …
" Oh, I'm so glad you think it's funny! Take it off, I'm not going to classes like this!" Don't hex him. That's what got you here in the first place.
" Yes, you are." He said and pushed past me.
" What did you say?"
" I said, yes, you are." He walked to the door. " See you in breakfast, Hermione!" SEE ME? I threw a vase. I am now trying to take it off…WHAT? No, it can't be. That bastard. Snape's going to KILL me. When I got into the Great Hall everyone started laughing. I just ran out.
In potions class I was sat in the front row. He is not going to disrupt my learning. I glared at him when he started laughing.
" Drakey!" Oh, yes. Revenge! " Drakey, darling, how come you didn't answer me?"
" Pansy, I was ignoring you."
" Oh, Malfoy, don't play. I heard you and Blaise talking about a certain ring and a certain Pansy Parkinson." I said in a sweet voice that kinda came out as singing. Ha, gotcha back!
" Oh, really, Drakey! A ring…for me? You shouldn't have! WHERE IS IT! GIVE ME!"
" Get off me, Pansy! I did not buy you a ring."
" Be quiet! Class has begun." Oh no, Professor Snape! " Parkinson, sit down. Granger-what the HELL?" I'm gunna die. Good-bye cruel life. Good-bye wonderful books.
" Outside!" He looked to Draco. " Both of you!" Professor Snape bellowed. All three of us went outside his classroom. Before Professor Snape could even start up again I tried to defend myself.
" Professor, I would never do this on purpose. Draco did this while I was asleep."
" Draco?" Snape said. Shit! Think, Hermione, think!
" Yes, to be a good slave I have to be a little more…personal, did you say, Draco?" I glared for effect.
" Yes." He said. Professor Snape just stood there for a while.
" And this all explains why Miss Granger has flashing signs says she loves me? Oh, yes, and why she's dressed like me? I don't see it, please explain" Snape said. Draco looked to me. Do I always have to make up the excuses?
" I disobeyed him." I said my rolling eyes.
" Did you?" He sneered at me. " Take it off, Granger." I tried, I muttered. " Speak up, Granger."
" I can't take it off. He made it so I can't. It actually gets brighter and more signs come up."
" I see that. Something Miss Granger can't do. It must be amazing. Let us see the handy work of Mr. Malfoy. Let's see here, there's 'I love Severus Snape', ' Snape is my hero', ' Potions rocks', 'I hate hygiene'…?" Snape looked at Draco.
" That was just a joke." He said.
" Uh-huh. Mr. Malfoy take those charms off Miss Granger and get back in class!" Snape shouted and went back into his classroom.
"Take those charms off her." I mocked. Snape can really be a pain sometimes.
" You want those to stay on?"
" No, get them off now." I snapped. He took them off. Draco started walking but I held him back. He'll go crazy if I say this. " By the way, nice prank." And off I went. It took a few minutes for him to get in the class.
After dinner we decided to play Wizards chess. I'm losing.
" This is such a barbaric game." I muttered.
" You only say that because you're losing." He smiled at me. Jerk.
" Yeah, well, this game sucks." Draco's eyes went wide. What? What I do?
" Do my poor virgin ears deceive me?" Virgin? Yeah, okay! "Did you just say what I thought you said?"
" What? Sucks?" I repeated. He looked more shocked than the first time I said it.
" Hermione Jane Granger! Wait until I owl your mother about this foul language." He said teasingly.
" Go ahead. It's nothing she hasn't heard before."
" My father would kill me."
" For saying sucks?"
" For anything he doesn't see it fit for the 'Malfoy standards'." Draco's voice dropped to a whisper when he mentioned his father. This reminds me of a question…
" Why would your father want to kill your mother?" SHIT! Did I say that out loud? I waited for him to blow up. Come on, Draco…come kill me…
" She wanted me to run away and not become a Death Eater."
" Oh." Oh? OH! Say something else you ninny! " I'm sorry." I'm hopeless. It went silent for a while until we heard knocking on the door. " Must be Harry and Ron." I said getting up. Draco put the chess board away and went up to his room.
" I'll see you later." He said before closing his door. I wish he could've stayed. Damn boys, always have to fight. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK POUND!
" OKAY I'M COMING!" Geez, they have no patients at all. I opened the door and in came Ron and Harry.
" Hello, 'Mione." Harry said giving me a hug.
" Hermione! Nice to see ya!" Ron said.
" What do you guys want?" I asked, knowing fully well what they want. " And before you answer, no I am not doing your homework and no I will not let you have my notes." They gave me disapproving looks.
" See I told you." Ron said to Harry.
" It was worth a try." He said back. I rolled my eyes. They'll never learn. " So, how's living with the Ferret King himself?" Harry asked sitting down on the couch.
" He is not the Ferret King. Stop that." I snapped. Harry smiled. Huh?
" You're right. He's a good for nothing wanker. That prat, probably has you brushing his teeth for him."
" Shut up! Harry, you don't even know the half of it. Stop it now or I'll…I'll hex you like I did him!" And there she blows…
" 'Mione? What's wrong?"
" What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG? You act like you know him. You know nothing of Draco and until you do SHUT UP!" Harry stood up.
" I know enough. He's a wanna be Death Eater and he hates anything and everything that isn't pureblood. He's basically his father!" Harry yelled. I did the only thing I could think of, I hexed him. Ron ran to Harry's side.
" Hermione!" Draco ran out and grabbed me.
" Damn it Draco, let go!"
" Calm down first."
" I AM CALM!"
" Hermione, how could you?" Ron said. He lifted up Harry and walked to the door.
" Come back to us when you're not acting like you're under the damn Imperious curse." And they slammed the door behind them.
" You shouldn't have done anything. All you had to do was…"
" Let them talk about you like they know everything when they don't know shit? They need to learn life isn't just black and white."
" They will, in their own time." He led me to the couch. " Until then, how about another game of Barbaric chess?"
" You have to be kidding me." I held my head in my hands. " I'm going to bed."
" Night, sweet" I heard from behind.
" Night." Wait, sweet?
Draco's POV:
After dinner we decided to play Wizards chess. I rock at this game.
" This is such a barbaric game." Hermione muttered.
" You only say that because you're losing." I smiled at her.
" Yeah, well, this game sucks." What did she say? Someone get the soap!
" Do my poor virgin ears deceive me?" She snorted. "Did you just say what I thought you said?"
" What? Sucks?" She repeated. She did!
" Hermione Jane Granger! Wait until I owl your mother about this foul language." I said teasingly.
" Go ahead. It's nothing she hasn't heard before."
" My father would kill me." Not that it would be a loss to him anyways.
" For saying sucks?"
" For anything he doesn't see it fit for the 'Malfoy standards'."
" Why would your father want to kill your mother?" She asked and tensed. I've been waiting for that question to come up.
" She wanted me to run away and not become a Death Eater."
" Oh. I'm sorry." It went silent for a while until we heard knocking on the door. " Must be Harry and Ron." She said getting up. I put the chess board away and went up to my room.
" I'll see you later." I said before closing my door. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK POUND! They're going to brake the door down.
" OKAY I'M COMING!" She opened the door and I heard them come in.
" Hello, 'Mione." Potter said.
" Hermione! Nice to see ya!" I heard Weasley say.
" What do you guys want?" She asked. " And before you answer, no I am not doing your homework and no I will not let you have my notes." Smack down!
" See I told you." Weasley said to Potter.
" It was worth a try." He said back. " So, how's living with the Ferret King himself?" Ferret king? That was in 4th year! Get over it!
" He is not the Ferret King. Stop that." Hermione snapped. HERMIONE!
" You're right. He's a good for nothing wanker. That prat, probably has you brushing his teeth for him."
" Shut up! Harry, you don't even know the half of it. Stop it now or I'll…I'll hex you like I did him!" She's ruining the cover. Stop, now!
" 'Mione? What's wrong?"
" What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG? You act like you know him. You know nothing of Draco and until you do SHUT UP!" I got out of my room and hid. I saw Potter stand up from the couch… That I now have to burn. Anyways…
" I know enough. He's a wanna be Death Eater and he hates anything and everything that isn't pureblood. He's basically his father!" Potter yelled. She hexed him. That's it…
" Hermione!" I ran out and grabbed her.
" Damn it Draco, let go!"
" Calm down first."
" I AM CALM!" Ouch! That was my ear.
" Hermione, how could you?" Weasley said. He lifted up Potter and walked to the door.
" Come back to us when you're not acting like you're under the damn Imperious curse." And they slammed the door behind them. The Imperious curse? I bet it's my fault, huh?
" You shouldn't have done anything. All you had to do was…"
" Let them talk about you like they know everything when they don't know shit? They need to learn life isn't just black and white."
" They will, in their own time." I led her to the couch. She was shaking. " Until then, how about another game of Barbaric chess?"
" You have to be kidding me." She held her head in her hands. " I'm going to bed."
" Night, sweet" I said. Shit! Sweet? Draco, what were you thinking?
" Night." No hexing? Maybe I should try that more often…
The next day I was woken up by someone jumping onto my bed.
" Wakey wakey, Drakey!" You have to be kidding me.
" Don't call me that." I said and sat up. " What time is it?"
" Time for you to get up and buy a watch." Hermione said and giggled. " I made a funny!" I opened my eyes.
" You made a funny?" Before I could even say anything else I looked at what she had on. It was basically a see through purple night gown. Very see through… " Cover yourself!"
" Why? Does it burn?" She said rolling her eyes.
" Why did you wake me up?" She got off my bed and held out her hand. I, being the fool I am, grabbed it and followed her to her room. Eww, Gryffindor colors.
" Put these on." Hermione threw clothes at me. I looked at them and saw none other than damn muggle clothing.
" I'm not wearing these."
" Then what are you going to wear at my parents house?" Parents house?
" Easy, I'm not going to your parents house." I crossed my arms over my chest and leaned against the door frame.
" Then you'll be going home for Christmas?"
" Christmas isn't due for another week. Why would I be going to a muggle home?" Hermione stood up, grabbed the clothes and turned around to put them on a dresser.
" Have fun with your dad." She said and it finally dawned on me. I would be going home… to him. I wouldn't have my mother to defend me when he—
" Okay, I'll go." I muttered. Hermione threw herself on me in a really tight hug. I noticed she liked to suffocate people. " What about Potter and Weasley? Is it because of yesterday you're not being with them this year?" She looked up at me and smiled.
" Harry and Ron don't stay mad forever. They'll think about it and come to their senses, like you said." She handed me those damnable muggle clothes again. " Try them on!" She sat on her bed and looked at me.
" What? You want a strip tease?" She blushed. " I'll be right back." I turned to the bathroom door and changed in there. When I came out Hermione was on the floor with a book. " Was I gone that long?" She looked up and her eyes widened.
" Holy shit. That looks so good on you!"
" Everything looks good on me." She rolled her eyes. " These pants are a little tight though." She laughed.
" I'm sorry." She went for her wand and had the clothes fitted to me. " Better?"
" Now they're baggy." She tried again. " WHAO! What are you trying to do? Squeeze my balls out?" She stood up. She still has that night gown on…
" Then do it yourself!" She sniffed and left the room. About 20 seconds later she walked back in. She looked horrified. " I…I forgot to change."
" How far did you go until realizing that?" I tried not to laugh so I just smirked.
" A little past our rooms." She blushed. Liar. " Okay, okay! I was half way to that empty classroom."
" Near the Great Hall?"
" Yes…"
" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-OUCH!"
" Jerk." She smiled. We stood there for a little while until she spoke again. " What? You want a strip tease?" She said and shooed me out of her room.
Okay this chapter, to me, was a little rushed. I didn't even know it was Christmas time in the story, lol. Hopefully next chapter will be better, since I'm having Draco in the muggle world for awhile. I wonder what's going to happen...
