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Chapter 15

Hermione's POV:

" Gross…gross...eww! It's on me! Get it off- HERMIONE!" Draco's changing a diaper again.

" Yes?" I said walking into the room.

" Do this for me." He said shoving a clean diaper in my hands. " He'll piss on me again; I know it." He backed away, and I took out my wand. In one swift motion our baby, Rey Leo Malfoy , was all changed. I turned to Draco after picking Rey up.

" All done." I smiled.

" You could do that?" Draco's eyes widened.

" I am a witch, Draco."

" I didn't know there was a spell for that! Why didn't you tell me?"

" I thought it would be funny watching you do it the muggle way." I said laughing, and I left the room. All the way down the hall you could here Draco screaming about taking lessons from my mother and it being all a waste. Wasn't a waste to me…

It's been ten years. Can you believe it? Rey is our second child, he's two years old, and he's just like his mom. Zezilia Hydra Malfoy is our first. She's four years old, and surprise surprise- just like her father. Both of our kids look like Draco, for the most part. The only differences being Rey has dirty blond hair with brown eyes, and Zezilia has brown hair. Today we're having a party for Draco. He doesn't know anything and that changing the diaper thing was to keep him upstairs. Everyone is waiting for us now.

" Draco, when you're done crying, come downstairs." I called down the hall.

" Yeah, fine." He sounds miffed.

" Don't get short with me."

" Bite me."

" Just come down stairs!" Geez! I heard bouncing downstairs and went to check, thinking it was Zezilia.

" SURPRISE!" Everyone yelled. I rolled my eyes.

" Wrong person." I said. I walked over to the cake and lit the candles. All 28 of them. " Now when he gets here I want you to…"

" Hey, why is everyone here?" Shit.

" Draco!"

" What?" I glared at him. " Ow, cake!" He walked over to the cake. After a few minutes, and reading what the cake said, he turned to everyone. "This was a party for me, wasn't it?" We all nodded. " I ruined it by coming at the wrong time, didn't I?" We nodded again. " Oh, well. Anyone want cake?" I rolled my eyes. Same old Draco. After the party Draco and I put the kids to bed.

" What angels they are." Draco said while we were getting into our bed.

" Yeah, when they're sleeping." I snorted. Draco held me and kissed my forehead.

" Night, darling."

" shut up."

" Oh, dear, I love you too!"

" Shut up, Draco. Go to sleep." He laughed. Finally, sleep at last.

" Mommy? Daddy? Are you awake?" NOOOOO!

" Yes." I hissed. " What do you want Zezilia?"

" Uhh…Oh, night!"

" Good night." Thank Merlin, she's gone!

" Mommy?" Or not.

" What?"

"Umm…nothing, night!" I feel like I've done this before. BAM! And the door slams.

" What? What happened?" Draco shot up.

" Nothing. Just your daughter being you again."

" What is that supposed to mean?"

" Go to sleep."

" Someone's a little tie tie."

" Be quite."

" Cranky."

" Shut up, Draco!" And then there was silence. Did I do it? Did I finally shut Draco Malfoy up?

" I'm hungry." Nope.

Draco's POV:

" Gross…gross...eww! It's on me! Get it off- HERMIONE!" Why did I have to do this again? Hermione knows how to change diapers easy. But NO- she leaves it to me.

" Yes?" She said walking into the room.

" Do this for me." I said shoving a clean diaper in her hands. " He'll piss on me again; I know it." I backed away to watch, and she took out her wand. In one swift motion Rey was all changed. She picked him up and turned to me.

" All done."

" You could do that?"

" I am a witch, Draco."

" I didn't know there was a spell for that! Why didn't you tell me?"

" I thought it would be funny watching you do it the muggle way." She said laughing, and she left the room.

" I can't believe that…that witch! All that time. I take lessons from her mother! Her mother! And it all ends up a waste." Ok, I'll stop ranting. I bet ya wanna know what's been going on, huh? It's been ten years. I've been married to the bushy haired know-it-all for ten years. I'm still alive too! Rey is our second child, he's two years old, and he's just like Hermione. Zezilia Hydra Malfoy is our first. She's four years old, and like me. Both of our kids look like me, for the most part. They're great kids.

" Draco, when you're done crying, comes downstairs." Hermione called down the hall.

" Yeah, fine." I'm still not happy with her!

" Don't get short with me." Little snappy, ain't she?

" Bite me."

" Just come down stairs!" Alright I'm coming!

" Hey, why is everyone here?"

" Draco!"

" What?" Hermione glared at me. " Ow, cake!" Yummy yummy cake. I love cake. Cake has writing on it. Cake says…'Happy Birthday Draco'. I turned to everyone. "This was a party for me, wasn't it?" They all nodded. " I ruined it by coming at the wrong time, didn't I?" They nodded again. " Oh, well. Anyone want cake?"

After the party Hermione and I put the kids to bed.

" What angels they are." I said while we were getting into our bed.

" Yeah, when they're sleeping." She snorted. I kissed her forehead.

" Night, darling."

" shut up."

" Oh, dear, I love you too!"

" Shut up, Draco. Go to sleep." I laughed. And went to sleep. BAM!

" What? What happened?" I shot up. I was all happy sleeping and then the door slams!

" Nothing. Just your daughter being you again." Being me again? I do not slam doors.

" What is that supposed to mean?"

" Go to sleep."

" Someone's a little tie tie." I teased.

" Be quite."

" Cranky."

" Shut up, Draco!" Fine, I'll be quite.

" I'm hungry." For a while.

Sorry it took so long to get this out! I know it's short, but this wasn't even supposed to be here. I thought I would be a loving person and get one more out. Thanks to all who read and more thanks to the people who reviewed. I had so much fun writing this! Now, some Latin fun! Ok, the first names of each kid are Latin so when you read it think: e A, I E, a Short a sound. I know it's confusing, but it's fun! Thanks toJasmine85, who suggested Hydra as a middle name and starting out with Draco changing a diaper. It worked out nicely. Just if you're wondering...

Rey Leo Malfoy. Kingof the lions.

Zezilia Hydra Malfoy. Grey eyed water snake.