Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Dairy Queen
Dairy Queen
"So then I went to Pizza hut, met Envy, upset him, and wound up in a trash can in some random ally."
"That's rough," said Ed, "do you want sprinkles on that?"
"Sure, I'm surprised Ed."
"About what?"
"You working at a Dairy Queen."
"I thought it was every kid's dream to get free ice cream every day."
"Don't you know what the key ingredient is?"
"umm, ice?"
"I don't want to be the one to disappoint you, why don't you just transmute some like you did with the Big Mac?"
He made a soft served cone, placed it on the ground, clapped his hands together, and screamed in horror…
"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S THE NASTY WHITE LIQUID THAT COWS SECRETE!"
Then Ed fainted…