Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, or Hooters

Hooters

People say that Hooters has the best chicken wings around (I disagree only because I know of a pub that serves better) but since my friends wanted to go there, I couldn't say no. We waited in line for almost an hour; apparently a lot of guys showed up to see the new waitress.

"Table for four?" said Lust.

"Yes, "replied Aya; I guess you could say she's the self-proclaimed 'leader' of our group.

After we sat down and ordered our drinks I noticed that Lust was defiantly who was bringing the costumers in. She was making some good tips too. I guess there is a place for everyone in this world…

Thanks for reviewing this chapter, and a special thanks goes out to FullMetalRaven for the idea; now for the continuation of 'Lust at Hooters'….

"We interrupt our normally scheduled programming to bring you this important message; just recently a large number of teenage boys have gone missing, if you have any information please give us a call at …"

"That's odd." Said Aya.

"Wonder where they all went," said Mia.

Then I looked around the restaurant, "I think I know where all the guys went, just take a look around."

Well you can't help but give Lust some credit, this job was perfect for her, especially considering her, errr, figure. Just then, Gluttony burst through the door…

"LUST LUST, WHERE IS SHE! MY LUST"

All the females in the restaurant pointed to Lust, who was currently being hit on by a collage football player"

"GET AWAY FROM MY LUST!" Gluttony was mad, so he did what he did best, ate all the males that had their eyes on Lust…

Needless to say this cost Lust her job…

"Gluttony is sorry, he just wanted his Lust back…"

"I know Gluttony, its ok; I told Dante I didn't want this job. Actually I've always wanted to be a nail stylist, let's go Gluttony, time to see if any parlors are hiring."