Disclaimer: I don't own Rainforest Café or FMA
Rainforest Café
You know that weird feeling you get in the pit of your stomach, when you know something's going to go wrong, but you're not sure what? Well today I had one of those feelings. Ya see, Ed asked me to go out to lunch with him and he wanted to pick the place… at first I was fine with it; I've always wanted to go there, but after we got there, I started to get that weird feeling…
"I've heard that the Rainforest Café is pretty good." Said Ed as he sat down at the table.
"I like the décor; the fishes are a nice touch."
As soon as the words left my mouth, our waiter came, oh boy, this was going to be a LONG meal…
"Welcome to the r—hey I know you, you're the one who called me pineapple head! And you're here with, ochibi-san?"
"I thought you worked at pizza hut, Envy"
"Wait, didn't you tell me he knocked you out and threw you in an alley because you insulted him?"
"Yeah that's right"
"I should'a killed you back then… I could now, but I need the money, so what do you want?"
"We're not sure yet"
"Why not get the shrimp, or would that be considered cannibalism to a pipsqueak like you?"
"You bastard, I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich"
"Bring it on shorty"
Needless to say a fight broke out, Ed and I were kicked out and Envy got fired, what a day…