Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or KFC
KFC
"I can't believe that Master's making me work here with you." Complained Envy, "I mean why can't Lust work here with you?"
"Because Master is making her work at Subway…"
"And why can't you work there?"
"Subway told Lust that only skinny people work there…"
"Oh… guess you don't fit the 'eat fresh' requirement"
Gluttony just stared down at the floor, poor guy… That's where I came in…
"Well if it isn't my favorite pest," said Envy.
"Well if it isn't my favorite palm tree?"
"Don't you know how to cook? Why are you always eating out?"
"Well I'm actually supposed to be meeting someone here; he said he has a job for me."
"I'm so happy for you; please excuse me while I gag."
"Screw you Envy." I took a seat at an empty booth.
"Aren't you going to order something?"
"NO way, you'd spit in it anyway…"
"Damn she was on to me…"
Just then Greed walked in.
"What the hell are you doing here?"
"Excuse me miss, are you Haru?"
"Yes I am"
"Hey don't ignore me!"
"You're the one who wants to work as a waitress at my club, right? Well do you have any experience?"
"How about the fact that she eats out once a week, it's a wonder she isn't fat."
"I swear Envy one more thing and I'LL kick your ass."
"Geez Greed do you have to be such a stiff? Besides I could take you on."
"IS that a challenge, sheman?"
"Oh it's on now!"
"Envy I'm hungry!"
"Why don't you eat the girl? That'll be one less pest for me to deal with."
As soon as Envy said that I ran, a couples days later I was walking by KFC, the building was completely destroyed…
"I guess Envy got fired… again"