Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Popeye's
Popeye's
"I know you'll like it here Haru-chan, they've got better chicken than KFC."
"Mia-chan, don't even mention that horrible place again…"
"Sorry I forgot about your arch nemesis."
When we got to the front counter, we met yet another familiar face. The Fuhrer King Bradley…
"Welcome to Popeye's, so kid's what'll it be?"
Hmm this guy seemed normal, unlike the rest of the guys I've met, and best of all, Envy was no where in site!
"I'll have the chicken deluxe."
"And I'll have the crispy fish basket."
Things seemed to be going normal for once, that is, until Mae's Hughes showed up…
"Hello there girls, these come as an added prize to your meals, " he handed us both little trading cards with Elysia on them. Mia and I sat down.
"So Haru, what does your card say, I got the tricycle edition."
"I got the Super-deluxe special swimsuit edition with mommy's hat on."
"What's the super deluxe mean?"
Hughes popped up, "It means that your friend here gets another special prize, a private screening of Elysia's 3rd birthday party, oh I remember it like it was yesterday, Barney was there. And we had ponie rides, oh you're just dying to see it aren't you? Well I won't keep you waiting then!"
That was the most horrifying experience I'd ever had, three hours locked in a room watching movies and listening to Hughes go "aww isn't she adorable!" By time I got out of there, Mia had already left and my sandwich was cold…