Chapter 12: Unexpected Guest.
Vinny gets home to see a car he recognizes in the driveway. He walks in to the house and sees his two best friends Joey and Tony in his living room. They get up and go over to give him a hug. "I'm glad you guys are here." Vinny said. "You invited them?" Lorraine asked. "No. We wanted to take a road trip and we both decided to come here and see you two." Joey replied. "Your Aunt Marie told us to give this to you." Tony added as he handed the number of the real estate agent who is selling the house next door to his cousin Raymond. Lorraine takes it and throws it out. "That was rude." Vinny told her. "We're not moving next door to your cousin Ray or your cousin Robert." Lorraine replied. " Why, is there a house near Robert up for sale?" Vinny asked. "I don't know." Lorraine answered. "Did you know that the Shenks are coming over for dinner tonight?" Lorraine asked Vinny. "I invited them yesterday. And you were standing right next to me." Vinny replied. "I wasn't paying attention to you or the Shenks." Lorraine told him. "Now who doesn't pay attention when someone tries to talk them?" Vinny asked her. "It's different. When I talk to you you're watching football." Lorraine answered. "I see that you two are still arguing." Joey said. "Just like old times." Tony replied. "Would you two butt out?" Lorraine asked them. "It must be that time of the month." Tony told Joey as they were walking into the kitchen. Vinny is laughing and all Lorraine has to do is give him a dirty look and he stops laughing. " I invited my family over for dinner tonight." Lorraine told Vinny. "The Shenks, your family,Joey and Tony and us at dinner together should make for an outstanding time especially if your sister Sarah shows up." Vinny told her while laughing. "I'm sure my brothers and sisters willbehave themselves tonight." Lorraine reassured Vinny. "I hope they don't." Vinny replied. "Excuse me?" Lorraine asked. "I want them to be themselves. I want to see what they do to Tina tonight." Vinny said with a smile on his face. "Don't give them any ideas." Lorraine told Vinny. "Who me?" Vinny asked shocked. "Vinny I'm serious. You're worse than my brothers and sisters at times." Lorraine replied. "Tony go get my water guns. They're in the game room. Make sure you place themwhere Sarah and Mike can see them." Vinny told Tony with a sinister look on his face. "I know that face. Something big is going done tonight." Joey said in excitement. "Shut your mouth. I don't want Lorraine to know what I have planned for tonight." Vinny told him. "I love it. Dinner and a show." Joey said laughing.
The Shenks arrive and so do the Bakers. Dylan sees Jake and Mike and goes over to them. "What are you guys doing here?" Dylan asked. "I could ask you the same question." Jake replied. "Why would Vinny and Lorraine invite us and you guys to dinner on the same night?" Mike asked Dylan. "My guess is just as good as yours." Dylan replied. "Hey Dylan." Sarah said as she walked up them. "Hey Sarah." Dylan replied. "Vinny has something planned here tonight. I can fell it." Sarah told them. "Are you sure Sarah?" Jake asked. "Mike did you hear someone talking?" Sarah asked Mike ignoring Jake because she's mad at him for selling her out to Vinny. "That was Jake." Mike replied. "Jake who?" Sarah asked as she walked away. Vinny is talking with Joey and Tony. "Did you place the water gun so I can get Sarah?" Vinny asked Tony knowing that Sarah is listening in on them. "Yeah it's in the kitchen under the sink all you have to do is fill it with water." Tony replied. Sarah now hearing this goes to tell Mike about this. "I told you Vinny is planning something tonight." Sarah explained to Mike showing him the water gun under the sink. "And he said he was going to get you tonight?" Mike asked. "I heard him tell those two goons of his." Sarah answered. "You mean Joey and Tony?" Mike asked. "Whoever." Sarah replied. Vinny, Joey and Tony are watching this with big smiles on their faces. "I can't believe that actually worked." Tony told Vinny. "The Princess of Pranks has nothing on The King of Pranks." Vinny replied. "We better take our seats before the show starts." Joey told them. In the middle of dinner Sarah and Mike go into the kitchen to "get" something. Vinny,Joey and Tony know exactually what it is and they get up to go smoke outside. "Vinny why are you going to smoke now?" Lorraine asked. "Because you don't like it when I smoke in the house." Vinny replied. "Just don't sit out there too long. I can't sit here another minute with Mrs. Shenk and my family." Lorraine whispered to him. "Don't worry I'll be back soon." Vinny told her as him,Joey and Tony go outside to smoke. They light up their cigarettes and watch everything Mike and Sarah are doing in the kitchen. "Hurry up." Sarah told Mike. "I can't belive that there were two water guns under there." Mike said as he filled up both guns. "Vinny is such an idiot." Sarah told him with a laugh. "Let's go get him." Mike said as they both come out of the kitchen with filled water guns in their hands. "What are you two doing with those?" Lorraine asked them. "I knew it. This was a setup. Bill, Dylan grab your things we're leaving." Tina said as she was getting up to leave. "Calm down Tina." Bill told his wife. "Yeah, we're only looking to shoot Vinny." Mike replied. "Where is he?" Sarah asked. "These two are going to ruin everything." Tina said. "Calm down Mrs. Shenk." Jake told her. "I don't trust you monsters!" Tina shouted. When she said that Sarah started to shoot Mrs.Shenk with her gun and so did Mike. "Stop it you two!" Tom yelled trying to get thewater guns away from them. Mike accidently squirts Tom. Lorraine realizes why Vinny went outside to smoke and screams "Vinny!". Vinny, Joey and Tony are laughing so hard that they can't breathe. "You are The King of Pranks Vinny." Tony told him. "I bow to the master." Joey then said. "Thank you guys. I think I really out did myself this time." Vinny replied.