Jack in Wonderland
Chapter 4
Okay, well I know that I haven't updated in a while, but I've been really busy with testing and all. Okay, well you don't want to hear about my life now do you? No, you'd rather waste your precious time reading this story when you could be making something of yourself. But then again, who am I to deprive you of that? Oh, yeah! I'm the author of this story, that's who! Oh, well….. Better quite while I'm ahead. ON-a TO-a THE-a STORY-a! But, first, to those who have actually read my previous chapters, this one will be a bit different. I have decided to put a bit of comedy in this story. If you find it too silly, leave a comment saying that and I will try to turn the comedy down a bit. And sorry about how short this chapter is. I am feeling a bit less creative and very, very lazy today. NOW, ON TO THE STORY!
"EVERYONE," announced the previous speaker (I'm not obligated to remember this crap!). "And since we all won we should all get prizes!"
"RAAAAAAAAH," screamed a whole bunch o' the town members.
"But who will award these prizes," inquired Jack (umm…..) inquisitively.
"Why, you Jack my boy!"
Then a cloud of "prizes,where" and "I wonder what mine will be" and "Jack,Jack! Oooh! I want a prize first" erupted from the mouths of the crazed and greedy crowd.
"Hmm…I don't have anything," thought the thoughtful Jack Skellington. "Hmm…I'VE GOT IT!" And he did indeed have just the right idea. HE PERFORMED "THIS IS HALLOWEEN" FOR ALL OF THEM! But sadly, Danny Elfman was resting his voice that same weekend (what are the odds of that?).
in feeble crappy singing voice " ThIs Is HaLlOwEeN!"
"BOOOOOOOO!"
"Umm…I don't have anything else! Oh, crap they're sharpening the pitch forks! RUN!"
And he did. He ran like the wind.
Meanwhile, back at Danny Elfman's house….
"Hmm…I wonder if any fictional character that I lend my voice to is having his very life threatened for singing a song badly. NAH!"
Will Jack escape the angry mob? Of course! What kind of story would it be if he didn't? And how will Danny Elfman's weekend off go? Will Tim Burton be the Mad Hatter in this story? yes FIND OUT NEXT TIME!