Judge: Ok, next up team Luthor.
Lex: Ok, Joker, I gave you a life supply of clown makeup. Now here's what I want you to do, dance.
Joker: Ha ha ha.
Lex: I'm not joking. Ok Joker knock them dead.
Joker: Will do…
Joker pulls out a bomb and walks onto the stage.
Lex: OH NO!
Joker: La la ha ha! I have a bomb and you will die.
Crowd: Who will save us?
Lex grabs bomb and throws it at team Kent. Jonathan gets hit from the force of the bomb.
Jonathan: Ok, that does it.
Jonathan walks out onto the stage with a pitch fork and torch.
Jonathan: This dance is called angry mob.
Jonathan chases Lex around the stage.
Judge: Enough! Since you both broke the rules we will go into the next round after these messages from PBS.
PBS workers walk out onto the stage with a box of bubble gum.
PBS worker: If you give us $500, we will give you this piece of bubble gum.
Crowd: Shut up and get off the stage!
PBS worker: Now that you mention it. We have been getting calls to shut up but this is for the good of our pockets and programs.
Judge: Ok, team Luthor do your stuff.
Lex: Penguin, I have called you here so that you may dance.
Penguin: What!
Lex: Hey, who gave you penguins?
Penguin: I'll do it but only once.
The Penguin wobbles out onto the stage.
Penguin: My penguins dance with me.
Penguin starts dancing with his penguins for awhile and flies away with his umbrella.
Judge: Very good! Ok, team Kent you're next.
Clark: Jimmy Olsen, my visiting pen pal, you must dance.
Jimmy: No!
Clark: I'll give you a body guard.
Jimmy: sigh Fine, I'll do it.
A body guard enters the room.
Clark: His name is Bob. I got him off of E-bay.
Bob: Bah!
Jimmy Olsen walks out onto stage.
Jimmy: Lights, please.
Judge: Shut up and dance.
Jimmy gets into a dog costume and his body guard comes out and starts to dance.
Jimmy: Music, please.
Music begins to play.
Jimmy: Hello, Clark! Hello, Lois! Evil henchmen, they really bother. Thanks again for giving me a body guard. Singing, dancing, and costume wearing. They're not attacking and I'm not bleeding. Thanks again for giving me a body guard.
Judge: Singing and dancing! The winner is team…Kent.
Jonathan: In your face.
Lex: Oh, yeah! Well, you better keep a close eye on that trophy.