A/N: This chapter introduces the other Jusenkyo Curse Victim that I had since the begging (Pacifica went though multiple ideas) before I finalized Kitsune). I hope you like it, and yes the character will be getting a bigger role in this story, not much but a bit bigger... Enjoy!
Chapter 6: The Inconveniencing
Mabel and Dipper were hanging out in the Mystery Shack gift shop.
"Hey Mabel do you belie in ghosts?" asked Dipper.
"After all we saw in the forest, probably." Said Mabel with a shrug.
That was when Stan came into the shop.
"Wendy!" yelled Stan, "I need you to clean the bathrooms."
"No way… I did them yesterday…" said Wendy.
"They need to be cleared and it's one of the few jobs Soos can't do." Said Stan.
"Not going to happen today." Muttered Wendy.
"Whatever, don't get into trouble." Said Stan as he left.
Once when he was gone Wendy went over to a curtain and opened it revealing a ladder.
"Look at this, the secret ladder!" said Wendy, "Who's up for roof time."
"I don't think Mr. Pines will like that." Said Soos.
Wendy began to stare at Soos who began to freak out, and this got him off their back.
The twins chanted "Roof time! Roof time!" as they climbed the ladder.
They were amazed at the roof set up. Which had chairs and a cooler.
"Did you set this up?" asked Dipper.
"Oh yeah, I come up here whenever I dodge work." Said Wendy, "Just don't tell Stan."
"Don't' worry your secret is safe with us." Said Mabel.
They began to toss pinecones, Dipper tossed one and hit a car causing it's car alarm to go off.
"All right 20 points"! cheered Wendy.
She went to high five her, but he froze, he saw the way the wind hit her hair.
"Come on don't leave me hanging." Said Wendy.
Dipper high fived her.
That was when a van drove up.
"Hey! Wendy!" yelled the driver.
"Hey it's my friends, don't tell Stan about it." Said Wendy.
Dipper zipped his lips shut and end followed him. Then she jumped off the roof and joined her friend.
Dipper stared at this laughing nervously.
"Someone's in love." Teased Mabel.
"What? No she's just cool, it's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her." Sid Dipper.
That night Dipper laid awake at night thinking about her.
"Uh-oh." Said Dipper.
The next day Mabel declared "Random Dance Party for no reason!" and had well a Ranma dance party for no reason.
Dipper was writing down, "I am pretending to write something."
"Hey don't you want to dance?" asked Wendy.
"No thanks, I don't dance." Said Dipper.
"Not even the Lamby Lamb dance?" asked Mabel.
"Don't you dare talk about that." Muttered Dipper.
"The Lamby Lamby Dance?" asked Wendy.
"Mom always made him dress like a lamb and sing a song about grazing." Said Mabel.
"So was there a little tail?" asked Wendy.
Mabel took out a picture of Dipper in the costume.
She giggled.
That was when Wendy's phone went off.
"Oh quitting time." Said Wendy, "Have to go meet up with the guys."
"Wait." Said Dipper, "Can we hang out with you."
"I don't know they can be pretty wild. How old are you?" asked Wendy.
"13, technically a teen." Said Dipper.
"All right, I like your moxy, just let me get my coat." Said Wendy.
When she was out of the room Mabel was confused.
"When did we turn 13, is it a leap year?" asked Mabel.
"No… that was just a lie so we can hang out with the cool kids." Said Dipper.
Mabel made a face, "It's because you love Wendy."
"No…" said Dipper, "Of course not!"
Mable still grinned, causing Dipper to sigh.
"Let's go." Said Wendy popping in.
"Don't say anything." said Dipper.
Mabel tried not to smile.
They went outside where tow guys were hanging a fat guy upside down and a skinny guy in a hoody was throwing jellybeans into his Belly Button.
That was when Wendy got bull's eye earning cheers from them.
"Wendy!" cheered the guys.
The guy in the hoody noticed Dipper and Mabel.
"What are you baby-sitting?" he asked.
"This is Dipper and Mabel from work, just don't get them wet." Said Wendy.
The guy in the hoody took out of a bottle of water knowing what it meant.
"Robbie." Muttered Wendy.
"Fine…" he muttered.
"So you two have curses." Said the fat guy who was right side up.
"Yeah." Sighed Dipper.
"I turn into a unicorn!" said Mabel, "Dipper turns into a Dryad."
"Mabel…" muttered Dipper.
"Lucky…" he mumbled
"Anything's better than your curse Thompson." Said the one of the guys who had long blonde hair.
"Wait you have one too." Said Dipper.
Robbie splashed Thompson, suddenly it was gone, leaving only a pile of clothes, that was hewn a skunk came out of the clothes.
"Oh yeah! You're the kid the guy mentioned." Said Mabel.
Skunk-Thompson's ears flattened, it wasn't the first time he heard he was being used as an example on how bad his curse was.
"So you met Thompson…" said Wendy, "By the away he keeps a ton of thermoses in the car, so someone might want get one for him."
Mabel deiced to grab them.
"That's Lee and Nate." Said Wendy mentioning to the two skinny guys who held Thompson upside down (Nate was dark skinned, while Lee was the blonde).
She then mentioned to a girl who was on her cellphone.
"That's Tambry." Said Wendy.
Tambry briefly looked up from her phone then looked back down.
"And this is Robbie, you probably guessed his deal." Said Wendy.
"I'm the guy who spray painted the water tower." Said Robbie.
"Oh you mean the muffin?" asked Dipper.
They all turned to the water tower and started laughing.
"It's supposed to be an explosion." Said Robbie.
This only made everyone laugh more.
Mabel had turned Thompson back.
"All right! Since Thompson no longer a skunk let's head out! I have big plans for tonight." Said Wendy.
Dipper got to the front seat.
"Sorry, but I get shot gun." Said Robbie.
"Actually I kind of want Dipper in the front seat." Said Thompson.
"You're kidding right." Said Robbie.
"Come on! Let him sit in front." Said Wendy.
Robbie grumbled something under his breath.
They all got into the van.
"Hey guys! My parents asked me to tell you guys to stop punching the roof." Said Thompson.
"Thompson! Thompson! Thompson!" chanted the other as they punched the roof.
Thompson sighed.
"What's a dryad?" asked Thompson as he drove.
"A nymph." Said Dipper," Which are nature spirits."
"Oh, okay." Said Thompson, "SO how embarrassing is it?"
"I turn into a girl." Answered Dipper.
"Is that it?" asked Thompson.
"Yeah…" said Dipper.
Thompson sighed.
"I know being a skunk is worse." Said Dipper.
"Yeah." Said Thompson.
In the back seat Robbie's eye was twitching. He was sitting in between Tambry who was just on her phone and Mabel who was uber cheerful.
"There! Now it will blow everyone's mind." Said Mabel as she crossed out "You suck: graffiti and replaced with "You look nice".
Robbie's eye tackled because of it.
"This is what you get for splashing him." Said Tambry.
Robbie just once again grumbled.
That was when they got to the location.
"There it is, the abandoned dusk 2 dawn." Said Wendy.
"Why was it abandoned?" asked Dipper, "Health code violation?"
"No try murder!" said Lee.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"Oh we're all going to die." Said Wendy, "Come on just relax, nothing's going to happen."
They all stared at climbing the fence but Dipper was having a hard time.
"Come on your sister made it." Said Robbie.
Mabel was currently on the ground spinning a circle going "Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!"
"Here I'll help you." said Lee.
He ended up tossing Dipper over the fence.
After chewing out Lee for doing that. Robbie tried to open the doors. But it didn't work.
"I'll handle it." Said Dipper.
"Oh yeah, like Hercules is able to do this." Muttered Robbie.
"Lay off, he's only a kid." Said Wendy.
This made Dipper more determined than before, he climbed onto the dumpster, then used that to climb up the roof. He punched the vent and getting it open.
"Yeah! Punch that metal thing!" cheered Mabel.
"Who wants to bet he doesn't make it in." said Robbie.
That was when Dipper opened the door from the inside.
"It's open." Said Dipper.
The guys began to cheer.
"Wait to go bringing this little psycho!" said Nate.
They all high five Dipper as they entered.
They looked at around and Wendy found the light switch, turning everything on.
"Jackpot!" cheered Wendy.
"So what do we do now?" asked Dipper.
"Whatever we want." Said Wendy.
And so they did whatever they wanted, they did the whole Mentos diet cola thing. They caused all sort of trouble.
Mabel even found some candy that was banned called Smile Dip and start gulping it down, extremely unaware that the reason why it was banned was that it was a hallucinogen.
Dipper and Wendy were eating ice cream on top of some shelves.
"This night has been epic, the boys are bonding, I never seen Tambry look up from her phone this long." Said Wendy.
Tambry looked up from her phone for a couple second then went back to it.
"You know… you're a lot more mature than you seem." Said Wendy.
"I'm very mature for my age." Said Dipper.
He then pushed the ice cream he was eating against his face.
"Hey! We need more ice!" yelled Nate as he put ice down Thompson's pants (as long as there wasn't at much water it would trigger his curse).
"I'll get it." Said Dipper.
Dipper wen to the freezer and grabbed the ice.
That was when he saw a strange brain thing.
Dipper screamed, but after so many searches through the forest for the second journal but this point he had well honed his skills, he grabbed a nearby bottle of water and poured it on himself… however he relied something quickly.
He was in a building.
But that was when she remember the seeds in her pocket that Mabel always insisted on bring with him just in case.
She grabbed some and tossed it at the brain thing.
"Please let this work." Thought Ursa
The seed his the brain thing and started to sprout vines all over it tying it up and sending it to the floor.
Ursa fell to the ground breathing heavily.
"Is everything okay?" asked Wendy as the others showed up.
"We heard a woman screaming." Said Nate.
They all saw the brain thing and screamed as well.
"What is that thing!" yelled Lee.
"I don't know!" yelled Ursa who seemed to be having a panic attack for some reason.
"Hey Dipper! You okay!" said Wendy.
"I don't know…" said Ursa.
"Wait! That's Dipper? I thought it was sister!" said Nate.
"Mabel over there." Said Wendy.
Mabel was currently biting the air thinking it was a giant candy dog.
Smile Dip is a hell of a candy.
"He turns into some sort of forest girl… remember." Said Lee.
"Dryad." Corrected Wendy.
"Whatever…" said Lee.
"I think there's something wrong." Said Thompson.
Wendy looked at Ursa face, whatever was causing the panic attack had nothing to do with the brain thing.
"Let's go sit over there." Said Wendy, "away from that brain thing…"
They once again sat on the shelves while Wendy got Dipper some water to just calm down with.
"What's wrong." Said Wendy.
"I don't know…" said Ursa, "But there's something wrong with this store."
"What do you mean?" asked Wendy.
Ursa took a breath.
"Okay I've been inside plenty of buildings before like this." Said Ursa, "But this one is different.. it's like it's completely cut off from the outside world. I can't sense nature at all and that's what's freaking me out."
Wendy nodded.
"Let's go into the bathroom." Said Wendy.
"Why?" asked Ursa.
"Because it's the only thing that will change you back." Said Wendy.
"Oh right…" said Ursa.
They went into the bathroom, Ursa put on the hot water and filled the bottle she was drinking from and splashed herself with it.
Dipper breathed a sigh of relief since he was no longer having that panic attack.
"So is the baby better?" asked Robbie.
"Not cool." Said Wendy.
"What?" asked Robbie.
"Look Dipper felt cut off form nature for some reason and that gave him a panic attack." Said Wendy.
"What's the big deal about that?" muttered Robbie.
"Look my dad made me learn about Dryads, and I never heard about whatever happens to one that's compete cut off from nature." Said Wendy, "Whatever happened wasn't good."
"Hey you want to play that game that tricks you into exercising?": asked Nate.
"No, I need to sit down for a bit." Said Dipper.
"Okay Thompson you do it!" said Lee.
"All right!" yelled Thompson.
Wendy decided to sit with him.
"Hey I just realized something." Said Dipper.
"What?" asked Wendy.
"Is anything here to safe to eat?" asked Dipper.
Wendy's eyes widened.
"I mean it's over 10 years old." Said Dipper.
"No… the ice cream we had as perfect…" said Wendy.
"That's my point." Said Dipper," After I splashed myself I realized there's something very wrong with the store, expect for the dust that's around the store, everything's good, even the electricity and gas is working."
"You don't think." Said Wendy.
"Whatever caused my panic attack is the same thing preserving the store." Said Dipper.
"You think it's safe here?" asked Wendy.
"I don't know… expect for the smile dip…" said Dipper.
They both looked at Mabel who was in a daze.
In her mind she was riding a dolphin thing Aoshima saying that "The future is in the past!"
Smile dip is a hell of a candy.
"Should we stop her?" asked Wendy.
"Yeah that's probably a good idea." Said Dipper.
Before they could separate Mabel from the smile dip, Robbie called out, "Hey check this out!"
"The rumors are true." Said Nate.
They looked to see, chalk outlines.
"Hey I dare you lay on that!" said Nate to Lee.
"No way!" said Lee.
"Thompson go do it!" yelled Robbie.
"In a minute I'm going for the record on the machine." Said Thompson.
That was when suddenly the fire sprinklers went off.
"Oh man!" yelled Ursa.
The panic attack settled in again shut as the sprinklers stopped.
Skunk-Thompson walked over and shrugged as if saying "Sorry, can't do it"
"Okay! I'm freaking out right now!" yelled May Belle running up to them. "I was riding Aoshima and now I'm suddenly back here as a unicorn!"
They all stared at May Belle.
Turns out unicorns were immune to the hallucinogenic properties of smile dip.
That was when May Belle noticed Ursa's panic attack.
"Whoa! You okay?" asked May Belle.
"I need hot water now!" cried Ursa.
"Oh look at the little kid crying." Laughed Robbie.
"I'm 13! Technically a teen!" cried Ursa, "And this place! There's something wrong with this place!"
"Status Update… pretty sure I'm hallucinating." Said Tambry barely paying attention to anything other than the fact there was a unicorn there.
They all stared at Tambry, apparently she barely paid attention to the whole "They have curses and she tuned into a unicorn and dryad" thing.
That was when Tambry suddenly disappeared leaving only her phone causing them all to scream.
Wendy picked it up.
It had a status update on it that was a scram.
Then they noticed Tambry trapped in a security monitor.
"We have to get out of here!" yelled Ursa.
"What about Tambry!" yelled Wendy.
"Forget her!" yelled Robbie.
They all got to the door, but they were stuck. Robbie grabbed the cash register and tired to use it to break the door but it bounced back and hit him knocking him out.
"Hey! You're a unicorn Use some unicorn magic to get us out of here!" said Lee.
"I know only thing and that's not going to work." Said May Belle.
"Are you sure?" asked Lee.
May Belle played her rave music.
"Seriously!" yelled Lee, "That's all your good for?"
"Hey I don't know all of my powers"! said May Belle, "I'm new to this!"
"What about teleportation or telekinesis?" asked Lee.
"Nope!" said May Belle.
"Well you're helpful." Said Lee very sarcastically.
That was when he suddenly disappeared.
They heard him screaming form a cereal box.
He was trapped in a coral box while an off brand Toucan Sam tired to eat him.
And why you must always eat name brand cereal…
Uh… anyway…
That was when the unconscious Robbie started to float.
"Welcome to your home for all eternity." Said the possessed Robbie.
This just caused them to scream more.
"Let us out!" yelled Wendy.
"Okay." Said the Possessed Robbie, "But first buy those hot dogs. They're really good! You have to try them!"
Nate ran away screaming.
"Just kidding!" said the possessed Robbie.
HE zapped Nate and Nate reappeared as a hotdog on one of the rollers.
"I'm a hot dog!" he yelled out.
"That wasn't nice!" yelled May Belle.
The possessed Robbie stared at May Belle. It was strange, it was like he was having a strange internal discussion.
Wendy motioned to May Belle then pointed at Ursa who was still having the panic attack.
May Belle figure out what was going on.
"So you like Unicorns?" asked May Belle.
"The Mrs. Does…" said the Possessed Robbie.
"Oh that's so sweet." Said May Belle, "You don't want to harm me because of that."
"No really… you're not a jerk are you? I heard that unirons are often jerks." Said the possessed Robbie.
"Nope… besides I'm human most of the time." Said May Belle, "Although it's a pain not having hands."
"I'd imagine." Said the possessed Robbie.
Wendy grabbed Ursa into one of the freezers with Skunk-Thompson tagging along.
"Hey you okay?" asked Wendy.
"It's him… that's what's cutting off the store…" said Ursa.
She reached into the book.
Ursa began to read about the ghosts.
"Maybe if we know what's their problem we might be able to stop them." Said Ursa, "What did they do before they were trapped?"
"Tambry Phone Lee sarcasm." Wrote Skunk-Thompson on the wall in the frost.
Ursa was surprised he able to do that but this wasn't the first time Wendy seen him write as a skunk.
That's just normal teenager things though." Said Wendy.
"Wait that's it!" said Ursa.
Ursa tried to get up but she fell.
"This is bad! You need hot water now." Said Wendy.
"I said I'm fine…" said Ursa.
Ursa managed to crawl out of the freezer.
Meanwhile the possessed Robbie and May Belle were still in conversation.
"So I haven't been able to figure out the whole pure of heart thing yet, but I'm a type of horse so I can fight back." Said May Belle, "Plus the music thing is cool."
"Hey!" yelled Ursa.
Ursa nearly fell to the floor but May Belle ran of an let her lean on her.
"What's wrong?" asked May Belle.
"I have a confession to make! I'm not really a teen!" yelled Ursa.
"How old are you?" asked the Possessed Robbie.
Ursa sighed, "12 technically not a teen."
The two ghosts appeared. Both of them were old people and the old man ghost let go of Robbie who was still unconscious.
"Oh that changes everything." Said the old man ghost.
"Are you okay?" asked the old woman ghost.
"Can I have hot water please…" said Ursa.
"Of course," said the old man ghost.
The old man ghost snapped and Dipper was soaked in warm water.
But not enoguh to get May Belle wet as the old woman ghost was now petting her.
"So you hate teenagers?" asked Dipper who was regaining his strength and sanity .
"Yes, back when were alive they were the bane of the store." Said the old man ghost.
"So we banned most of them." Said the old woman ghost.
"We made an exception for those that had curses that were a problem." Said the old man ghost, "I grew up with some kids how had some pretty bad ones and I knew it made their lives miserable so we made exceptions for them…"
"Those were always so nice." Said the old woman ghost, "They repaid are kindness unlike the normal ones… "
"We were going to let your skunk friend go free, because I think that's really the worst one I've seen." Said the old man ghost.
"So what happened?" asked Dipper.
"Well the ones that were banned protested and played such hateful rap music that we both died from heart attacks."
"So you please let them go, since they're out friends." Said Dipper.
"Well there is one thing." Said the old man ghost.
"Really what?" asked Dipper.
"Do you know any silly dances." Said the old man ghost.
Dipper looked at May Belle who was trying not to laugh.
"Yes, the Lamby Lamby Dance." Sighed Dipper but realized something, "I need a lamb costume."
The old man ghost snapped his fingers.
May Belle giggled.
Dipper sighed, knowing there was no other way. Especially with Wendy watching.
And so Dipper did the dance, once he was done the Ghosts. Both laughed.
"That was some mighty girly dancing there boy." Said the old man ghost.
"Thanks… and don't worry about us coming back." Sid Dipper.
The Old man ghost snapped his fingers and the tow ghosts disappeared, and everyone returned to normal (including Dipper).
"What happened?" asked Lee.
"Oh you have to hear about this." Said Wendy.
Wendy looked at Dipper who looked embarrassed.
"Dipper found a way to fight the ghosts and it was so awesome!" said Wendy.
"She right!" said May Belle, "He kicked so much butt!"
Wendy zipped her lips shut, Skunk Thompson nodded as if saying "You're secret's safe with me."
"So is this unicorn real?" asked Tambry.
"You have to pay less attention to your phone." Said Dipper.
They all left the convince store (dragging Robbie who was still unconscious, but alive). The four that were captured hung out at the van.
"That was insane." Said Thompson.
"So what was going on with Dipper again?" asked May Belle.
"Thanks to their control that place is cut off form nature so I got sick." Said Dipper, "That's my best guess."
"You know I think I'm just going to go home and rethink my life." Said Wendy.
"Thanks by the way." Said Thompson, "I don't' think I'd be able to do something like that…"
"And he once ate a run over waffle for 50 cents." Said Wendy.
"don't tell him that." Said Thompson.
"I don't know you saw the Lamby Lamby Dance and he heard about that… seems pretty even to me." Said Mabel.
"Next Time we hang out it should be at the shack." Said Wendy.
"Yeah…" said Dipper, "next time. "
"Let's go home…" said Mabel, "I think the Smile Dip is starting to get opt me again… isn't that right mini-Aoshima."
A mini-Aoshima sat next to her, "That's right Mabel! Remember, love is the key! The more care about your brother and friends from the future the stronger you will become!"
"Wise words…" said Mabel.
Smile Dip is a hell of a candy.
They all stared at Mabel realizing that they should get her home.
And so they dealt with the ghosts, in that adventure Dipper realized about his feelings for Wendy, and probably even gained a friend in Thompson.
But he also learned a weakness… and hopefully nothing like that would ever happen to cut Dipper from Nature while he's Ursa… Because who knew what the end result would be…
Next Time: Stan hold a part to get the young people to the shack. Dipper wants to dance with Wendy, however Pacifica(AKA: Kitsu) is there . Can Mabel and Dipper be able to hide the fact they know each other let alone the only people who know about her curse. It's going to be hard considering she and Mabel are in a competition... What will happen? Find out next time!