Cut to Zoë in a bar, drinking. Inara and Jayne enter and go to the bar.
JAYNE
One.
INARA
One what?
JAYNE
(like it's obvious) Whatever they've got.
INARA
Ah.
ZOE
In small places like this, there's usually only one drink offered.
INARA
Oh. Well, I'll abstain.
Inara wanders to the end of the bar, leaving Zoë and Jayne drinking. She is approached by an unknown, sleazy-but-good-looking-if-he-were-cleaned-up man, named Jimmy.
JIMMY
Hello, darlin'
Inara smiles, moves away. Zoë and Jayne come over.
ZOE
Inara, I'm goin' back to the ship. If Jayne doesn't start a fight in five minutes—
JAYNE
(interjected) Hey!
ZOE
—I will
INARA
Well, I love Serenity, but I don't think I could stand being back on that ship for at least another 20 minutes. I was going stir crazy.
ZOE
I'll leave Jayne here with you.
JAYNE
Suits me fine.
Jayne goes off to get a drink
JAYNE
(from across the room) Damn. This stuff's strong!
Zoë and Inara roll their eyes.
ZOE
I'll see you on the ship.
INARA
(says goodbye in Chinese)
Zoë leaves, Jimmy sidles over.
JIMMY
Darlin', you're too high-class fer this joint. (he leers.) I know several establishments of the highest quality. Will you join me?
INARA
Usually I would put this delicately. I think you're a piece of go se. (under her breath) You couldn't afford me anyway.
JIMMY
Aw, come on sweetheart. You know I've got somethin' those goons ain't got.
INARA
A stench.
JIMMY
Playin' hard to get, are we?
INARA
No, just being honest.
JIMMY
Well then, let's go!
INARA
No thank you, I won't be going anywhere with you.
Outside: Mal and River are walking into the town. While Mal seems to be helping River along, on closer inspection, she is really supporting him just as much as he is her. Mal spots the bar.
MAL
I'm feelin' the need for somethin' stronger than water right about now.
RIVER
Don't let it slip out of your fingers, if you find what you're looking for.
MAL
You ain't comin' in here with me, understand. Can you make it back to Serenity without gittin' yourself killed? Your belovedbrother'd skin me.
RIVER
Once a worrywart, always a worrywart.
She begins making her way back to the ship. Mal enters the bar.
Mal walks in,approaches Inara
MAL
Inara, what're you doin' here?
INARA
I had to get off Serenity for a while, Mal. Do you disapprove?
MAL
Only that you're alone.
Inara pints at Jayne, passed out drunk.
MAL
Like I said, I only object to your bein' here on your own.
JIMMY
Mal of the Serenity? Would that be Mal Renolds? Lived here as a boy?
Mal faces Jimmy, actually notices him for the first time.
MAL
(cautious) Depends on who's askin'.
JIMMY
It's Jimmy, Mal. From the good old days!
MAL
Jimmy? Jimmy! How've ya been?
JIMMY
How'm I? Aw, not too bad. But what about you? You've got a ship? Why'd ya come back?
MAL
(glaring at Inara) It's a gorram long story. But not too great at the moment. I'm lookin' for a pilot.
JIMMY
Truly?
MAL
Yup
JIMMY
I'm a pilot.
MAL
No…(disbelief)
JIMMY
True. Shortly unemployed, but a pilot.
INARA
(seeing where this is going.) Mal.
MAL
(ignoring her) How'd ya like to sign on with us?
JIMMY
I'd love to!
INARA
Mal!
Mal looks at her
INARA
I need to talk with you.
Inara drags Mal to an empty, darkish corner. She has her back to a wall, and he's standing pretty close in front of her.
INARA
You shouldn't hire him.
MAL
Are you telling' me how to run my ship?
INARA
No. But that, that, that…man is a lecherous fool. He'll be trouble.
MAL
And I suppose you know someone else? An old client, perhaps, who happens to live on this god-forsaken rock?
INARA
No, but between you, Zoë, and River, we've been doing just fine.
MAL
Zoë and I got other, better stuff to be doin'. And River's still learnin'. We need a pilot.
INARA
Then get one somewhere else.
MAL
See, it really sounds like you're tellin' me how to run my ship.
INARA
I'm not—
Mal has her pinned against a wall, then kisses her, just a little bit hard. When the kiss ends, Inara's a little dazed.
MAL
Jimmy's hired. And it's final.
Mal walks away.
MAL(to Jimmy)
Let's go pal, I'll show you 'round Serenity.
On the way out, Mal kicks Jayne, to wake him up.
MAL
Movin' out.
JAYNE
Huh? What? Oh, right.
Inara gives an aggravated sigh, then follows.
Cut to Simon and Kaylee in town-pretty much on the edge.
KAYLEE
Well, let's go get that fuel panel. The man said over there?
She points, and starts walking without waiting for an answer.
SIMON
I still don't understand why Zoe sent me with you.
KAYLEE
Well, I wasn't gonna go alone. (ticking off each name on her fingers) Mal certainly won't come, Zoe, Inara, and Jayne are at that bar, and I don't even know where River is. Do you?
SIMON
I suppose she's in her room, still. (he looks back toward Serenity)
KAYLEE
She can take care of herself now.
They arrive at the mechanic's shop. A bell rings as they enter. It is well organized and decently lit. Mechanic enters, wiping his hands on his vest/apron.
MECH
Well sir, (looking at Simon) how can I help you?
Simon is startled-he, as always, looks like a doctor: clean hands and all. Kaylee looks like a mechanic-she's dirty.
SIMON
I'm not the mechanic. She is.
KAYLEE
(indignant) Yeah. Where'd ya come up with the idea that he's the mechanic?
MECH
Oh…well, (looks between Simon and Kaylee, not knowing which one to
defer to. Decides on both.) Well, what're you two lookin' for?
Simon steps back, behind Kaylee
KAYLEE
I need a left fuel panel for a Firefly class transport.
MECH
Ok then. Think I got what you need out back.
Mech leaves to get part
SIMON
Why the nerve! To assume I'm the mechanic.
KAYLEE
Yeah, you really look like a mechanic!
SIMON
I oughta call that man out for insulting you.
KAYLEE
Simon! I'm flattered, but you shouldn't go to such lengths for me.
They kiss. The mech comes back with part, clears throat, is uncomfortable. Simon and Kaylee part.
MECH
That'll be forty platinum
KAYLEE
I'll give ya ten.
MECH
Thirty-five.
KAYLEE
Fifteen.
MECH
Thirty.
KAYLEE
Twenty.
MECH
Twenty-five.
KAYLEE
Yeah, yeah, all right. Deal, if you'll deliver the panel to the Serenity in two hours. I'll give you fifteen now and twelve more at the ship. A little extra for the delivery.
MECH
Yeah, I'll do that.
Kaylee pays him, they exit. Walking on road to Serenity-away from town.
SIMON
Back to Serenity?
KAYLEE
If I wanted to go back to Serenity now, I'd a had the man deliver that fuel panel now. Way I see it, we got 'bout an hour and a half to ourselves.
SIMON
Well planned. Did you have anything in mind?
KAYLEE
Yeah, I had some loiterin' in mind. (she kisses him)
Cut to Serenity's cargo bay. Jayne, Zoë, and River are doing something. Mal, Inara, and Jimmy enter.
ZOË
Hey. (on seeing Jimmy) Who's that sir?
INARA
A pig. (walks out past Zoë to her shuttle; Zoë raises her eyebrows at Mal)
MAL
Our new pilot. (claps Jimmy on the back)
ZOË
Sir? Our new pilot?
MAL
That's right Zoë. Jimmy's an old friend, and so happens to be a pilot.
Zoë pulls Mal aside
ZOË
Sir, I wish you'd have talked to me before hiring him. I don't like him.
MAL
Gorram it! Is everyone trying to run my ship? (he's angry, and loud enough that everyone can hear what he's saying) Anyway, that's what you said about Wash too.
Everyone falls silent. Zoë is furious. Mal realizes he made a mistake
MAL
Aw, hell, Zoë. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
ZOË
(stiffly) Of course not sir. Serenity's your ship, sir.
Zoë leaves
JAYNE
That didn't go over too well.
MAL
Jayne, this is Jimmy. Jimmy, Jayne. C'mon Jimmy, I'll show ya the bridge.
Cut to bridge. Mal and Jimmy are there.
MAL
Well, what d'ya think?
JIMMY
She's a beauty. (looking at screen) Well now. That's something you don't see everyday.
MAL
(little nervous/cautious) What's that?
JIMMY
Alliance ship landing on Shadow. (Mal has all attention on Jimmy) Usually the medical supplies are dropped off by third-party ships.
MAL (on radio)
Zoë, get up here. Now. We got company.
JIMMY
What's goin' on?
MAL
We ain't too good of friends with the Alliance right now. That bother you at all?
JIMMY
Naw.
Zoë enters.
ZOË
(still stiff and a little offended) What've we got sir?
MAL
Alliance cruiser. Let's get outta here ASAP.
ZOË
Sir, we have to wait for Kaylee, Simon, and the fuel panel, sir.
MAL (on radio)
Jayne, tell me as soon as they're here.
JAYNE (over radio)
You're in luck. They're jus' gittin' here. The Alliance really landin'
MAL
Yup. I'll be right down.
Cut to Simon and Kaylee entering cargo bay. Jayne is there, Mal comes striding in. Kaylee is a bit disheveled.
MAL
Where the hell have you two been?
SIMON
(trying to cover) well, we, uh, got a bit delayed in town.
KAYLEE
Aw, (yeah right sorta noise) We was just havin' a little sex Cap'n.
Simon turns beet red
MAL
I didn't need to know that!
JAYNE
Sex?
SIMON
I, uh, I, that is to say, … I'll be leaving now.
Simon leaves
KAYLEE
C'mon Cap'n. Don't take it like that. We were just havin' a bit of fun.
MAL
(sorta ignoring her) yeah, that's fine. This ship fixed yet?
KAYLEE
No cap'n. I asked the local man to deliver the part around now. It should be here in a couple a minutes. There ain't no rush.
MAL
Yeah, there is.
KAYLEE
(realizing he's serious) What's goin' on?
JAYNE
Gorram Alliance cruiser on this planet, that's what's wrong. We all know who they're lookin' for. (looks at everyone) US!
Jayne leaves, Jimmy looks at Mal
MAL
What can I say. It'll be exciting.
JIMMY
Aw hell! You didn't think I'd actually leave?
MAL
Course not! Just, some folks get scared bout crossin' the Alliance.
Cut to Mal and Jimmy in the bridge. Mal is sitting, looking at his hands. Jimmy is looking at a screen.
JIMMY
Uh, Mal? (at Mal's look) They're landing.
MAL
swears in Chinese (looks at screen) Where? I don't see them.
Jimmy isn't looking at the screen. He points out the window, where the Alliance cruiser can be seen landing not too far away.
MAL
(more swearing )(runs out) Zoe! Zoe, we gotta problem!
Mal gets to the cargo bay. Everyone looks at him as he arrives.
MAL
All right everyone, we have a problem. That Alliance ship is parked just outside. We're gonna close everything up, hopefully they won't come sniffin'. Kaylee, there anything you can do to prep
KAYLEE
Sure thing,Cap'n. (she gets up, goes towards engine room, presumably to get tools)
MAL
Jayne, once she's out there, close the doors.
JAYNE
I'm on it.
Mal crosses towards Simon. During the following interaction, Kaylee leaves the ship and Jayne closes the doors.
MAL
'Fore you say anything, we ain't runnin'. That'll only get their attention. Anyways, I already paid for that gorram part and I ain't gonna waste money like that. You and your sis oughta hide though. If you can make her.
SIMON
I don't think anyone could make River do anything she doesn't want to do.
MAL
Well, however you do it, you oughta hide.
Simon leaves, presumably go get River. Mal sighs.
JAYNE
Mal? You reckon I oughta get Vera?
MAL
We don't want them to think we got somethin' to hide.
JAYNE
But we do…
MAL
So we're gonna trick 'em. (Jayne grunts)
Simon and River enter, coming down the stairs, River is in front and hurrying.
RIVER
Hurry Simon. Unknown variables make things complicated. And they'll be complicated soon.
Everyone looks at River, confused. She and Simon go to their bunks.
MAL
Jayne, get Vera.
JAYNE
What about-
MAL
(interrupting) No grenades.
Jayne stands to go get Vera when there is a knock on the door. Mal approaches cautiously. We can see the Mechanic through the window. Mal opens the door.
MAL
Yeah?
MECHANIC
This the Serenity? Young girl told me to deliver a part here. Said I'd get extra.
MAL
(calling to where Kaylee is presumably outside of Serenity) Kaylee. Think your fuel panel's here.
Kaylee comes running over, appearing behind the mechanic. She examines the fuel panel.
KAYLEE
Perfect.
The mechanic hands it over and waits to be paid. Kaylee looks expectantly at Mal.
MAL
What?
KAYLEE
(nodding toward mechanic)
It's your ship.
Mal rolls his eyes, but pays up. The mechanic departs.
MAL
Jayne!
JAYNE
Yeah?
MAL
Give Kaylee a hand with the panel!
Jayne comes over.
KAYLEE
We just gotta get it up there. (she points to what seems absurdly high up on Serenity.)
JAYNE
There? You sure it can't wait, maybe 'til we've left and the Alliance ain't right there?
KAYLEE
We can't leave without it.
JAYNE
We could try. I'm sure not keen on gittin' caught by the gorram Alliance. In case you haven't noticed, they're sittin' right there!
KAYLEE
You'd rather explode?
There are no more complaints from Jayne. As Mal walks away, the camera follows him. He walks back into Serenity, to the bunks where River and Simon are.
MAL
Doc, you can come out now. Man's gone. Was just the local mechanic.
Simon and River emerge.
MAL
(to River) I thought you said things were 'bout to get complicated.
RIVER
They are.
ZOE (from the bridge)
Mal!
River smirks a little, as if to say, Told ya so.
MAL
(cursing in Chinese) Better get back in your bunks.
Simon opens his mouth, as if to begin protesting, then closes it and turns back into the room.
MAL
Any last words, Albatross?
RIVER
They wouldn't be my last.
River goes into the bunk and closes the door. Mal looks at the closed door, then goes to the bridge. Zoe is there, looking out the window.
MAL
What's goin' on?
ZOE
I'm not sure, sir. They appear to have sent patrols to circle the ship occasionally. I thought you might like to know.
MAL
You did the right thing. (Zoe looks at him) Of course you would. I know how you were in the war. (laughs humorlessly.) Tell me if they seem too interested.
ZOE
Of course sir.
Mal leaves, goes back to the cargo bay and outside.
MAL
Kaylee? How're you coming?
KAYLEE
Almost done Cap'n. Just gotta tighten a few screws. Don't wanna lose this just after getting' it!
MAL
Come in soon's you're done. We'll be leavin' right quick. I'll be in the bridge.
Mal goes back to the bridge.On the way he "knocks" on the door of Simon and River's bunk.
MAL
We're leavin' soon. Get ready. Might not be real smooth.
Zoe is still in the bridge.
MAL
Any changes?
ZOE
Yes-and they're not good. They just started looking at us, sir.
MAL
(Chinese cursing.) We're leaving soon as Kaylee and Jayne are back onboard.
Everyone waits for a few moments. Zoe and Mal watch the Alliance troops inspect them through a 'scope.
MAL
Zoe, that look like the same ship that chased us on the way here?
ZOE
It may be that ship sir. Alliance ships all look the same.
MAL
But I distinctly remember that ship crashing into an asteroid.
ZOE
(Chinese cursing) Now that you mention it, sir, there's a dent in the very same spot.
Jimmy enters from wherever he was. Mal and Zoe look up as he enters.
JIMMY
Figured this is where I better be, when we need to leave.
MAL
Well, I"ll be flyin' right now. This is too important to give control over to someone who, if you'll pardon me, doesn't know any quirks Serenity might have.
JIMMY
You're the Captain.
They all wait for a little more. Out of the silence:
JAYNE (over intercom)
We're on, Mal. Let's get the hell outta here!
MAL
Everybody get ready for liftoff.
Mal, Zoe, and Jimmy prep for takeoff. Mal, a little awkwardly, gets her off the ground. They all anxiously watch the Alliance ship as they leave. Apparently, the Alliance isn't following. A series of shots shows everyone in their respective rooms, breathing sighs of relief. Jayne and Kaylee are in the cargo bay, Inara in her shuttle, Simon and River in their bunk, Zoe, Mal, and Jimmy in the bridge.
ZOE
Well, sir, I think we've left them behind.
MAL
Looks like.
Zoe glances at Jimmy, who is at least pretending to be absorbed in something else.
ZOE
Mal…
MAL
(Coldly)
Shouldn't you be checking up on the crew?
Zoe leaves without another word. Mal is in the pilot's seat, Jimmy in the co-pilot's. River enters.
MAL
Hey li'l albatross. (River crosses to where Jimmy is in her usual seat.) Ain't your chair anymore, girl. That's Jimmy, our new pilot. An old friend of mine.
River looks at Jimmy, then back at Mal.
RIVER
I wouldn't sit there anyway. It's dirty.
River leaves.
MAL
(Apologetically) That's River. She's a little touched in the head. Decent co-pilot, though, in a pinch.
JIMMY
Cute little thing.
Alarm sounds
MAL
Gorram it. We got company again.
JIMMY
What's up?
MAL
That cruiser's back. (looks at screen) and it's following. (insert Chinese expletives here) Ok, let's see…(Mal begins fiddling with dials and buttons. Serenity gets shaky-very unusual. This isn't where Mal wants to be in an emergency, and he is now missing Wash very much.) Um…maybe this'll work….
JIMMY
Mal!
MAL
Huh? What?
JIMMY
I'm the pilot, get up and let me take care of this.
MAL
Fine. (Mal gets up, Jimmy takes Mal's place, Serenity immediately gets smoother.) Oh. Right. Let the pilot fly. That's good.
Camera pulls back out the door to show River standing next to the door.
Cut to Zoë, Kaylee, and Inara in Inara's shuttle.
INARA
I just don't like this. The man's a lech.
ZOË
I don't like him either. (she looks emotional)
Kaylee and Inara share a look
INARA
Kaylee, promise me you'll stay away from that man.
KAYLEE
Course, 'Nara. I promise. Anyways, I can always bean him with somethin' heavy.
Inara looks at Zoë.
ZOË
Don't worry about me. I'll be avoiding him as much as possible.
Serenity starts getting bumpy.
ZOË
What's going on now? Kaylee, I thought you fixed Serenity.
KAYLEE
(defensive and indignant) I did! This is because a whoever's piloting.
ZOË
Told you the new guy was no good.
Knock at door.
INARA
Come in.
Simon enters. He sees all the women and turns red.
SIMON
I, uh, was just looking for Kaylee.
ZOË
Don't blush now. A little lovin' isn't anything to be embarrassed about. (shares look with Inara) Should we leave you two alone?
SIMON
No. Thank you. I was just wondering what's wrong with Serenity.
KAYLEE
There ain't nothin' wrong with my girl! Stop sayin' that! My girl's runnin fine!
SIMON
Ah. I apologize.
The ride suddenly smoothes out
ZOË
Mal must have taken over again. I wonder what was going' on.
MAL (on intercom)
Zoë, that cruiser's back and following. Jimmy's piloting now. I want you up here to help with the plan of action.
Intercom dies, room is silent, all looking at Zoë
ZOË
Well, I guess he's not terrible.
Back on the bridge with Mal and Jimmy.
MAL
Second time today, gorram it.
JIMMY
Well, how'd you lose them last time?
MAL
Asteroid.
JIMMY
Feinted left?
MAL
How'd you guess?
JIMMY
Right side's her good side.
There happen to be several asteroids floating around in space around here.
JIMMY
I'm getting an idea. Think your trick will work again?
MAL
Worth a try, if you can handle it.
Zoe enters.
ZOE
You asked for my help, sir?
MAL
No need, Zoe. Jimmy here's got a plan all worked out.
To Jimmy
Plenty of flying space rocks out there, Jimmy. Take your pick.
Jimmy steers Serenity, to the left of an asteroid. The Alliance ship does not follow.
MAL
They're not fallin' for it.
JIMMY
If they don't, we keep on flyin'. If they do, we're in luck.
At the last second, the Alliance ship turns to follow Serenity left. They're closer to the asteroid than they were the first time, when Mal was piloting. Jimmy turns a sharp right. Everyone else gasps, thinking that they won't make it. Jimmy brings Serenity out of the turn without even a scratch.
Cut to a discussion later on. Mal and Zoë are…somewhere. Mal is still angry abouthis crew stealing his ship. He is giving Zoe the cold shoulder.
ZOE
I don't like him.
MAL
He's staying
ZOE
You don't think you should check out his credentials first?
MAL
He's an old friend. I don't need to check out his credentials.
ZOË
I don't think we should keep him. He's only an okay pilot.
MAL
He's more than okay. He's great.
ZOË
No disrespect, sir, but I disagree.
MAL
Zoë, you're just used to considering Wash a good pilot, and by comparison, Jimmy does seem just ok. But Wash wasn't a good pilot. (pause) He was a brilliant pilot. He flew Serenity like she was part of his body. I've never seen anyone work with a ship like that before. We can't find anyone like that. I don't know if we ever could. Wash is dead, Zoë. Jimmy's not as brilliant as Wash was, but he's still pretty damn good.
ZOE
I still don't like him.
