A/N: Okay, a word of warning this chapter is dark than canon... I blame Madoka Magica for my outlook on time travel... that's all I will say about that. In fact there is a Madoka reference in there... Also the dark parts have some dark comedy too... That bit was Technomaru's idea... just saying... Enjoy the chapter...
Chapter 10: The Time Traveler's Pig
Stan decided to do something nice for once. And that was a have a Mystery Fair. Plus making some money wouldn't be too bad.
"Behold Mabel, the cheapest fair money can buy, I sparred every expense!" said Stan.
That was when a sky way fell right in front of them. Turns out Dipper was riding it.
"I think the sky tram is broken, also a most of my bones…" said Dipper.
"You can't prove it." Said Stan.
He handed Mabel some papers.
"Here Mabel put these phony grades around." Said Stan.
"Is that legal?" asked Mabel.
"Anything's legal as long as there's no cops around." Said Stan.
Stan went to check on Soos' progress on a dunk tank that Soos was building.
Sometime later the fair was in full swing.
Dipper was spanning time with Wendy. While Mabel was spending time with Candy and Grenda.
Dipper and Wendy were eating corndogs when Wendy got some mustard on her shirt.
"So things seem to be gong great!" said Mabel popping up with Dipper.
"Oh it's not a big deal." Said Dipper.
"Yes it is." Said Mabel.
"You're right it is." Said Dipper who began to talk about how he asked Wendy to attend the fair with him.
Which was just her saying "Sure I guess…"
"This is so amazing!" said Dipper, then he noticed the strange look Candy was giving him, "Is something wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong at all." Said Candy trying to hide her jealously.
Dipper hugged.
"Don't worry Bro-bro, we'll be here every step of the way." Said Mabel.
Then she noticed a sign, where you can win a pig.
"OH MY GOSH A PIG!" she yelled out.
She ran over to win the pig.
"She's always wanted a pig." Said Dipper.
The two nodded and followed Mabel. They saw Pacifica mock her for the sake of her public image.
But Candy and Grenda noticed a small cringe that Pacifica made afterward.
"Sir I must have that pig!" said Mabel pointing to one she briefly bonded with.
"Ol' 15 Poundy?" asked the farmer who ran it, "How much do you guess?"
"Uh… 15 pounds." Said Mabel.
"Are you a witch?" asked the farmer.
Everyone applauded her.
Mabel hugged her new pet.
"Everything's different now." Said Mabel.
"He's a cutie, what are you going to name him?" asked Grenda.
"Don't know yet." Said Mabel.
They began to search for Dipper show him the new pig.
"Hey!" said Kitsu showing up, wearing a pair of glasses and her hair in a ponytail, and strangely a hot pink version of what she was wearing earlier.
"Just ditched my so called friends." Sighed Kitsu.
"You didn't need do that." Said Mabel.
"I just felt uncomfortable after that." Said Kitsu blushing a little.
"You like hanging out with us…" teased Mabel using Waddles to poke Kitsu in the cheek.
"Stop that…" said Kitsu.
"Admit it, you love us." Said Grenda.
Kitsu rolled her eyes.
"So where's Dipper?" asked Kitsu.
"He's on a date with Wendy." Said Grenda.
"WHAT"! yelled Kitsu.
The hair on her tail was standing up straight.
"Calm down…" said Mabel.
However they noticed a nervous Dipper run passed them then Dipper came running back with a bag of ice form the other direction.
"Looks like something went wrong.: said Mabel.
"Let's go see…" said Candy.
They watched at Dipper crashed into a bald man wearing storage goggles and a strange suit.
Then he started running and stopped altogether. Turns out Robbie beat him to it with the ice and was pressing a sno-cone again Wendy's eye, which was black.
And he already asked her out and she agreed.
"Hey are you okay?" asked Kitsu.
"Everything's different now." Said Dipper.
"Come on! Candy will cheer you right up." Said Candy.
"No I will.." said Kitsu.
"Both of you will!" said Mabel, "By the way meet my new pig Dipper! I'm calling him Waddles."
However Dipper just sighed.
"Come on Dipper let's go get you some caramel apples!" said Candy.
They all sat on a bench and ate some caramel apples, with Mabel sharing some with her new pig.
Dipper told the others what happened.
Wendy wanted a stuffed toy from one of the stands. Not only did he miss, but it hit her right in the eye.
And they saw the rest.
"It's not too bad." Said Kitsu.
"Why are you wearing glasses?" asked Dipper.
"Oh just trying a new look." Said Kitsu.
"You're Clark Kenting aren't you?" asked Dipper .
"Yeah…" sighed Kitsu.
"Come on! Let's go onto the sky way and see everything." Said Candy.
That was when there was another crash and part of the sky way fell again.
"Never mind then…" said Candy.
"There's other rides we can go on…" said Kitsu, "Come on…"
Sometime later…
Dipper was laying down on a skee ball game.
"How did that happen?" asked Grenda who wasn't there when he started to do that.
"You don't want to know…" said Candy.
"Look you know there's other girls out there other than Wendy." Said Kitsu.
Dipper didn't respond.
"I think I have another reason not to like your brother." Grenda whispered to Mabel, "He's so oblivious!"
That was hewn he noticed the bald man from earlier.
"You!" he yelled out, "You ruined everything!"
He began to chaise after the bald man and the others chased after him.
The bald man began to get nervous.
"Oh my position been compromised!" he yelled, "Activating stealth mode!"
They watched in shock as his suit began to turn into different backgrounds.
"Come on! Work!" said the man.
"Okay… what's going on." Said Kitsu.
"Are you from the future?" asked Grenda.
"Oh no!" yelled the man, "Memory wipe!"
He tossed a baby wipe into Grenda's face.
"Uh… this is a baby wipe." Said Grenda.
"All right you cornered me, I'm a time traveler." Said the man.
"He's not very smart." Kitsu whispered to the others.
"So you're from the future, does that mean you have a time machine?" asked Dipper.
"That's how it works." Said the man.
He noticed Wendy and Robbie on the Ferris wheel.
"Can I barrow it?" asked Dipper.
"Dipper you can't use a time machine to win Wendy's heart!" said Kitsu.
"She's right… bad things happen when you mess with time." Said Candy.
"Thank you!" said the man, "This is sentence time equipment."
He showed them his time machine that looked like a tape measure.
"It looks like a tape measure." Said Dipper.
"Shut your time mouth!" yelled the man.
"You were right, he is stupid." Said Grenda.
"I heard that!" said the man, "And you don't believe me! I'll prove it!"
He pulled on the tape measure and disappeared. Then reappeared dressed for a renascence fair.
"Guess where I was." Said the man.
They were surprised.
"That's right! At the costume shop that stood here 15 years ago." Said the man.
"That wasn't the answer I was expecting…" said Kitsu.
"I'll be right back." He said.
He disappeared then reappeared but with a couple flames on him.
"So who are you?" asked Mabel.
"Blendin Blandin. Time Anomaly Removal Crew. Year twenty snyevity-twevle." He introduced himself.
"I have never heard of the number snyevity"." Said Candy who was still a but suspicious.
"It gets added in the 51 century…" said Blendin with a shrug.
"o what are you doing here?" asked Dipper.
"I'm supposed to be on the look out for a series of time anomalies that is supposed to happen at this very location. But I don't see any anomalies, I don't know if it's a paradox or what… maybe I'm very tired."
That was when Dipper got in idea.
"You know it sounds like you could use a break." Said Dipper.
Mabel being on the same wavelength at her brother realized what he was doing.
"Why don't you unwind with some rides ere at the mystery fair." Said Mabel.
"What are you doing…" whispered Candy, she had seen enoguh time travel movies to know this never ends well.
"I'm keeping my eye on your!" said Blendin.
Of course he went on one of the ride, but he had to take off his belt.
And Soos was the one put in charge of watching it, so of course the group of 12 years and pig got their hands on the time machine.
"All right girls! This is our ticket to any moment in history." Said Dipper.
"What are you going to change the past so you're never cursed?" asked Kitsu trying to hope he doesn't try to stop Wendy and Robbie from getting together.
"Then that would make it so you're never friends with us." Said Dipper, "As much as I would like to stop turning into a Dryad it sounds like a really bad idea to do that. Plus all that paradox talk freaked me, so all I'm going to do is fix that one mistake."
"It might not work." Said Candy.
"Leave well enoguh alone." Said Kitsu.
"Why are you two trying to get me to stop?" asked Dipper.
Mabel and Grenda bit their lips trying to not to laugh.
"You know it might be fun to relive winning Waddles!" she said hugging her new pet pig.
"You girls coming?" asked Dipper.
"Fine." Sighed Candy.
Someone has to comfort you when it doesn't work." Said Pacifica.
"Hey! I get to ride the rides I couldn't earlier!" said Grenda.
They all put their hands together and used the time machine to go back a few hours.
They went outside and saw that they were indeed in the past.
"All right! Time to fix that mistake." Said Dipper.
"Time to Win Waddles!" said Mabel.
The girls decided to follow Mabel knowing it was better not to watch Dipper.
She walked over to the stall.
"15 Pounds." Said Mabel, "And yes I am a witch."
She began to walk away.
However the girls saw that the guy who ran the stand do.
"Better go start a mob." He said lighting a torch.
"Uh-oh…" said Grenda.
Meanwhile Dipper once again tried to win Wendy the stuffed toy. But it hit her in the eye again.
He watched as Robbie asked her out.
"That was weird." Said Dipper.
Dipper began to search for the others. That was when all of them ran towards Dipper.
"Hey something weird happened." Said Dipper .
"Mabel screwed up!" yelled Kitsu.
"It doesn't matter! We have to go back in time again!" yelled Mabel.
"What?" asked Dipper, "Why?"
That as when he saw a mob with torches and pitchforks.
"Just do it!" yelled Grenda.
They once again went back in time.
"All right! Don't say I'm witch this time." Said Mabel.
The other three nodded in agreement.
"I'm not going to ask." Sighed Dipper.
"It's better that way." Said Candy.
"All right! Take three!" said a determined Dipper.
After several attempts at trying to win Wendy the toy and each time her ending up with a black eye he was now working on complex equations.
"It's not going work." Said Kitsu.
"There has to be a way." Said Dipper.
"Look maybe it won't be too bad." Said Candy trying to comfort him.
"Maybe there is another." Said Mabel.
That was when Mable popped from behind the glass he was using as a chalkboard.
"That's it"! said Dipper, "Mabel you're the key to not hitting Wendy in the eye!"
"What!" said Mabel.
"Let me explain my plan!" said Dipper.
"Wait… let me go win Waddles!" said Mabel.
"It will only take a few minutes." Said Dipper, "It will be fine."
Mabel shrugged knowing that it would be too bad.
The girls decided to see if Dipper's plan would work.
They watched as Dipper deliberate missed the ball and thanks to a series of Rube Goldberg-esque things. Not only did the ball hit the bottled but Dipper caught the ball in his hat.
This earned applause from those watching.
"I wish Dipper did that for me." Sighed Kitsu.
"Especially coming up with all those calculations." Sighed Candy.
Kitsu looked at Candy.
"We like him for different reasons remember." Pointed out Candy.
Kitsu shrugged.
That was when the Sky Way once again fell.
"Man I hate that thing falling." Said Kitsu.
"Yeah, it was funny at first and now it's sad." Said Grenda.
Meanwhile Mabel made her way, gave the thumbs up to Dipper, then got to the pig stall.
However she heard the guy running it scream this out.
"Oh no! The parts from the broken sky tram hit Ol' Fifteen Poundy!"
"What?" asked Mabel.
A crowd had gathered.
"Poor ol' Fifteen Poundy!" yelled the man, "If only someone won him earlier."
"No… no…" cried Mabel.
"! Nothing like some raw pasteurized egg!" said another person waking by, "As long as their pasteurized I can eat them raw!"
"Delicious maple syrup! I don't care if it's not something you supposed to drink." Said another person.
That was when they both tripped and both of their items hit… uh…
"Oh no all these eggs and Maple Syrup hit Ol' Fifteen Poundy's body!" said the man running, "Great now I'm obligated to turn him in bacon."
"NOOOOOO!" screamed Mabel.
That was when the other girls got there.
"What's wrong girl?" asked Grenda.
They looked at the stall, which included the man take out a butcher's knife, all them looked away.
"Oh Mabel…" said Candy.
"We have to tell Dipper." Said Kitsu.
They found Dipper at the Tunnel of Love and Corndogs.
Mabel was crying her eyes out.
"What's wrong?" asked Dipper.
"There was an accident… Waddles, Waddles is…" cried Mabel.
"He's going to someone's bacon." Said Grenda.
Dipper's eyes widened.
"We have to go back!" cried Mabel.
She reach for the time machine.
"No way! This is the only time I get together with Wendy!" said Dipper.
"This is why you shouldn't change the past!" said Candy, "We have to fix this! You getting together with Wendy caused Waddles…"
"No way!" said Dipper.
"It's four against one." Said Kitsu.
"Then you have to take it from me!" said Dipper.
All four jumped him and in the process the time machine got caught on the ride vehicle and it sent them back in time.
The next thing they knew they were in a forest.
"When are we?" asked Dipper.
"Oh…" said Candy disappointed that Dipper asked that first.
"Look we have to get back to our own time." Said Kitsu.
"No!" said Dipper still holding the time machine.
That was when there was a rumbling sound, they saw a heard of bison running towards them.
"Run!" yelled Dipper.
They all did and fell off a cliff.
"No one laugh at this!" said Kitsu.
"What?" asked the other four.
That was when there was a puff of smoke and suddenly landed on a purple ball with a face and was floating.
"What…" said Dipper.
"It's something I can transform into…" muttered Kitsu.
"It looks stupid…" laughed Mabel through her tears.
"You want me to drop you?" asked Kitsu.
"No… no…" said Mabel.
"I thought not." Said Kitsu.
Grenda push Dipper and grabbed the machine, sending them once again through time.
Kitsu landed and they looked around.
"I don't think we're in our time." Said Grenda.
That was when there was another loud sound. They turned and faced down a mother freaking T-Rex. They all screamed and used the machine again.
This time they were in a wrecked futuristic city as a giant baby laughed and destroyed everything.
They once again went back in time… at least they were in the right year. They fought thorough various places in Gravity Falls with no one noticing them… even fighting past the Mystery Shack before Stan turned into a tourist trap.
And they continued to fight through different times…
Dipper tried to grab the AM chine as Candy had it but Mabel and Grenda held him back.
That was when something that would stop the fighting happened.
"Ano…" piped up a voice.
They all up and saw a girl of Asian decent with short dark red hair. The strangest thing about her was that she was wearing a martial arts gi.
"What's going on… why are you fighting?" asked the girl, "And is that a tape measure?"
The five stared at her.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" asked the girl.
"Do we know you?" asked Dipper.
"What…" she said.
The girl's eyes winded and she just had the most heart broken expression on her face.
All of them started to feel bad, even if they didn't know her.
"I see how it is." She said as tears weld up in her eyes.
She quickly turned around to run away.
However she stopped and let out a rather undignified noise that was cross of a scream and squeak.
Because the people she was facing was them…
Although the group was a bit different that Ursa was there wearing a rather girly outfit.
"NANI!" yelled the girl in shock.
She yelled out "Nani!" a few more times looking at the two groups.
She turned to the one with Ursa figuring that they knew her.
"There a better a good explanation for this!" she cried.
"Yep!" said the other Mabel, "Time travel!"
The girl visible relaxed.
"Okay, that sounds reasonable." She said now calm.
"So we're in the future?" asked Dipper.
"Yep!" said Future Mabel.
"Why am I dressed like that?" asked Dipper.
"Because of a stable time loop." Sighed Future Ursa, "I have to dress up like this because this is how I was dressed like when I was here last."
However the five girls in the group started giggling.
"Stop it!" yelled an embarrassed future Ursa.
"It's as girly as what you wore on your date with Gideon." Laughed Future Mabel.
"I'm going on a date with Gideon?" asked Dipper.
"That's not as crazy as in a few day for you…" said future Mabel.
But Future Ursa covered her mouth.
"You are not telling them that…" said Future Ursa.
"So… uh… do we go back now?" asked Dipper.
"Actually…" said Future Candy.
The other future members of the group took out some props and a camera.
"We also have to take some pictures." Said Future Mabel.
"Stable time loop!" said Ursa who clearly hiding something.
"Is about Gideon?" asked Mabel.
"It's about Gideon." Sighed Ursa face palming.
And so Future Grenda took pictures of Dipper with his future self and Future Mabel.
Mabel despite watching the future self of her brother having to dress up in some pretty girly outfits while posing for a camera wasn't cheering her up.
Kitsu and Candy was looking at the girl. Who seemed to blushing while looking at the shoot. Especially since Future Candy and Future Kitsu were saying some stuff to her that only made her blush some more.
"I wonder who the girl is." Said Kitsu.
"I don't know…" said Candy.
Grenda was comforting Mabel.
That was when Grenda had an idea. An idea that solved everything.
"Hey! I figured it out! I can take Mabel' place on the roof and she can save Waddles!" said Grenda.
"That's a perfect idea." Said Mabel, "Thank you Grenda!"
She began to hug the muscular girl.
"Okay! And we're done!" said Future Grenda.
Future Ursa breathed a sigh of Relief.
"Great I can take these off now." She sighed.
"Yeah, but you're past self have to look forward to it." Said Future Mabel.
"By the way here's today date and time…" said Future Ursa giving Dipper a piece of paper and other introductions as well.
Dipper looked at the piece of paper.
"Stable Time loop." Pointed out Future Ursa.
"Yeah." Said Dipper.
He walked back to his friends.
"So you think you can do it?" asked Dipper.
"Oh yeah!" yelled Grenda, "This way everyone's happy."
Kitsu and Candy both gave Grenda certain looks.
"Sorry…" she apologized.
And so they went back in time to the fair.
And so back at the fair Dipper gave Grenda the introductions while Mabel went to go win Waddles. Candy and Kitsu joined her not waning to watch Dipper win over Wendy.
"All right!" cheered Mabel hugging Waddles.
"I bet Dipper won over Wendy again." Sighed Candy.
"I hope they don't start dating." Sighed Kitsu.
That was when the sky way once again fell and it was pretty close.
"Really!" yelled Kitsu.
However Mabel had a look on her face, like all color was draining from her. She was still breathing.
And then she fell with Waddles making a ruckus.
"Oh no…" said Candy.
While Wendy wads cuddling with the stuffed toy that Dipper won Wendy, Grenda showed up and the two high fived.
That when Kitsu ran over.
"The accident still happened…" said Kitsu, "But it wasn't Waddles that got hurt!"
"What…" said Grenda.
"Oh no…" said Dipper.
"What's wrong?" asked Wendy noticing Kitsu's face.
"Mabel got hurt…" said Kitsu.
"Oh no…" said Wendy.
They all made their way to the scene, Mabel was laying on the ground but she was conscious, Candy and Waddles were still with her.
Of course people were calling an ambulance and Stan showed up.
"Oh no Mabel! What happened!" yelled Stan.
Candy moved so that Stan could be by Mabel's ide.
"I can't feel my left…" said Mabel who was shaking.
"I told you messing with Time is bad!" cried Candy.
"We have to go back!" said Kitsu.
"It might not be that bad… let's check out the future." Said Dipper.
They all exchanged looks, unsure.
And so they decided to go a month in the future.
They Mystery Shack looked the same… though there was now a ramp to the gift shop.
"Please don't do this Grunkle Stan!" they heard Mabel call out.
"Look you have to do this!" yelled Stan.
They all hid to see what was going on.
That was when the two came out.
And they saw Mabel.
She was in a wheel chair.
"Look kid! You have to take the cure!" said Stan.
"But why! I love being a unicorn!" cried Mabel.
"Because you can't walk any more! IT really sad to see you when you transform now…" said Stan, "And besides! Do you know what I had to give up to get that cure! The first thing she offered me was the possibly to erasing my debt to her! Do you know how imposable it is to get her to erase the debt! It's really impossible!"
Mabel was crying.
"I'm sorry… said Stan, "Hey at least she also agreed to make the entire shack wheel chair accessible part of her payment… it's no longer a hassle for you to be here…"
That was when a black truck came in with a strange cask.
"Oh no Mabel…" said Dipper.
"Is Wendy wroth this!" said Kitsu.
Dipper didn't answer.
"I can't believe she's getting cured.." said Candy.
"She's doesn't even want to get cured." Said Dipper.
"Ano…" piped a voice.
They turned to see the Asian girl they would apparently meet in the future, although now she was wearing a sundress.
"You have the power to change this destiny… all this tragedy… all this destruction the power to do so is yours." Said the girl somewhat nervously, "You just have to go back in time and fix this."
They all stared the girl, especially since they didn't know who she was, but this time they could tell she was informed about them not knowing her.
"Sorry! It's that you guys told me as best as you could what's going on and make a speech about changing the past." Said the girl blushing slightly.
"Was that speech a reference to something?" asked Grenda.
"It felt like reference." Said Candy.
"My… my sister got wind of the weird time travel stuff and she suggested I make this speech," said the girl, "Which is strange since she's not even fluent in English…"
Dipper looked at the future version of Mabel who was still crying.
"I have to make sure this doesn't happen." Said Dipper.
"But wait what about this future?" asked Candy.
"I was told something about two different futures existing…" said the girl, "I'm almost out of the loop… so…"
The four of them put their hands on the time machine and they all went back in time.
They got back to the fair. Long before the accident happened.
"All right we'll go find Mabel." Said Kitsu.
Dipper nodded and sighed.
He found Wendy.
Before he threw the ball he made this speech to Wendy.
"I just wanted to tell you people make mistakes. And when they do you should forgive them you should forgive them. Also tight pants are over rated."
"Dude, you lost me." Said Wendy.
"I know…" said Dipper.
And so Dipper threw the ball and it landed right in Wendy's eye.
He sighed.
"It's done!" said Dipper.
That was when Mabel hugged him.
"I don't know what you did! But I'm happy you did it." Said Mabel
Dipper looked at the other girls and Waddles.
"All she remembers is Grenda saying she'd help out." Said Candy.
Grenda shrugged.
"I couldn't let that horrible future happen to you Mabel… after all Wendy and Robbie cant' all summer, right?" asked Dipper.
Mabel blinked.
"Did something happen you're not telling me?" asked Mabel.
"We saw that mysterious future girl again." Said Grenda.
"That's all we'll say." Said Dipper.
The other tow nodded, not waning to let Mabel know about well… the future were she couldn't' walk any more.
They decided to finally enjoy the rest of the fair.
"YOU FIVE"! yelled Blendin.
They jumped and he grabbed the machine from Dipper.
"Do you know how many time rules you violated. "said Blendin, "No really I wasn't there."
That was when two other guys dressed in future gear appeared.
"Blendin Blandin." Said one of them.
"Ahh! The time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squad!" yelled Blendin.
"That's right, our phones have been ringing off the hook." Said one of them named Lolph.
"Not only are there settlers claiming to see a strange flying thing but there are many things scattered through 8 centuries." Said the other named Dundgren.
"Also there are two very different time limes stemming from today." Said Lolph, "Thankfully one of them is erasing itself, however that never should have happened!"
"You are under arrest for the violation of the Time Traveler's Code of Conduct!" said Dundgren.
"It wasn't me! It was those kids! Them and their ting leader Waddles!" said Blendin.
"That's a pig." Said Lolph.
As they were taking him away Blendin yelled "I'm going to find all of your parents and make sure they never meet!"
"Not going to happen! Because you don't know who I really am!" teased Kitsu.
"Don't do that…" said Dipper.
"We'll we're still here." Said Mabel.
"Let's just agree to never time travel again." Said Candy.
The other four nodded quickly realign that they were the cause of what he was looking for.
And so they decided to enjoy the last time as the fair.
"I keep getting strange message from my "Friends"." Muttered Kitsu.
"I think you might have disappeared on them in these timelines." Said Dipper.
"Oh yeah." Said Kitsu.
That was when they saw Wendy and Robbie eating a caramel apple together.
"Oh man…" said Dipper.
"Look I'm sure there's another girl out there for you." Said Mabel, "You just have opt see what right in front of you…"
"Yeah…" sighed Dipper and looked down.
Mabel shrugged at Candy and Kitsu who just sighed at his obliviousness.
Mabel then got an idea.
"I think I know a way to cheer you up." Said Mabel.
She let Waddles see the caramel apple.
Waddles ran over to tackle Robbie, he hit some hot water and his pants shrank, causing everyone to laugh.
"That will do Pig…" said Dipper, "That will do…"
And so they had a rather interesting time travel adventure.
However the future had some questions that weren't answered. Who was that girl? What was going on with Gideon… and what going happen in a few days.
Oh well that was going to be something they would just have to wait and find out about…
Next Time: A Fae, one of the most dangerous and mysterious creatures of Gravity Falls appears! What does he want? He's fallen in love with Ursa! Will they be able to convince him that Ursa's really a human boy? Find out next time!
A/N: The "Mysterious Future Girl" won't have a proper introduction for a few more chapters, but I will say this: her father is probably who you think it is... Also "Ano..." and "Yeah, that sounds reasonable" are going to be her catchphrases.