A/N: Yay! 100 reviews! Congrats to Wolfang21 for getting review 100... also I haven't seen a Yogi Bear cartoon in years so I don't really know how they go so I just winged it... either way enjoy the chapter...
Chapter 20: Beary Interesting
Mabel know they needed a break from the constant search and decided to have a girl's day.
Dipper was okay with it because there was a mini-marathon of his favorite show Ghost Harassers on the Used to be about History Channel.
They had to come up with ideas of what to do that day when Mabel came up with a good one.
"How about we all bake cookies." Said Mabel during a day that that was their day off.
"Sure…" said Candy.
"Sounds like fun." Said Grenda.
"I don't know… I'm not that good of a cook." Said Sayaka.
"But what about that okonomiyaki thing you made the other day?" asked Mabel, "That was really good."
"But that's different…" said Sayaka.
"I've never baked cookies." Said Kitsu, "Or anything really…"
"Why?" asked Mabel.
"Servants." Said Kitsu.
"Oh yeah… you're rich I keep forgetting." Laughed Mabel.
Kitsu sighed.
"Come it will be fun!" said Mabel.
"Fine…" said Kitsu.
"Okay…" whispered Sayaka.
"All right! Let's go make those cookies!" said Mabel.
Little did they know was that baking those cookies would spell doom for all…
Meanwhile in the living room, Dipper was watching Ghost Harassers when the commercials started.
That was when there were crashes from the gift shop.
"Wendy get him!" he eared Stan yell out.
There were a couple slams and then some yelling. Dipper realized he had to check out what happened.
He found Wendy nursing some buses and Stan face palming.
"What happened?" asked Dipper.
"Soos' curse activated and it's one of the times he got away." Said Stan.
"Oh man seriously?" asked Dipper.
"Great… and it's a nice day I bet a lot of people are on picnics too." Said Stan.
"It can't be worse than that time you were banned from the pool." Said Wendy.
"Don't' remind me." Said Stan with a shudder.
"Wait you're banned from the pool?" asked Dipper.
'"There was some unpleasantness and we can never go back." Muttered Stan, "That's not important."
Dipper sighed realized something.
"I'll go get him." sighed Dipper.
"Wait… are you going to use your curse?" asked Stan.
"Yeah." Muttered Dipper.
"Seriously?" asked Stan.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"Hey I agree with Dipper, his cursed side has super powers." Said Wendy with a shrug.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that all those adventures he keeps going on with the girls are him trying to find a cure for that curse." Pointed out Stan.
"So what's the problem?" asked Dipper.
"If you do find a cure for your curse then you won't have any powers any more." Pointed out Stan.
"I know that, what's your point." Said Dipper.
"My point is that you can't coast on them forever." Said Stan.
Dipper sighed.
"Yeah, but this is a case that I should use them." Said Dipper.
"You know what how about a bet." Said Stan.
"What kind of bet." Said Dipper.
"I bet you can't catch Soos without turning into a girl." Said Stan.
"Seriously?" asked Wendy getting a bad feeling.
"Okay then, what do I get if I win?" asked Dipper.
"Hmmm… I don't know yet, but you have to be an attraction for a day if you lose." Sid Stan.
"Deal!" said Dipper.
"I don't know you guys this sounds like a really bad idea." Said Wendy.
"He need to learn to man up." Said Stan, "In more ways than one."
"He's right." Said Dipper somewhat reluctantly.
That was when they heard some crashes from the kitchen.
"We're fine!" called out Mabel, "Just bumped into some pots and pans!"
"What's going on there?" asked Dipper.
"Apparently they're making cookies." Said Wendy.
Dipper shrugged and looked for Soos.
Dipper managed to find Soos pretty quickly. Stalking a family who was having a picnic.
"Hey Soos." Said Dipper.
"Oh hey Dipper!" said Soos-y Bear.
"Come on we have to go back to the Shack." Said Dipper.
"I don't know… that picnic basket is looking pretty tempting." Said Soos-y Bear.
"Come on man, you know you can beat this!" said Dipper.
Soos-Y beat looked at the family having a picnic and ran for it.
Dipper sighed and face palmed.
"This is going to be a long day isn't it?" asked Dipper.
Meanwhile at the Mystery Shack, Stan was giving a your when there were loud noises coming from the kitchen.
"Is everything fine in there?" asked Stan.
Mabel exited the kitchen and blocked the door.
"Everything's find in there, nothing to worry about… how are you?" Mabel.
Stan shrugged and left to go back to the tour.
Back with Dipper he managed to find Soos-y Bear again who was enacting a plan to steal more picnic baskets.
Soos-y Bear began to think of plans to get the picnic baskets.
"What if I dress up to get them pretending I'm human." Said Soos-Y Bear.
"Then why would you get neared?" asked a voice.
He turned around and saw a stern looking Dipper behind him.
"Oh hey Dipper, still trying to get me to go back to the shack?" asked Soos-y Bear.
"Of course I am." Said Dipper, "You really should go back."
"Hey what's that over there!" said Soos-y Bear.
Dipper didn't look.
"What's that over there!" yelled Dipper.
"What?" asked Soos-y Bear actually falling for it unlike Dipper.
Dipper tried to drag Soos-y away but it didn't' work.
"You okay?" asked Soos-Y Bear as Dipper struggled to drag him away, with out making any headway.
"I can do this!" said Dipper.
That was when Soos-y Bear saw another picnic basket and ran towards it.
He dragged along Dipper for a bit who let go.
"That worked perfectly." Muttered Dipper as he laid on the ground in defeat.
Back at the mystery shack, Wendy noticed Candy running out the door with empty buckets and came back with them full of water.
"Is everything okay?" asked Wendy.
"Everything's fine." Said Candy.
"Why couldn't you use the sink?" asked Wendy.
"The sink has been comprised." Answered Candy.
"Okay…" answered Wendy.
Back with Dipper he went through his plans.
After all he had no brawns as a human, but he knew he had the brains, after all he was able to trick Soos with the look over there trick right after Soos tried it himself.
"What to do… hat to do…" said Dipper, "Should I dress like a park ranger… no that sounds stupid…"
That was when he came upon with a perfect idea. He set up a pit fall trap with a picnic basket as bait.
"This should work…" said Dipper.
He heard the trap sprung. He went to see what it was, it definitely wasn't Soos-y bear.
It was Thompson.
"Oh come on!" said Thompson.
"Sorry, I'm trying to catch Soos." Said Dipper.
"That does explain this picnic basket." Said Thompson holding it up.
That was when Soos-y Bear ran in and stole the picnic basket.
"Oh come on…" said Dipper.
"Sorry about that…" muttered Thompson.
Back at the mystery shack, Stan was counting money when he saw Kitsu in her fox from run through then run back carrying a bunch of leaves with her tail.
"What are you doing?" asked Stan.
"Nothing for you to worry about…" said Kitsu.
Stan shrugged as he heard crashes form the kitchen with Sayaka screaming.
"Is she…" said Stan.
"She's fine… totally fine…" said Kitsu, "Nothing to tell her aunt about."
"Okay then…" said Stan not wanting to get Nabiki involved in whatever was going on.
Meanwhile with Dipper, he was coming up with another plan with a picnic basket.
He was planning a bouquet of flower appeared right in front of him.
"Oh great." Muttered Dipper knowing who had the bouquet of flower.
"It's good to you Ursa." Said Lux appearing, "But I have to wonder why are you in your boy form?"
"I keep telling you that this is my real form and I'm busy right now." Sighed Dipper.
"Really with what?" asked Lux, "I mean it's clear you want to go on a picnic, well I'll oblige…"
"I'm not into you." Said Dipper, "Just let me set this trap and I…"
Before he could set the trap he saw the picnic basket was gone and Soos-y running away.
"You have got to be kidding me." muttered Dipper.
"Okay what was that about?" asked Lux.
"I'm not telling you." Said Dipper walking away.
Back at the mystery shack…
Sayaka was outside of the taking breaths and walking back and forth muttering thing in Japanese.
Wendy came across her.
"Hey Sayaka you okay?" asked Wendy.
"Fine… comply fine… nothing about my terrible cooking causing problems…" said Sayaka, "Comply fine…"
"What?" asked Wendy.
"Well Pacifica might be the cause too… but my cooking…" sighed Sayaka, "You know what never mind…"
That was when they screaming from the kitchen.
"I better go back and fix my problem." Sighed Sayaka.
Wendy just shrugged hoping that whatever was going on wasn't that bad…
Although it seemed that way…
With Dipper he came up with a another trap.
One that had a picnic basket under a large box to trap him then seek help form elsewhere to transport Soos.
"All right this will work." Said Dipper.
"All right boys! get that picnic basket!" said a voice.
He turned to find several gnomes trying to steal the picnic basket.
"Hey stop that!" yelled Dipper.
"What… you're trying to not prevent us form having a queen now you're trying to prevent us from getting food?" asked Jeff.
"That's a decoy." Said Dipper.
Jeff check it and it was empty.
"Why would you do that!" yelled Jeff throwing it away, hitting a nearby wasp nest.
It hit the ground.
"Okay… this might look like my guilt, but you're partially to blame." Said Jeff.
That was when the trap feel on all of them not only trapping them together but also with the wasp.
"Oh come on!" yelled Dipper.
The gnomes and Dipper screamed at the wasps stung them.
Soos-y Bear found them and opened the box.
"Oh hey Dipper… what happened?" asked Soos-y bear.
Dipper didn't answer and waked away to come up with a new plan.
"This is a dark day for the gnomes…" muttered Jeff.
"Shmebulock." Agreed the named Shmebulock.
Back at the mystery Shack Grenda ran out of the kitchen, found a baseball bat and then went back into the kitchen.
Wendy and Stan looked at this.
"So what do you think is going on?" asked Wendy.
"Don't ask me…" said Stan.
"Hey…" said Ryoga entering the gift shop.
"Hey Ryoga, haven't seen you since Summerween." Said Wendy.
They heard some bangs from the kitchen.
"What was that." Said Ryoga.
"Oh the girls are just making cookies." Said Stan deicing to shrug it off.
Ryoga got a far off look in his eyes and seemed to pale.
"Is everything okay?" asked Wendy.
"It's fine… why wouldn't it be?" asked Ryoga.
Stan and Wendy exchanged looks, now more concerned than ever.
Back with Dipper his eye was twitching as he put ointment on his skin.
"This better work otherwise I think it would be better to just be an exit for a day." Muttered Dipper.
He set up multiple traps each with a different picnic basket as bait.
"Hey what you're doing?" asked a woman in a blue shirt who was setting up a picnic.
"Are you from around here?" asked Dipper.
"Oh yeah, I'm from around here?" said the woman, "Why you ask?"
"I'm trying to catch Soos, he got away from the Mystery Shack in his cursed form." Said Dipper.
"Oh… and you're trying to catch him." said the woman, "I brought around my Soos stopping supplies in case you were wondering."
"Soos stopping supplies?" asked Dipper.
That was when Soos-y Bear ran into and tried to take the woman's picnic basket. However the woman took a thermos which she quickly opened and tossed the hot water at him.
Soos quickly came to his senses.
"Oh man…" said Soos grabbing his hat and covering his shame but the woman tossed him some very large boxer shorts and he quickly put them on.
"Thanks so much…" said Soos.
Dipper however stood there with his eye twitching.
"Hey Dipper… you okay?" asked Soos.
Dipper didn't answer.
"He's new around here, isn't he?" asked the woman.
"He is." Confirmed Soos, "He also has a cursed form with super powers… not sure why he didn't use it…"
Soos took Dipper back to the shack.
They got to there finding Sayaka crying and Kitsu looking a bit upset. Wendy and Ryoga comforted the crying Sayaka.
"Okay neither of you are allowed to cook anything again." Said Stan.
"Expect for curry and okonomiyaki." Added Ryoga, "And only for Sayaka."
"Wait isn't curry Indian?" asked Wendy.
"It's also very popular in japan." Said Ryoga.
"Whoa what happened to you?" asked Mabel.
"Not going to talk about it." Said Dipper.
"So did you use your cursed form?" asked Stan.
"I didn't… and I wasn't the one to turn him back." Said Dipper, "So the bet's off."
"Let me guess someone with a Soos kit?" asked Stan.
"How did you know?" asked Dipper.
"Oh come on, you think someone wouldn't do that?" asked Stan, "Also I'm surprised you didn't think of doing that either."
Dipper went over and began to bang his head against the counter.
"You know… I could go for those cookies you made." He said.
The girls all avoided contact with Dipper, Sayaka began to cry even more while Kitsu began to pout.
"What's wrong?" asked Dipper.
"The cookies are a lie." Said Candy.
"You don't want to know what happened or what we almost unleashed upon the world." Said Grenda.
"Looks like both of you had bad days." Laughed Soos.
"Go get fully dressed Soos." Said Stan.
"Okay." Said Soos.
And so Dipper learned a very important lesson with dealing with Soos-y Bear, just spurries him with hot water and all will be well.
Also the girls learned that Sayaka and Pacifica should never cook things… at least together,..
It's best it's not known what happened in the kitchen… for everyone's sakes…
Next Time: Stan realizes that he shouldn't really have Sayaka sleep on the floor of the living room so he moves her to a room that he his for some reason. Meanwhile Candy and Pacifica are arguing about their parents what will happen when they switch bodies? Does it have to do with something from Sayaka's new room? Find out next time!