He's the Man
My version of what would happen on the episode Kagome's Voice and Kikyo Kiss.
Kikyo had just finished giving Inuyasha a passionate and enchanting kiss. Kagome was stuck to the tree about to cry. (What a sissy) Kikyo began to speak.
"Inuyasha, we are both were never meant to live. When I was alive I always dreamed of holding you like this. But we can never be. At least not like this. We are not wanted on this earth."
"I wish we can stay like this forever."
"Do you wish that, Inuyasha? Do you really wish that?"
"Yes, I will be happy as long as I'm with you."
"Then come with me. Come with me to hell."
A big hole erupted from the ground and was dragging the lovers down to hell.
"If you'd take this stupid spell off of me I can leave you two only. Maybe I'll crawl under a rock and die or something."
They were falling deeper.
"I can't stand to watch this. Let him GO!"
She did some weird thing with her hand. She stole a lot of Kikyo's souls.
"Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha woke up. He saw Kagome.
"Ka Kagome!"
He tore away from Kikyo to save Kagome from the soul stealers. He freed her but then Kikyo started talking.
"Inuyasha, does this mortal mean more to you than I do?"
"That's right Bitch!"
Kagome yelled and kissed Inuyasha harshly. Now there was gunna be a bitch fight. Priestess style. They both grabbed one of Inuyasha's arms. Fire was spurting from Kagome eyes while lighting from Kikyo.
"I saw him first!"
"Well he's mine now!"
All of a sudden Sesshoumaru showed up.
"I have an idea. How bou we slice him in half."
Both Kikyo and Kagome yelled at Sesshoumaru at the same time.
"SHUT UP!"
Sesshoumaru hid behind a tree while he sobbed. He said
"How come Inuyasha always gets the girls?"
They both picked up their bows and arrows and pointed them at each other which wasn't a good idea because Inuyasha was right in between them. Inuyasha was all like WTF? (Or TWF as me and my boyfriend like saying.) They both shoot at the same time. It looked like Inuyasha was a goner, but then a bunch of smoke showed up. Everyone started coughing. When the smoke had cleared they both looked to see if their arrow hit anything. Apparently the both ricocheted back when they hit the smoke. In the middle of the source of smoke were Inuyasha and his dad. Big WTF?
"Two mortal girls, that's my boy."
He started to noogie Inuyasha.
"WHAT THE FUCK, OLD MAN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!"
Inuyasha dad just kept on laughing as he kept torturing his youngest son.