I Want to Fly
RRR. GRRR.
Kouga goes up to Inuyasha in mock concern. Inuyasha looks constipated. Kouga decide to speak first.
"Um, Inuyasha. You know your suppose do that behind the bush, right."
"I'm not trying to crap, moron. I have a theory. I'm trying to grow a tail."
"Why do you want to grow a tail?"
"Well Sesshoumaru has a tail."
"So, your point being."
"If I had a tail like Sesshoumaru maybe I can fly like him!"
"Oh Kay… I don't think that'll work."
"Yes it will. Your just saying that because you wished you'd come up with it first."
"But I have a tail."
"That doesn't matter."
"Um, how many of I can't believe it's bacon have you had?"
"It doesn't matter I'm going to fly!"
Sesshoumaru showed up behind Inuyasha.
"If you mange to fly or not I don't care. But you can never grow a part that will make you as sexy as me."
Inuyasha was sulking.