The Minions

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or and of its characters. I do not own the fan people except for GraviTiger on Fridays and of course myself.

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were battling their final fight. Inuyasha raised his sword to finish off his brother once and for all. Suddenly, in the distance, came a rumbling noise. An ear splitting sound shot out from behind the hills. It was a bunch of Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru fans coming, yelling after them.

"MARRY ME FLUFFY-SAMA!"

"I LOVE YOU, INU-KUN!"

All these teenage girls looked like they were coming from a cosplay convention all dressed in either a Sesshoumaru outfit or an Inuyasha. The all began to bitch fight each other. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were confused. Sweat drop

"Avenge fluffy's arm!"

"He got what's coming to him!"

Women were pulling each others hair and ripping other people shirts off. Some were even biting each other. All hell was let lose. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru glared at each other.

"What the hell is happening, Sesshoumaru?"

"I don't know."

"They seem to be fighting over us."

"Yes, yes they do."

Then they both had a brilliant idea.

"They will fight for us!" They both exclaimed.

Sesshoumaru ran to the side with all white while Inuyasha ran to the sea of red. They both cheered their team on.

"Die, Inuyasha!"

"You are an ignorant bastard!"

The battle went on for days. Women kept tearing off the two men's clothes. Not a man was in the crowd of fighting women. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were running out of clothes. The battle had to end soon or else they'd be fighting naked. (not a bad idea. Heh.) They had to do something. Inuyasha got on the shoulders of screaming girls and started yelling at Sesshoumaru.

"Hey, Sesshoumaru! Where's your arm, huh! Where's your arm!"

Sesshoumaru was getting pissed. He decided to retaliate. He stood on some girl's faces as he yelled

"It's with yo mamma bitch!"

That did it. The whole army of women began to cat fight. Everyone got slapped forcefully. Sesshoumaru was deeply wounded. All of a sudden GraviTiger came running from the middle of the crowd.

"Fluffy-Sama!"

She was wearing what seemed to be an all white tiger suit. She restored Sesshoumaru to full health. Sesshoumaru smiled at her. Everyone gasped. All the Sesshoumaru fans were all like

"Ah, he's so cute when he smiles."

And the Inuyasha fans were like

"He's smiling! Hell is about to freeze over! Run!"

They all ran for shelter.

GraviTiger and Sesshoumaru were in the middle of an open grass field.

"Is there anything I can do for you for repayment?"

"Yes! Can I bear your child?"

The Sesshoumaru side was pissed. They joined Inuyasha side to finish GraviTiger off. Miroku comes out of nowhere.

"You can always bear my children."

"I don't want you, you hentai!"

Everyone was about to kill GraviTiger of when Mimi-Kami-Sami comes in and yells

"Everyone stop!"

Everyone went silent and looked at her.

"I HAVE CORN!"

All the girls yell out

"CORNOGRAPHY!"

All the girls went home and Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were just left there, naked.

And the moral of the story is don't let anyone fight your battles for you and don't say in the middle of a bunch of Sesshoumaru fans "Can I bear your children?"