Kagome's New Dog

Inuyasha: Um, Kagome? What exactly is that thing?

Kagome: It's my new puppy. Isn't it cute!"

Inuyasha: Why would you want a thing like that?"

Kagome: Because it can do tricks. Watch. Spot roll over.

Dog rolls over.

Inuyasha: What's so impressive about that? Any moron can do that. Watch.

Inuyasha falls on his back.

Kagome: That's pretty bad.

Inuyasha: Shut up!

Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha, what are you doing.

Inuyasha: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to roll over.

Sesshoumaru: That is pathetic even for you.

Inuyasha: Look who's talking. At least I don't chase my tail.

Sesshoumaru is chasing his tail.

Sesshoumaru: I do not!

Kagome: In my opinion you both are pretty pathetic.

She's giving spot a dog biscuit.

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: Give us that it's mine.

They fight over it.

Dog sniff both their asses.

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha: Get away from us!

Dog chases after them.

Kagome: Did I mention spot was a girl.