Chapter 4: The tournament starts!

SORRY, SORRY, SORRY! I am REALLY sorry that I didn't get this up when I said, but I have a good excuse! SCHOOL, SOFTBALL, AND A PLAY! My classes are acting out, softball is coming up, I have the lead role in a play, AND this has been the most painful week of my life. Ok, lets start the story.

Disclaimer: Hold on. (Gets brother) Ok, bro, can you do the disclaimer for me?

Bro: What's in it for me?

Me: Uhh, I'll let you use the GameCube first for a week?

Bro: Ok. My sister doesn't own any of the shows, animes, or manga mentioned in this story thing. Or the GameCube. Nintendo owns that.

Me: Thanks dude.

If you forgot what happened, look at the last chapter.

"Is everyone here?" said Tessa. "YES." Said everyone in the stadium. "Good. Now, we will start the tournament! The first match is between Team Reaper and Team Hair!" Team Hair walked out onto the field by the battle place. Team Reaper walked out onto the field by the battle place on the opposite side.

"The first fight will be between Billy from Team Reaper and Don Patch from Team Hair!" said Tim, the origami man in my head. "Come on, Billy, try not to mess up to much!" said Grim. "Ok, Don Patch, you should be able to beat that little idiot." Said Jelly Jiggler. "Ok, combatants to the arena." Said Tessa. After Don Patch and Billy got to the arena, nothing happened. "Ok, are the fighters ready?" asked Tessa. "You bet I am!" said Don Patch. "Sure, why not?" said Billy for some reason. "Ok! Let the match begin!" said Tessa.

Don Patch immediately pulled out his Don Patch Sword (It's just a green onion) and started swinging it wildly at Billy who, oddly enough, dodged each of the slashes. When Billy got a chance to attack, he took out… (wait for it) a can of soda! A GIGANTIC can of soda and chugged it down in about five big gulps. About a minute later, Billy let out a GYNORMUS burp that was aimed at Don Patch and he was blown out of the arena, holding onto his skirt. 'Oh darn, now I'll never win prize for heaviest model!' thought Don Patch as he blacked out. "One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten! And the winner, oddly enough, is Billy!" said Tessa. All was silent; not even birds were chirping. (A/N: the first semi-colon that I've seen in any fan fics that I have read! W00t! Back on track now.) "Ok… Shawn?" asked Tessa. "Yeah?" asked Shawn. "Can we have the next fight match-up, please?" "Sure. Ok, the next fight is between Jelly Jiggler from Team Hair and Spurg from Team Reaper!" "If Billy could beat Sparkle Princess over there," said Spurg, talking 'bout Don Patch. "Then I'm gonna kick that gelatin dude's butt!" Jelly Jiggler didn't say anything, he just went out onto the arena.

When they got out onto the arena, again, nothing happened. "Spurg, are you ready?" asked Tessa. "As ready as I'll ever be." Said Spurg. "Jelly Jiggler, are you ready?" "Was I once a General for the Hair Hunt troops?" said Jelly Jiggler. "You were? How come I never knew?" asked Bo-Bobo. Tessa did an anime sweat drop, then said "Contestants, let the second fight begin!"

When Spurg threw the first punch, Jelly Jiggler dodged it with ease. Then Jelly Jiggler threw a kick at Spurg, and made a direct hit that had a huge effect, if by huge effect you mean having no effect whatsoever. Spurg THEN grabbed Jelly Jiggler's leg and threw him out of the arena with a splat. Five seconds later, Jelly Jiggler came back into his shape, but with those knocked out swirls in his eyes. "I think that I don't really have to do this, but, one. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten! The winner is Spurg!" said Tessa. "Team Hair is gonna have to win the next fight just to stay in the game!" "The next fight," said Patrick O'Nally. "Will be between Gasser from Team Hair and Junior (Nergal, Jr.) from Team Reaper!"

AND there is the end of the first chapter of some of the first match in the first round of the first tournament with the third fight match up thrown in at the end. I would need a diagram to show you what I mean. I don't even know what I mean, but please review! If people say they like it, I will get chapters up faster, or at least try to.