Naraku's Bad Day
Kikyo and Naraku are standing in the middle of a park.
Kikyo: Come, every one see Naraku the dancing monkey!
Inuyasha, Kagome, Rin and Sesshoumaru come to watch.
Kikyo: Look at what he can do!
Naraku: I see no evil I hear no evil I speak no evil.
Inuyasha: Hey you wanna a banana monkey?
Naraku: I'm a baboon not a monkey.
Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru laugh.
Naraku: It's not funny. I wouldn't be laughing at me since you're leashed to Kagome.
Sesshoumaru keeps laughing.
Naraku: And you're leased to Rin.
Sesshoumaru stops laughing.
Naraku really notices Sesshoumaru for the first time.
Naraku: You know you're very pretty.
Sesshoumaru: Huh? Oh, great not this again.
Naraku: You're much prettier than that Kikyo woman.
Tries to hit on Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: I told you I'm not a woman!
Sesshoumaru transforms into a big dog demon and chases Naraku around.
Kikyo: I guess evil has no boundaries as long as they get some.
Random person one: My dog is a poodle. Isn't she gorgeous?
Random person two: Well my dog is a golden retriever. Beat that.
Rin calls back Sesshoumaru.
Rin: My dog is a demon!
The two random people run away.
Rin: Aw, they're no fun. Come on, lets go play fetch with the staff of two heads.
Naraku is slouched over panting.
Miroku: Naraku, I've found you.
Naraku: You know I don't need any more of this crap.
Miroku: We must fight. I must get rid of this wind tunnel.
Naraku: Do you even know why you have that wind tunnel?
Miroku: Ah, I've never thought of that.
Naraku: It's because you stupid grandfather pinched me in the ass!
Miroku: Well ya, you were disguised as a beautiful woman.
Naraku: No I wasn't. I was just like this.
Awkward silence.
Miroku: Well, monkey sees monkey do.