Inuyasha Sick
Note: This is an actual conversation with my boyfriend and me.
Achoo!
. "Oh, Inuyasha your sick."
"I am not! Achhoo!"
"No you are sick. Come with me."
"Where are we going?"
"To my house."
"Why are we going to your house?"
"I can take better care of you at home. You'll get better faster."
on the other side of the well
"Now, Inuyasha lay here until I get back from school. There should be some soup in the cupboard. Eat that while I'm gone."
"Whatever."
Kagome comes back from school
"I'm home Inuyasha."
"Hi."
"Do you feel better?"
"No, I feel worse."
"Did you eat?"
"Ya."
"How did you like the soup we had."
"Oh, you didn't have soup."
"Then what did you eat."
"Tomatoes."
"You ate tomatoes?"
"Ya."
"Well, duh you don't feel better. I'm going to the store to buy you some soup. Try eating something else while I'm gone."
"Fine."
Kagome comes back from the store
"I'm back Inuyasha. How are you?"
"I feel great."
"Then I got the soup for nothing."
"That's right I made my own soup."
"Um, what kind of soup did you make?"
"I call it cream of dinner."
"What's that? Don't tell me they're made from tomatoes?"
"Ya, but that's not all."
"What's in it?"
"It's made up tomatoes, steak, cream of potatoes and pork chops."
"…"
My boyfriend also wanted me to put this up. This is another conversation that day.
We were in French class and we were supposed to be taking notes. My boyfriend saw that two pages were stuck together. He poked me and I looked at it.
"Why's it stuck?" I asked.
"Let's see." He ripped open the two papers to find a big blue stain in it. We both started laughing.
"What is that stuff?"
My boyfriend drew two pissed off looking eyes on it and said. "Oh there was a smurf sleeping in my notebook and he wouldn't move. So I closed my notebook on him and he go squish." He pointed at the eyes. "He's not a very happy smurf. I don't think he liked get squished." We both laughed loudly.
If you are wondering what the "smurf" actually was it was a marshmallow that some one colored with a marker and my boyfriend ate it for a dollar. When I saw his hands were all blue he told me not to worry because the marker was non-toxic. Big Sweat Drop