Dating Show
MKS: Hey Mimi-Kami-Sama here and welcome to Friday Date Night!
Audience: Applause.
MKS: Okay, here is the contestant – Sesshoumaru!
The audience goes wild.
MKS: Now Sesshoumaru is looking for a woman to be with. The most action he's got in years is taking care of a mortal child Rin.
Rin stands up from the audience.
MKS: And as you can see that wouldn't be too good for sex. Now we have three lovely babes.
The first contest shifts a little from behind the screen
MKS: Sesshoumaru will be asking all are lovely contestant's question. Who ever he has most in common with him gets to have a date with him. Now are contestant couldn't hear what I just said. They can only hear Sesshoumaru.
Sesshy: Contestant number one. What do you like to do when you're free?
C1: I like to try and kill Inuyasha, but not before I have my way with him.
MKS: That's one thing in common.
Sesshy: Contestant number two. Do you like animals?
C2: Hell yes. In my spare time I help my mom take care of animals. My favorite type of animal is a big, white dog.
MKS: That's another thing in common.
Sesshy: Contestant number three. What is your weakness?
C3: I will not tell you. For if I did you would get the better of me.
MKS: Okay, um no points for contestant number three.
Sesshy: Contestant number one. What is your greatest wish?
C1: To see Inuyasha beg me for mercy.
MKS: Whoa two for two.
Sesshy: Contestant number two. What do you like to do on weekends?
C2: I like to read Level-C and watch men have sex together.
MKS: I don't think that was an answer anyone was excepting. No point.
Sesshy: Contestant number three. If you saw sick mortals on the ground would you help them?
C3: Of course.
MKS: Sesshoumaru only did that for Rin and I highly doubt that he would do it again. Let's go to a commercial break.
Commercial
Inuyasha: I can't believe it's not bacon.
Show
MKS: We're back so let's tally up the points.
Contestant number one: 2 for 2
Contestant number two: 1 for 2
Contestant number three: 0 for 2
It looks like contestant number one wins!
They flip the screen to see that the contestant was Jakotsu.
Sesshy: WhAt? Why are you here?
Jak: I was hoping you were Inuyasha. I don't want to date you.
MKS: Than it's a good thing you've been disqualified.
Jak: WHAT!
MKS: It says you have to be a woman to be a contestant. It's in the rules.
Jak: Where in the rules!
MKS: In rule number one.
Jakotsu stomps of the stage.
MKS: I guess you'll have to go with contestant number two.
The screen flips up to show GraviTiger in her white tiger outfit.
Gravi: Yay I get Fluffly-Sama!
MKS: Oh no you don't!
Gravi: What!
MKS: You forgot that I own you on Friday's!
Gravi: No let me bear his children!
MKS: NO!
Gravi: YOU'RE SO CRUEL!
Drags GraviTiger of stage.
MKS: Come now I'll give you some corn when we get home.
Gravi: Canned corn?
MKS: Hey, not too much corn. It's a type of poison if you too much of it. It will also make you constipated.
Sesshy: Well that's good because I was a bit frightened of her. I guess that leaves contestant number three.
Screen flips up to show Kikyo.
Sesshy: I guess that's not too bad.
Inu: Oh yes it is.
Inuyasha runs on stage.
Inu: Kikyo's mine! Got that!
Inuyasha does wind scar and breaks down the whole building.
Sesshy: Sigh I guess there is no one out there for me.
Kagura: Oh yes there is.
Kagura comes flying down from her big feather.
Sesshy: Yay the actual person I wanted to date!
They both go off skipping together. Happy ending.