Inuyasha Goes to the Vet
Some people were wondering how I came up with this. I had a flee bite on my foot and I was saying that my cats need to go to the vet. I was reading fanfics at the time when it hit me. Inuyasha goes to the vet.
Inuyasha kept scratching furiously behind his ear.
"Myoga, leave me alone okay?"
"Lord Inuyasha I'm over here."
Myoga was on Kagome's shoulders.
"Inuyasha I think you have flees." said Kagome in a concerned voice.
"I do not have flees! I'm just irritated."
Still continues to scratch behind his ears.
"Come Inuyasha, I'm taking you to the vet."
"What's a vet?"
"Some one who gets rid of flees."
At the vet
"Girr! I can't stand this anymore! Make the line go faster Kagome!"
"I can't! You'll just have to be patient and wait. Play with the other dogs."
Dogs are barking madly.
"Inuyasha can you make those dogs shut up?"
"I wish. All they do is complain how they don't want to get fixed, whatever that is."
Kagome gave a reinsuring chuckle.
A dog goes up behind Inuyasha and sniffs his ass.
"Do you mind!"
The dog runs away with it's tail in between his legs.
"Good boy Scruffy! Here's a dog biscuit."
Inuyasha turns to see a dog with a treat.
"Get away from that, it's mine!"
Inuyasha fights with the other dog and steals it's biscuit away.
The owner is not happy.
"Is this your dog?"
"Yes sadly enough it is."
She throws Inuyasha at her.
"Stay put okay Inuyasha."
"Fine."
Not even five minutes had past before Inuyasha was attacking another dog for it's treat.
"SIT BOY!"
He fell to the floor face first.
He was not pleased that he had to wear a muzzle.
It felt like forever until the doctor yelled out, "Higurashi, Kagome."
"Right here."
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My dog Inuyasha has flees."
"Hang on a minute then we will take him in to look at him."
He puts down his clipboard to answer to another owner.
He picked up a different clipboard.
"Come with me Inuyasha."
Inuyasha followed him into the room.
What was taking him so long?
It doesn't take hours to get rid of flees.
"All done." said the vet. "The operation went perfectly."
"You needed to operate on Inuyasha to get rid of flees?" exclaimed Kagome.
"Flees! We just got him fixed!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!" shouted Inuyasha from the other room.
"This isn't right! Put them back on!" He said looking down at his pants.
"We can do that."
Inuyasha started scratching a place that you should not scratch in public.
"We can prevent that."
The vet put on Inuyasha a big white collar.
"You look like a satellite dish." said Kagome.
Inuyasha was pissed.
"Well I should look on the bright side. At least he will be more relaxed."
"Damn it Kagome! I still have flees!"