Too Much Inuyasha
Disclaimer: I got this off of Akako's Inuyasha group.
1. Every time someone makes you mad you yell "OSUWARI/SIT!"
2. You wear fake dog ears. . .in public.
3. When you're absent from work/school for a long time, your excuse is "I was searching for Shikon shards!"
4. You take an old fluffy scarf and wear it around your shoulder.
5. You color a black hole on your right hand with a pen and walk around yelling "Kazaana" while waving your hand around.
6. You try to attach an extra tail to your cat.
7. At your favorite department store, you ask if they carry giant boomerangs.
8. Carry a staff around (bonus points if you ask every girl you meet to bear your child)
9. Check around every tree in the forest just in case you meet a boy sealed to one.
10. Every time you see a well, you jump into it and see if you travel back to the Sengoku Jidai (Warring states Era) only to realize you need someone to pull you out of it.
11. You travel to Japan and ask everyone you meet if they know a Higurashi Kagome.
12. You crack your knuckles and growl every time someone begins to annoy you.
13. "Feh" and "Keh" become regular words in your vocabulary.
14. You own every bit of Inuyasha stuff you can get your hands on, and you search the internet daily for new stuff to add to your collection.
15. You find yourself absently rubbing your cat/dog's ears while thinking about Inuyasha.
16. You try to bring your ex boyfriend to hell
17. You try to kill your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend
18. You address Sesshoumaru as Lord Sesshoumaru of the Western Lands.
19. You get suspended from school because your skirt is too short.
20. You badger your parents into getting a pet flea
21. You name the pet flea Myoga
22. You teach the flea to say "Lord Inuyasha" to your dog.
23. You call potato chips 'chips potato' (Nobunaga in episode 8 English version).
24. You are afraid of a new moon.
25. You are afraid of monks/priests (you never know they may be related to the perv).
26. You are afraid of monks because you think they will ask you to bear their child.
27. You bow your head in respect every time Sesshoumaru comes on the screen.
28. You start to think your name is Inuyasha.
29. You jam a piece of plastic in each leg and claim every girl you see as "your woman"
30. You go around looking for shards of a jewel and tell people you need them to turn full demon.
31. You get your dog's fang and go to a sword shop and ask them to make a sword that can kill 100 demons in one swipe.
32. You make the sword shop make another one that brings 100 people back to life.
33. You sleep in trees with a stick by your side.
34. You pick fights with siblings claiming that they have your sword.
35. You start to call your friends "Jaken" and order them to baby sit your little sister.
36. You run around with a sharp stick yelling "Tetsusaiga!"
37. You know the Inuyasha episodes by heart and replay them in your head 24/7
38. Your teacher asks for your homework you say that Inuyasha ate it
39. You paint markings on your face that match Sesshoumaru's
40. You name all your pets after the characters in Inuyasha
41. You start calling your friends and enemies after characters in Inuyasha
42. Every time you hear Birds of Paradise you scream and jump under the nearest object
43. All you eat is ramen
44. You never use your left arm
45. You never wear shoes
46. You call the guy you like Inuyasha
47. You get mad at him and tell him to "sit"
48. You wear the same skirt and shirt everyday (I did that for a month...washed it every night.)
49. You go to the lake to have a bath.
50. You begin to wonder what it would be like if you were in the Inuyasha series.
51. You call people dough Heads like Kagome calls Inuyasha from the episode where he is first human (Kaho- I do that all the time xD)