Pointless Chapter in Random Crap
Note: I'm terribly bored so I'll write a chapter that has nothing to do with anything. KinkyKikyo gave me this idea.
"Oh Inuyasha," I say in a playful voice.
"What is it woman, I'm trying to sleep."
"I have a gift for you from the future…."
Inuyasha quickly jumps down from the branch in the tree.
"What?"
"Hold out your hands and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise."
"Fine, but this better be worth it."
Inuyasha closes his eyes and I drop a box into his hands.
Inuyasha falls over from the heavy gift.
"What the hell is this wench?"
"Oh you thought it was something perverted Inuyasha. Naughty naughty. I thought you were better than Miroku."
Inuyasha pouts.
"Well what in the seven hells is it?"
"Open it up and you will see."
I smile at him, but he grumbles in response.
"What the fuck is this!"
Inuyasha opens a case of red bull.
"It's red bull. Don't you like it?"
"I heard it tasted pretty nasty."
"But I thought you wanted to fly like Sesshoumaru."
"What!"
"Oh didn't you know, red bull gives you wings!"
"Give me that!"
Inuyasha drinks all of red bull.
"Bleh, that tastes disgusting!"
Inuyasha grows wings from the back of his …well back.
"Yay. I can finally fly like Sesshoumaru. Thanks"
Hugs me.
Inuyasha looks behind at his wings.
"Not exactly a tail, but close enough."
I know it sucked but hey I'm really bored. The person giving the gift can be Kagome, me or you. You decide.