Helllllo people! I'm back after a very long time. Um sorry!
Pepper: I suppose you got an excuse.
Me: um, writer's block, end of year exams and lots of homework. But now I'm of school till February. YAY! But you all know December; it's really hectic. But I'm trying!
Pepper: done ranting? You really had better get started. Oh, and it's now January.
Me: yeah, yeah I know, I'm on it but first I would really like to thank all people who have reviewed, thank-you all soooooo much!
Pepper: that's against the rules.
Me: No, replying is. Why do you even care anyway?
Pepper: um, on with the story or ficcy or whatever you call it!
Me: that's my job, all well, done ranting now. Oh and with my other fic, I'm in the middle of writing it. It's hard. I can't duel normally so yeah.
Pepper: oh, the one with the lame title?
Me: no, I've changed it! And updated. I know the old title was lame but I now have a better title.
Pepper: sure. It's not much of an improvement.
Me: shut up, on with the fic! What would you call it then?
Pepper: well.
'…' Thoughts.
"….." Speech.
' Yugi to Yami' 'Yami to Yugi'In the last chapter:
So Kiaba boy," she said as Kiaba winced at the 'Kiaba boy.' She had been calling him that since they met.
" What will it be, do you want my help or not?"
Why Yami is stupid.
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" I well. Um. I guess so," Kiaba muttered softly, he hated it when she won. She was annoying, stubborn and. A chibi kicked Kiaba in the back, knocking him out of his thoughts.
" Pardon, I didn't hear you," she retorted. "Did you just say you wanted my help? Well Kiaba boy?" Pepper asked, enjoying herself immensely.
" Fine, just get 'em of me and calm them down," Kiaba yelled. "I need to get back to work anyway," Kiaba then muttered. He was not having a good day.
" Sorry, you are going to hang on there. I'll be back." And with that she walked out of the kitchen.
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With Yugi asleep there was nothing the Pharaoh could do. The last half hour had been rather embarrassing and he would rather suppress the memory. Looking down he realised that they both had the puzzle. ' I wonder what will happen if I try to change over. But then again I'm in my own body due to that stupid spell. I suppose it wont hurt though.' Were his thoughts. So he tried it. At first he thought nothing happened. Then he realised that the world, and his hikari, had gotten bigger. ' Oh crap. I've tuned myself into a chibi!' the now mini Pharaoh exclaimed in his head.
" So Pharaoh hows it going in there?" Peppers voice rang through the room. ' Great, I'll never hear the end of it if she comes in.'
" Um, grweat, no need for uoo two come in," Yami called out in a high voice. ' Crap, I now sound like a chibi. Why must I tamper with things I don't know about? Why, why, why?' he pleaded in his thoughts. Outside the door Pepper smiled.
"Are you sure your ok? Or was that you Yugi?" Pepper asked suspiciously opening the door at the same time. The now chibi Pharaoh had his back to the door and turned around at the sound of the door opening. ' No, don't come in here. Please, please, please.' But it was to late. In a split second later he heard her.
"What the? Your a," Pepper managed to say before she stated to laugh.
"What's so funny," the small Pharaoh asked. To him it wasn't funny at all. Just embarrassing.
" Well, if you're a chibi, is Yugi?" she asked. The pharaoh looked, he hadn't thought about it he was so shocked.
"Well, I don't know," the pharaoh told her in a hilarious high voice.
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Kiaba looked over at Bakura who was currently trying to get the chibi's off of him, and failing.
"Gee Kiaba, thanks for the help," the Tomb Robber yells sarcastically at the said person.
"As much as I would love to help I have work to do. Have fun," he smirks, then walks off.
"What, no. You have to stay and help me," Bakura semi yelled at him sounding flustered.
" Hey Kiwba, can uoo helwp me?" A small chibi asked, tugging at his gravity deifying trench coat. Kiaba looked down at Joey, sighed and answered,
" Sure kiddo, what do you want?" he couldn't believe he was doing this, but Pepper scared him and he thought he heard her come down the stairs. He had sadly known her since kinder and they had become friends. Then when he was adopted things changed and now she loathed him. That was ok 'cause she annoyed him greatly.
"I just cannot believe your stupidity!" he heard Pepper say to someone, 'most likely the Pharaoh,' he thought. ' I mean, it's his fault that we are all here in the first place.' The doors to the kitchen banged open and Pepper walked in, followed by a chibi Pharaoh. ' Wait, the Pharaoh turned himself into a chibi? I knew he was dumb, but,' Kiaba thought, and then started laughing. This, to the Pharaohs dismay, caught Bakura's attention.
" Oh Ra, the Pharaoh turned himself into one of those brats. Ha, ha, ha," Bakura laughed.
"Shut uwp. I didn't do it on purwpose!" the small Pharaoh exclaimed. 'If only Pepper had come two minuets later, he could have changed back. At least Yugi hasn't seen me yet, but the Tomb Robber and Kiaba have. I think that's worst!' he thought dismayed. This was not his day.
"Sure you didn't, but then again you did change them all in the first place," Pepper said a little smug. ' If only he had changed Kiaba into one, that would be priceless, and I am sure I'm not the only one who would pay good money to see that!' she thought. ' That's an interesting idea,' she left the thought hanging.
"Hey Yami, how did you do this in the first place?" she asked, obviously up to no good. Kiaba suddenly looked scared, she had that look on her face.
"Wat, turn myself intwo onwe or the others?" he asked, clueless to what she was thinking.
" Well both, but the others first," she answered slowly.
" Well, I was borwed while my hikawi was at sckool and I found this book dat hawd all dese spwells in it and I tried onwe." He explained.
" That was stupid of you wasn't it?" Pepper scoffed.
"What was the spell?" Bakura asked.
"Well, it went somethiwng alone the lines of
Oh Osiris, oh Ra, hear my plea; turn all I know into a chibi.
There was a short pause, then,
"Well that was lame, are the Gods losing it or something?" Bakura asked wonderingly.
"Gee, I hope the guy who thought of was fired or shot or something." Pepper added at almost the same time as Bakura.
" Pepper, they didn't have guns then and Bakura's right, that was lame!" Kiaba said.
"Yeah, well, you got my point. What I wonder is why it came true. Do you think they were bored or something?" Pepper countered.
"Who was borwed?" Joey asked, still by Kiaba's side, his prank forgotten.
" I have to agree with the runt," Bakura started. Pepper sighed.
" The Gods dumb ass, it was a prayer or spell or something to the Gods," she explained. The intelligence or lack of, in these people was outstanding. At least Joey had an excuse, though he was no better full-grown.
" Well, wat do wee do? I can't stay dis way forevwer," the Pharaoh exclaimed. The rest of the chibi's had stoped playing stacks on Bakura now, and were standing or sitting round. Getting bored. The solution, run madly around the house.
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Wow, long chapter. I think I've beaten my writer's block.
Pepper: wow, I don't care!
Me: so what, I'm sure other people do.
Pepper: mm hm, whateva.
Me: why did you have to come back?
Pepper: other fic dork.
Me: oh really? You still came back. Ah well, here is a preview of the next chappie cause, well, I can.
Pepper: no, it was more you were going to write more of this chapter but it wasn't going anywhere so you're gonna stick it in the next chapter.
Me: thanks, you didn't need to tell everyone that!
Pepper: yes I did.
Me: going on with it.
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Yugi woke up, completely unaware of where he was. He still felt light headed and soon began to cough. So he was obviously still ill. Lucky him. (Sarcasm, in case you didn't realise.) He could also hear voices near by and he was still on the couch. From inside the next room he could hear Pepper say that she was going to move him to a bedroom. 'Smart move,' Yugi thought. The door opened and Pepper walked in exclaiming, " Oh, your awake, and you've answered the chibi question."
'Huh,' was all he could think back. 'So he's….'
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Evil aren't I? Well that's all for now, bye.
Pepper: review please; I know that most of you people out there aren't doing it. It's not that hard! Just push the button and write.
Me: yeah Pep, you're probably the reason they don't review. And you never answered my question, what would you call my other fic? If you're so smart.
Pepper: ahhhh gotta go, bye!