Blame the Dog
A conversation between me and InuYasha Alchemist
Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kagome and Inuyasha are sitting in a cave hiding from Naraku. All of a sudden they hear this fart noise. A smell beyond smells fills that little cave making everyone almost gag.
"Oh god!" exclaims Kagome, waving her hand in front of her nose. "Who did that?"
"Not me." says Sango, while plugging her nose.
"I didn't and even if I did women don't fart like that."
Inuyasha looks at Shippo.
"What you think it's me? How can a little guy like me make something as big as that?"
That only left Inuyasha and Miroku. Naraku bends over and looks into the cave.
"I think it's Inuyasha."
They all look at the half-demon. Inuyasha looks around and gives everyone a foul look as he says, "Oh sure, blame the dog."
I know that was bad and short, but I haven't written anything in awhile. I have a missing chapter some where that I wrote before Thanksgiving, but I lost it. I'll post it when I find it.