Nose

This is just something my guy bitch Alex showed me in band. Yes I do indeed have bitches

Kagome was so far behind in school that she didn't have any point in attending to it anymore. With every tick of the clock it felt like an eternity passed by. "Ohh," she groaned as she bashed her head on the table in the back of Wac Donald's. "When did school get so hard?"

"It's okay," said Eri as she patted Kagome on the back comfortingly. "It's hard for us too."

"Yeah," said Yuka, once she had finished sipping her coke. "All you have to do is miss a day and you feel so far behind. It's hard enough following when you're there everyday."

"You know what gets me through my troubles," Ayume stated. "Reading." The rest of them groaned.

"Ayume," began Kagome. "I already have enough time reading for school. When will I have time to read a book, and I'm not saying that I want to."

"Do it before you go to bed like me." She smiled. "Trust me it will make you feel better."

"But I don't have a book I want to read."

"Here," said Eri, as she looked through her backpack. "I got this at an anime convention. I've already read it five times. You can read it."

"Thanks." said Kagome, sarcastically.

Kagome jumped through the well after she had met up with her friends. She met up with Inuyasha and the others and prepared to go to bed in Kaede village. She lied there awake, not drossy at all. "All right all right." She muttered at herself. "I'll read the book. She goes into her huge yellow backpack and started reading Wrong About Japan. (The book I got the info from.)

It was actually pretty interesting. It had a whole bunch of facts that even she didn't know. She came across this one page and her eyes widened. Is this true? She glanced at Inuyasha. I'll see for myself she thought to herself.

Very slowly and carefully she undid Inuyasha pants. Inuyasha stirred and woke up to see Kagome pulling his pants off. "Kagome!" he shouted, in a whisper. "What in the seven hells are you doing?"

"I just wanted to see if the book was telling the truth."

"What book?" he asked. She shows him the Wrong About Japan. "What does that book have to do with any of this?"

"Well," said Kagome, while flipping pages. "It says here in this book that if an anime character has a big nose it means they have a big penis." There was an awkward silence.

"But I have a small nose…"