The Bet

I got all these comebacks at InuYasha Alchemist thought it would be funny for Miroku to start hitting on Sango and Sango would respond in a witty manner. This is when Sango and Miroku first met.

"I'm going to do it!" states the perverted monk. "I'm going to straight out and hit on Sango!"

"I dunno man." says the half-demon, as he picks a flea out of his hair. "I don't think Sango will fall for that kind of thing."

"Oh I bet she will."

"Oh yeah, you wanna make a bet on it?"

"Gladly. What are we going to bet on?"

"Tonight's dinner. I want you to pay for my dinner, but let's make this interesting. Chose a number between one and ten."

"How about lucky number nine."

"Okay, here's our deal. If Sango rejects you nine times tonight, then you have to pay for dinner."

"You're on." The two boys shake hands to seal the deal. So later at breakfast the monk made his first move. They were eating at some restaurant that Miroku had paid for when he saw his first opportunity. Sango is eating alone, with an empty chair next to her. (I know they ate on the floor at this time, but for the pick up line there needs to be a chair.)

"Hey Sango, is this seat empty?"

"Yes and this one will be if you sit down."

"Ouch," says Inuyasha from behind Miroku. "One down." He says, while walking away laughing. The monk would not be discouraged. He must keep trying.

"So um Sango, how do you like your egg in the morning?"

"Unfertilized." Her face expression did not change one bit. She just continued eating her breakfast.

"Wow, are my ears deceiving me?" came the voice of the half-demon, laughing. "Or did Miroku just get struck twine in one minute." Miroku begins to blush. Around noon time everyone remained quiet. Miroku thought he would break the mood by talking to Sango.

"So Sango, isn't there some place we've met before?"

"Yes and that's why I don't go there anymore." I see Inuyasha turn around and hold up three fingers, snickering.

"Well tell me about yourself. What's your sign?"

"Do not enter." Miroku could hear Inuyasha laughing from the front.

"Um what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a female impersonator." This time even Kagome laughs. He did not dare speak to her the rest of the walk. For the stop at lunch Miroku tried to avoid Sango. He only had four more times to be rejected before he would have to pay for dinner. He'd better plan them right. He decided to talk with Inuyasha for lunch.

"Man if I saw her naked I would die happy." Miroku says, as he leans on the doorway.

"If I saw you naked then I would die laughing." Sango says as she leaves through the door. Miroku looks at Inuyasha trying to hold back laughter.

"Stop Laughing!"

"I'm sorry, but that one was pretty good." The day is going by fast and Miroku is running out of time. He better at least try to get Sango to notice him. He manages to corner her outside of Kaede's hut. "Sango there is some things I have to tell you."

"I'm listening."

"You're so beautiful. Your body is like a temple."

"Sorry there are services today." He is running out of ideas.

"Look Sango I know we just meet, but I would go to the end of the world for you."

"But would you stay there?"

"Of course." She does nothing, but then smiles. She reaches down and grabs the monk's hand. He smiles back. "Your place or mine?"

"Both. You'll go to your's and I'll go to mine."

"Score!" The monk looks around and spots Inuyasha on the roof. "That's nine."

"No way that is nine! I counted eight!"

"I counted the end of the world one."

"But she didn't reject me!"

"But she didn't say something like 'Ah that's so sweet' either. Cough up." Miroku grumbles as he buys Inuyasha dinner.

"Did you win?" asks Kagome."

"Yup," he smiles. "Here's your part of the deal."

"Her part of the deal!"

"Ya, I told Inuyasha Sango was on her period."

"You knew this Inuyasha!"

"Yup so there was no way you were gunna win this one."