Odd Story

I saw this on NEWGROUNDS by Krissy and I thought it was really cute.

"Hey!" came Kagome's voice. "Inuyasha!"

"What is it Kagome?" Inuyasha asked, while blinking.

"I made you this new boxed lunch!" she exclaimed, as she brought the box close to her face with a smile. Inuyasha ears were twitching and sweat was falling from his face.

"No offense Kagome," began Inuyasha. "But I still trying recovered from the last crap you called pancakes or something…" (I don't know why she would make pancakes in Japan, but that's how the story goes…) He was not looking at her while a pulse was protruding from the side of her head.

"SIT BOY!" she yelled with all her might that made all the trees in the forest shake.

"You thought he would have learned by now." said Miroku, as Shippo jumped on his shoulders.

"No kidding." replied Sango. Inuyasha laid on the ground with a leg twitching in the air.

"Hmph. I'll go find some one who enjoys my cooking!" Kagome said stubbornly.

"Inuyasha…" came a voice out of no where.

"Huh," Inuyasha said, while in his daze of confusion.

"Still taking orders from a mortal woman I see…how pathetic." It was Lord Sesshoumaru.

"What the hell is HE doing here?" Inuyasha asked, while his ears and eyebrows were twitching. Kagome came up behind Inuyasha.

"Sesshoumaru!" she squealed with joy. "I bet he would like my cooking…" she whispered in Inuyasha ears.

"Hey," Sesshoumaru snapped. "I'm talking to you…" Kagome went over to Sesshoumaru, bowing, while offering her boxed lunch.

"Here, have some food! You look hungry!" She opened the box lunch. Everyone covered their nose as the stink spewed out from the box.

"What the hell is that smell?" Inuyasha asked, as he covered his nose with his clothe of the fire rat. The smell upset his senses so much that he became very dizzy. He looked at the lunch which looked green and gross. "My lunch!" he exclaimed, almost in a combination of shock and disgust. Sesshoumaru said nothing. He just fell to his knees and laid on the ground unconscious.

"Kagome…" began Miroku. "I think you killed him." Waterfall like tears were bursting from Kagome's eyes.

"It wasn't that bad…" Suddenly the group heard a sound from behind them and was shocked to see Naraku in his monkey outfit. He picked up Lord Sesshoumaru and carried him on Kargura's feather. They flew away with him on her giant feather. The group said nothing and there was an awkward silence.

At Naraku's Castle…

Naraku sighed. "Look at him Kagura…sleeping like a baby."

"Just don't do anything stupid while I'm gone, I'd hate to carry your corps."

"Ho, ho, ho!" Naraku said as he waved to Kagura goodbye. "Come on Kagura what do you take me for? Now shoo! Off you go…and I'll have my fun…" he whispered evilly once she had left. He leaned in to kiss Lord Sesshoumaru when he woke up and starred ay Naraku innocently, blinking. Naraku began to sweat madly. "Lord Sesshoumaru! You're awake! It's not what it looks like! I was just trying to…" Lord Sesshoumaru looked at Naraku confused, his ears flapping up and down.

"Sesshoumaru…is that me…" Naraku jumped back from Lord Sesshoumaru.

"Can it be…he's lost his memory?" He smiled evilly. "Ku, ku, ku. Yes and I'm Naraku your lover…"

"We're lovers…"

"That's right…" Naraku said as he leaned in to kiss Lord Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru blushed and at the last second he pushed Naraku off of him.

"I don't like to be joked around with…" he said, while still blushing, giving Naraku an innocent look. Naraku grabbed Lord Sesshoumaru and began cuddling him.

"Oh, but I'm very serious." He held up Sesshoumaru's head and whispered in his ear before biting, "Here let me show you what I mean…" Lord Sesshoumaru gasped and began to blush more.

Several Hours Later…

Naraku pops up from the ground looking satisfied. "So…how was it?"

"How was it?" Sesshoumaru repeated, in his old monotone voice. "MY ASS HURTS!" Sesshoumaru's evil demonic aura was spurting from his body.

"Is that so…"Naraku responded, with sweat dripping from his face. He lounged himself at Lord Sesshoumaru. "I'll kiss it and make it better!" Sesshoumaru punched Naraku in his face.

"Don't touch me!" he commanded.

"Lord Sesshoumaru I found you!" Sesshoumaru looked down at the image that was Rin. There were a couple of seconds of awkward silence.

"Rin…" he said quietly.

"Yes my Lord." She said, while beaming. Sesshoumaru turned around to look at Naraku, his evil aura back.

"I remember…" Sesshoumaru turned into his huge demon dog form, but not before exclaiming, "NARAKU!" He held Naraku in one paw, many neins in his head protruding out.

"Lord Sesshoumaru…This is Kinky, but I'll give it a try…" Sesshoumaru couldn't believe what Naraku just said and Naraku smiled happily at Sesshoumaru. So Sesshoumaru just beat the holy shit out of him.

"Rin?" Sesshoumaru asked, while walking away from Naraku's dead corps.

"Yes my Lord?"

"Never speak of this day…"

"Yes my Lord." And the both trail off into the distance.

The End