Just for some kicks, Naruto decided to send everybody spoof Christmas gifts one year. This is a list of what he gave everyone.
Kiba: flea collar
Hinata: colored contacts
Shino: fly paper
Temari: mini electric fan (yah know, with the string to wear around your neck.)
Garra: fisher price beach set, including shovel, bucket, and floppy sun hat
Kankuro: set of sesame street finger puppets
Lee: tweezers
Neji: Ino's favorite brand of shampoo
TenTen: box of plastic utensils, knives, forks, and spoons
Choji: bathroom scale
Shikamaru: book of inspirational quotes
Ino: blonde hair dye
Sakura: coupon for bosley hair restoration
Sasuke: a copy of the Martha Stewart magazine, spring cleaning issue, how to revamp aa bachelor pad!
Needless to say, Naruto was hospitalized until Easter. :D