In The Ass

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its characters. I do not own this song either (and why would I…)

Okay my boyfriend was singing this all through English and I was all like "Hey I haven't written anything on random crap lately. I should do that." And when both of those two things collided I was, "Oh my God! I should put this on Random Crap!" So here you go a long delayed chapter of Random Crap.

Inuyasha was sobbing over his half empty beer that he had in his hand. After being together for how many years, Kagome just left him. But it wasn't her fault. She died you see, from the evil half-demon Naraku. He killed her for the last fragment of the Shikon jewel. Out of anger, Inuyasha almost instantly killed his foe.

In false hopes, Koga invited Inuyasha out for a celebration at a near by town pleasure house to congratulate him on his defeat of Naraku. After crying over an hour about Kagome, Koga decided to look around. The village men were all fawning over the pretty girls. Koga sighed as he walked back to sit next to Inuyasha.

The wolf-demon had long been crushing over the young, dashing half-demon, but he never knew how to express his feelings towards him. He always pretended to be interested in Kagome just to be close to him. Once he found out what Inuyasha looked like, he devised a plan to get Inuyasha attention, steal his woman, and hope he would realize how much of a bother she was too him. He was wrong.

The plan immediately back fired, but all was not over. Kagome made Inuyasha be nice to the demon and it made Koga happy. So Koga would make sure to find situations where they would meet, like following Naraku for instance. Now Kagome was dead, yet he still could not muster the strength to tell the half-demon his true feelings. Koga thought to himself he probably never will. He returns to Inuyasha and continued his routine of patting his friend on the back.

"Come on mutt-face." Koga said playfully. "No use crying over a dead mortal girl." Inuyasha howled into the sky.

"KAGOOOOOOMEE!" Koga remained silent. He wasn't good at subjects like this. If only he could do something.

With Koga's wolf like ears, he over heard a near by conversation. "God this place is dull. I mean the girls are nice, but I want some more entertainment."

"Yeah, I know." replied the man sitting next to him. "I just wish some one had the guts to go up there and, well do something like singing maybe."

"That's a good idea; maybe we can convince the manger to allow us! I'll go asks." Koga chuckled. Moments later the owner of the pleasure house stood on the podium and asked, "Is there anyone one who would like to come up here and entertain us by sing?" An idea struck Koga's mind so hard that it amazed him that he never thought about doing this before. Singing, he would sing his true feelings to Inuyasha, but what about a song?

Koga thought hard until he finally thought of something that would fit his situation. The only problem is, did he have the courage to do it? The wolf demon looked at his depressed friend and decided what to do. He was going to sing. Koga raised his hand proudly. "I would!"

Everyone stared at him as he got up and headed towards the podium. Its okay, he told himself. Everything will be fine. Just remember, this may be your only chance to tell Inuyasha how you truly feel. Koga stood up straight in front of his drunken audience. He coughs before he said, "I'd like to dedicate this song to a very special person in the audience."

Inuyasha raised up his heavy head to stare at Koga. He looked around and realized he was talking about him. It had to be, he was the only friend he brought. Koga breathed heavily before singing,

I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

Inuyasha stared stupidly at his friend. After hearing the first lined he was stunned and at a loss of words. He was horrified beyond belief of what his friend had just said, but he was not done yet. He continued.

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

The crowd sat quickly in their seats for a moment before standing up with an up roar of sound. Surprising to Inuyasha, they were cheering for Koga's courage, but after awhile they were looking for Koga's shout out. After not finding a real dog, they all assumed it was the demon with dog ears. They all applauded for him as he stood there embarrassed. He looked up at Koga. He gave Inuyasha the thumbs up with a wink. Out of shock, embarrassment, and the help of alcohol, Inuyasha passed out from the experience.

I know it's bad, but I haven't written anything for a while. So there you have it. :P