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Ginny.
Whine
Paritval.
Gay
Lavander.
roll down
Cho Chang.
Hell no
Hermione.
head room
Mcgoannal.
Thongs.
Prof. Dumbledor.
And now, the six merry witches of the hoggie hogwarts in their parody of theHogwarts Tango
All.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Ginny.
You know how people
have these little habits
That gets on your nerves?. Like harry,
Harry liked to complain
No, not complain. WHINE
So I went to the dorm this one day
And I am really annoyed, and
looking for a little bit of sympathy
and there's harry sittin'
on the couch, holding on his scar
and complaining'. No, not complain'
WHINNIN'. So, I said to him,
I said, " you whine about that
Scar one more time..."
And he did.
So I took out my wand
and I fired… two anti-scar spell.
Into his head.
All.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Partival.
I met Nevil longbottom from
Hogwarts express about two years ago
and he told me he was straight
and we hit it off right away.
So, we are at the same house.
He'd go to class he'd come back,
I'd fix him a drink, and try to fuck him but he always decline...
And then I found out:
"Straight" he told me. straight, my ass.
Not only was he gay
Oh, no, he had six guys
One of those horny bastard, you know.
So that night when he came back from class,
I fixed him his drink, as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their bladder.
All.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a help
But not a torture!
Lavander.
Now, I'm sitting at the great hall
cutting up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business.
In storms my husband ron in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' blasie," he says.
oh my god he knew! and he kept on screamin',
"You been screwin blasie."
And then he ran into my foot
He rolled down the stairs after that!
All.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Cho Chang.
"are you going to find cedric?" mary asked.
Yes, of cause, I love cedric a lot.
When I reached there I found cedric lying on the bed,
Naked, fucking some girl that I don't know.
. The next thing I know that
I'm kicking that little bastard for cheating at me.
Hermione.
Yeah but did you slap him?
Cho chang.
HELL NO, not guilty!
Hermione.
My sister, Jane and I had this book shop,
and my husband, Draco , help out with us.
Now, for the last number in our book,
We have these 20 sex books methods in a row
one, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the opening we're down at the head's room
the three of us, boozin', havin a few laughs and we ran out of ice.
So I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's jane and
Draco doing Number Seventeen -- the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of pleasure,
I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the cum off the floor
I even knew that I wasn't a virgin.
All.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I had to do it
But if I didn't do it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Prof. Mcgoannel.
I hated Professor Snape more than I can possibly say.
He was a real disgusting guy...gelled head... a potion addict
But he was annoying.
He was always trying to find me.
He'd go out every night
Stalking me and in his room
i found my clothes, my make up my shirts and my thongs.
I guess you can say we quarreled
Because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as a man
and I saw him as a woman!
All.
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would have done the same!
Ginny.
You whine about the scar one more time!
Partival.
Straight my ass.
Lavander.
Roll down the stairs..
Cho Chang.
I just kicked him!
Hermione.
Number seventeen -- the spread-eagle.
Mcgonnal.
Artistic differences.
Ginny.
Whine
Paritval.
Gay
Lavander.
roll down
Cho Chang.
Hell no
Hermione.
head room
Mcgoannal.
Thongs.
in case you don't get it.
Harry kept complaining about his scar, ginny didn't like it and fired two anti-scar cover spell at his head
Partival found out that nevil is gay and drugged his drink so he will be at the toilet pooing everyday.
Ron found out that lavander is cheating on him and lavander knew after ron yelled at her so she tripped him and he rolled down the stairs.
cho chang entered cedric's room and found out that he is having sex with another woman and kicked him but was asscused for slapping him
hermione and draco and jane have a threesome after hermione found out that draco is having sex with jane and joined her.
Prof mcgonnal (i know i spell that name wrongly) hated prof. snape because he is wooing her but than she crept into his room and found her stuffs and most importantly her THONGS,in his room and have him makeover like a woman.
yup thats all..
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