Nothing has changed. I'm just uploading some chapters to see if will let me. So don't re-read it expecting any changes.

…………OLDER VERSION BEGINS!

Hi Minna! I must say, I'm truly having fun with this story! I've got another chapter of "My Daughter, The Matchmaker" done for those who are reading that story. It's another sort of sad chapter, but Kristen and Judith are starting their Matchmaking. Sorry that it's taken me so long to get them out! We've been out at the lake and I can't post it out there!

As for the New CCS…I totally took it the wrong way. Piggy Ho Ho's web site said "NEW CCS," but it really is just a whole new plot line where it has no connections with the old plot line and they are using CCS characters. sigh I'm sorry. I'm really sorry!

Here's a bit of review for those with short memories:

"Oh. So…why are you here?" Jeremy asked him.

"Well…because I wanted to threaten you," Syaoran said, but after the words came out, Syaoran winced. That sounds like he was going to kill him!

Jeremy blinked. "Threaten…why?"

"Because…because she's been hurt many times before by guys because…" Syaoran said, stopping to think of a reason, "she had a very bizarre surgery."

Jeremy gasped. "Oh? Was it terrible? What kind of surgery?"

'What is this…twenty questions?' Syaoran asked thought

"Um…the surgery was for…"

'What is a name of a terrible disease?'

"She used to be a man!"

Jeremy stared at Syaoran like he was crazy.

Syaoran could have slapped himself. How stupid could he be? Used to be a man? Sakura was far from it!

"Oh…" was all Jeremy said.

'I really need to plan things out better!'

It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway

Chapter 2: The Doctor Was In

By: Cutie Blossom a.k.a. CB-chan

"Are you joking with me?" Jeremy asked quite seriously.

Syaoran sweatdropped and nodded.

Jeremy stared to look like he was scared Syaoran noticed. Scared of Sakura or Syaoran, himself, he wasn't sure, but boy did he look scared.

Syaoran stood up from his spot and headed over to the exit.

"Hey!"

Syaoran turned around to the cowboy. "Yes?"

Jeremy still had a scared look on his face. "I think she deserves somebody better. I'm not a very great man."

Syaoran nodded. "It's better now then when she's totally hooked. If you waited to long, I would have to break your neck."

Syaoran saw Jeremy swallow before he walked out the door.

Mission accomplished.

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Sakura walked into her apartment and hung up her jacket and purse.

"My feet are killing me," she mumbled as she walked over to the answering machine and pressed play.

"You have three new messages," the machine said as Sakura flopped onto the couch.

"First message, left today at 1:03 pm:

Sakura-chan! It's me, Tomoyo! I just wanted to remind you to come over Eriol's house for dinner! It will be just you, Syaoran, Eriol, and I! See you at seven and don't be late, gosh darn it! Ja!

Sakura groaned and slumped even farther. "I don't want to leave home. It's so nice and warm."

"Second message," the answer machine continued, "left today at 4:12 pm:

…Hi S-Sakura? It's J-Jeremy. …I'm sorry, but…it's just not working out with us. I'm r-really sorry. It's not you it's me. It's just…your friend, Goh, talked to me…and he mentioned about your surgery that transformed your…I don't even want to say it…and I d-don't feel right with that information. So…I'm sorry, but we're finished. Good-bye, Sakura.

Sakura blinked. She thought they hit it pretty well. What was this about a "surgery that transformed" something? This man has certainly lost his marbles.

And who was Goh?

"Third message," the answer machine continued, "left today at 4:30 pm:

Hello Miss Kinomoto. This is Mrs. Andrews from your doctor's office, reminding you of your check up appointment with Dr. Smitters to make sure your arm is doing fine. Your appointment is at is at six o'clock this evening. Thanks for your time.

Sakura rolled her eyes. Her arm was just fine. The accident occurred about a month ago and it was only sprained. It's not like she had surgery on it or anything. Her and Tomoyo were at the mall and she basically tripped over her own feet and landed on her arm wrong. That's all!

Sakura looked at the clock on the wall in front of her.

"CRAP! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!"

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"I told him that Sakura used to be a man."

"YOU WHAT?"

Syaoran winced as his best friend stared at him with eyes wide.

"I told the cowboy that Sakura used to be a man," he repeated.

There was a brief moment of silence before Eriol's laughter filled the air. The two friends were sitting down in lawn chairs on the back patio at Eriol's while Tomoyo was inside making dinner. Sakura still hadn't arrived it, but it was only ten past seven.

"I can't believe you told him that," Eriol said, struggling to hold down laughter.

Syaoran sighed. "I know, I know, but it worked, didn't it?"

Eriol finally settled down. "Well, we'll find out pretty soon."

Syaoran nodded.

Eriol leaned forward in his chair. "But seriously man, you should have thought of a better excuse. That one was just plain evil."

Syaoran sighed again. "I panicked. Just flat out panicked. I could not think of any horrible diseases right off the top of my head."

"That is not a disease."

"I know, but…"

Eriol smiled. "I'm almost afraid to ask, but what was the name you came up with?"

Syaoran sweatdropped. "Goh."

Laughter filled the air again.

"Where in the world did you hear that name?" Eriol asked.

"Off of a TV show," Syaoran answered.

"Really? What show?"

"Don't remember."

Eriol snickered. "You know what it reminds me of?"

Syaoran blinked. "What?"

"Ready…set…GOH!" Eriol shouted in perfect English and pumped his arm in the air.

(A/N: If you didn't get the joke, Goh sounds like "go" in English. The name comes off of Prétear ; Sorry if I confused anyone.)

Syaoran snorted. "You have a funny sense of humor sometimes, Eriol."

"Did you guys say 'Goh'?"

Syaoran and Eriol turned around quickly. Sakura had just stepped out of the house, carrying a plate full of vegetables.

Syaoran laughed nervously. "Sakura…how long have you been there?"

Sakura smile at him. "I came out right when Eriol said 'Goh.'"

Eriol laughed nervously. "I said 'Ready, set, go!' I've never head of a name like 'Goh' before. Is it English?"

Sakura shrugged walked outside to place the plate on the table near the guys. Sakura took a seat near Syaoran's.

"I wouldn't know, Eriol," she said as she looked down at her hands that were folded in her lap, her face filled with confusion. "My latest boyfriend, Jeremy said that we had to break up because of some surgery that I had. He didn't really elaborate on the surgery part…he said he just couldn't say it. He also mentioned that my friend 'Goh' told him this, but I don't know who Goh is and…I've never even heard of the name 'Goh' before in my whole entire life!"

Syaoran looked over at Eriol, who looked over at him.

"Are you disappointed, Sakura?" Eriol asked her.

Sakura shook her head. "Not really. I just met him. I'm more confused about it really."

Eriol nodded his head in agreement. "I wouldn't blame you."

"Sakura!" Tomoyo called from the door. "Could you help me, for a sec?"

Sakura smiled at her best friend. "Of course," she said and walked into the house right behind Tomoyo.

Syaoran smiled. "It worked."

"Yes it did," Eriol said. "You better ask her out soon before she hooks up with another guy."

Syaoran nodded his head just as the girls came out carrying the dinner out to the dinner. Within a couple minutes, they were digging into the dishes.

"Okay, Sakura," Tomoyo said after swallowing a spoon full of mash potatoes. "Tell me about this doctor."

Syaoran chocked on the water he was drinking. Sakura, who was sitting next to him, patted him on the back until he stopped.

"Are you okay, Syaoran?" Sakura asked him.

Syaoran nodded, tad bit red in the face from his accident. "Yeah. Now what about this doctor?"

Sakura smiled. "Oh! I was just telling Tomoyo before we began dinner about how my doctor's appointment went."

Syaoran's face filled with concern. "Why did you need to go to there? Are you hurt? Are you feeling okay?"

Sakura blushed. "I'm fine. They wanted a check up on my arm," she answered, motioning to her arm.

Eriol frowned. "Didn't that happen about a month ago?"

Sakura nodded. "Yeppers, but I don't mind."

"Why is that?"

Sakura smiled again. "Because I got asked out again by the hunky doctor, Dr. Smitters."

Syaoran's face went pale. After all that work to get rid of the first one…he has to do it again? This is going to be a LONG week.

Sakura giggled. "I went in there thinking I was going to be checked out, but I checked him out instead!"

Tomoyo laughed, while the boys remained silent.

Sakura went on to explain mostly to Tomoyo since the boys weren't listening about Dr. Hunk while Syaoran rubbed his temples, trying to get the bad feeling to go away.

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"So what are you going to do?" Eriol asked his best friend. It was the next day and they were sitting back at Eriol's house, practicing at Smash Brothers.

Syaoran frowned. "I have no idea," he said, trying to toss Eriol's player off the ledge, but did not succeed.

"Are you going to go lie to the man?"

"No idea."

"Are you going to go attack him?"

"No idea."

"Go after him with a sword?"

"No idea."

"Are you going to tell him Sakura is married?"

"No idea."

"Then what do you have an idea about?"

Syaoran smiled. "That I don't know how I'm going to get rid of her next boyfriend."

Eriol groaned.

"What are you guys talking about?"

Syaoran paused their game and looked over at the door.

"Hi sweetheart," Eriol said and got up to walk over to Tomoyo to kiss her on the cheek.

Tomoyo smiled at him. "What are you guys talking about?" she repeated again.

Eriol heaved a sigh and sat down at his spot in front of the television. He eyed Syaoran trying to see if he wanted to tell the dark haired girl.

"Promise you won't get mad?" Syaoran said, carefully.

Tomoyo blinked and took a seat next to Eriol. "What did you do?"

Syaoran sweatdropped. "You remember Goh?"

Tomoyo nodded. "That guy who told Jeremy that Sakura had some weird surgery."

Syaoran laughed nervously. "I told him that."

Silence.

"YOU DID WHAT?"

Syaoran winced and covered his ears. "I acted like a cowboy named Goh and told Jeremy to break up with Sakura because she…"

Tomoyo was now standing, hands on her hips. "She what?"

"Sheusedtobeaguy," he said quickly.

"What?"

"She used to be a guy," Syaoran repeated slowly this time. "I only did it because I wanted to ask her out, but she went and found herself another guy before I could ask her! That was my intention, I swear!"

Tomoyo sighed. "I know you still love Sakura, Syaoran, but that is still a wrong thing to do. Also, why did it have to be that she used to be a guy? Couldn't you have thought of anything better?"

Syaoran sweatdropped. "I was under pressure and I said the first think that came to mind."

"What are you going to do with boyfriend number two?"

Syaoran shrugged. "I don't know. That's why I came here. I was hoping Eriol would help me."

Tomoyo thought a moment before smiling. "I know of a way to get him to run and for it to actually be logical."

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Syaoran walked into the doctor's clinic the next day.

"Why do I have to dress like this?" he mumbled to himself. According to Tomoyo, the long, light brown jacket and the work clothes underneath as well as the Dick Tracy looking hat made him look like a detective.

Syaoran took in a deep breath before walking over to the receptionists where a young girl sat.

"May I speak to Dr. Smitters, please?" Syaoran said in a deep tone.

The girl nodded and pointed at a guy that looked in his late twenties with golden blonde hair. Syaoran walked up to him.

"Dr. Smitters?" he asked keeping the deep tone with him.

The man looked up at Syaoran. "Yes?"

Syaoran cleared his throat before speaking. "I'm Detective Chiaki and I'd like to speak to you about a Miss Sakura Kinomoto."

Smitters blinked. "Yeah? What about her?"

Syaoran remembered exactly what Tomoyo told him to say. "I'm here on behalf of a couple friends of yours."

He was silent a moment before saying, "I haven't told any of my friends about Sakura yet."

Syaoran laughed nervously. How was he going to get out of this one?

"They have their ways," Syaoran said, trying to get him to believe the big fat lie.

The man remained silent so Syaoran continued. "They were worried about you and asked me, Detective Chiaki, to see if she's safe for you. I'm here to tell you that she's not single."

"What?"

Syaoran put a hand on the man's shoulders, trying to be sympathetic. "I'm sorry, doctor, but she hides her wedding ring."

The doctor looked startled. "Y-you're joking."

Syaoran shook his head. "I'm sorry. I know it's painful, but I felt you should know."

The doctor, still shocked, nodded his head. "Thank you, Detective."

Syaoran smiled in triumph. "No problem. I'm just doing my job, doc." With that said, Syaoran walked out of the clinic and didn't look back.

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"Nicely done, Syaoran."

Syaoran smiled at Tomoyo and Eriol. They all agreed to meet at the bar to talk about what happened with Syaoran and Smitters that day.

"I couldn't have done it with out you guys," Syaoran said.

Eriol smirked. "What was your name this time?"

"Chiaki"

"Where in the world do you come up with these names?"

Syaoran shrugged. "Here and there."

"I'm coming to you when I need a name for my disguise," Eriol said, smiling.

Syaoran snorted. "It's not as easy as it seems."

"I bet."

Tomoyo sighed. "You know, we're still hurting Sakura, you guys. Syaoran, I'm only doing this because I know you two will be happy together."

Syaoran smiled. "Thanks Tomoyo."

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Yay! That's it! How was that? Hopefully good. Do tell! Have a happy summer (or at least it's summer here) day, everyone!

Cutie Blossom a.k.a. CB-chan