From where I left off, Stan's cousin Andy came to town and people have been treating him very nice, and have been treating Stan like crap. Stan is getting frustrated with this and just now his mom forgot who he was…
Stan walked to the bus stop. He couldn't stop thinking about how his mom forgot who he was, he felt so bad inside. He finally makes it to the bus stop, which is just about to leave. He gets on to see Andy sitting with Kyle.
" Okay move it Andy!" said Stan
" Hey you can't tell my friend to move it!" shouted Kyle
" K…Kyle, I can't sit next to you?"
" Do I know you?"
" It's me Stan."
" Who?"
" Stan your best friend."
" Uh, oh, look dude Andy is my new best friend, so get somewhere else okay."
" What!"
" Yah, move it." said Andy
Stan walks down the isle to find an empty seat, he hears Kyle and Andy laughing at something, probably him. He feels like his heart just got ripped out and slashed by the claws of Freddy Krueger.
The scene is the school cafeteria, Stan sits by himself. He can hear all his former friends talking and laughing with Andy. Then he sees Andy walk by with Wendy, arm in arm. Then he sees her kiss him.
" Andy, you're going out with my ex?" asked a confused Stan
" Uh, yes, your name is, oh right Dan." said Wendy
" It's Stan!"
" Right, right Stan, well listen Stan, I'm going out with Andy now, so you just have to learn to move on. Okay Dan."
" Its STAN!"
" Right, right whatever."
Andy and Wendy walk off. Stan is filled with anger, he can't stand the thought of those two together. Just then Kyle walks up to them, the three of them laugh at something Stan can't hear, his blood boils, he walks back to class as he hears the bell ring.
The scene is Mrs. Garrison's classroom. Stan is the last one to walk in and he takes his seat.
" Okay class, today you have to read your reports on how we can make the world a better place, who wants to read theirs first." said Mrs. Garrison
" Oh crap." Stan whispered, he had forgotten all about the report
" I'll go first Mrs. Garrison." said Andy
Stan couldn't stand how Andy was getting away with all the stuff he said and how everyone likes him more, now he was going to get on the teachers good side.
" My suggestion is simple, we get rid of all the people nobody likes, like my cousin." said Andy
" What!" Stan was shocked
" Yes that's a good report Andy." said Mrs. Garrison as she marked his grad in the grade book
" Mrs. Garrison, Andy's report makes me feel bad." Stan said sounding pathetic
" Oh Dan, quit being a little pussy about it."
" It's Stan!"
" Whatever pussy."
" Yeah pussy." said Cartman
The scene is in front of Cartman's house; Cartman, Kenny, and Andy are playing Terrance and Phillip. Stan walks in on the scene angry.
" What the hell kind of report was that, matter of fact, how did you even do the report, it was given to us a week ago. That was before you got here." accused Stan
" Well uh…" Andy replied
" Hey why don't you get the hell out of here, whatever your name is?" said Cartman
" What, I'll kick your ass Cartman." replied Stan
" Hey you can't talk to my friend that way." shouted Andy
" I'll kick your ass too."
" Bring it."
Stan punched his cousin in the face but he didn't even flinch. Andy gave him a right hook right across the face. Stan couldn't believe how much it hurt, he didn't seem this strong when he first was going to beat him up, was he pretending to be weak. Andy gave him a blow to the stomach, he could barely breathe. Stan punched him in the shoulder but it did nothing, Andy gave him another in the face and then another one in the stomach. Stan was on the floor gasping for air, he felt like all the wind was knocked out of him.
" That'll teach ya." Cartman said as the three of them walked off, leaving Stan there
The scene is Stan's house; Stan is just walking into through door.
" That little!" Stan said holding his stomach, " Mommm!"
" Huh, what?" said his mom
" Look what Andy did to me."
" Now Dan don't be ridiculous, Andy would never do that."
" It's Stan, and he did so."
" I'm sure there's a good reason."
" Yeah he was picking on my friend." said Andy from the staircase
" You see, serves you right Dan." said Sharon
" What, you aren't going to…never mind." Stan said, feeling himself begin to cry as he walked up the stairs
The next morning…
Andy is building something in the room as Stan is waking up.
" I know your just full of bullsh!t dude, I don't care what anyone else says." said Stan
" Um, I don't care." said Andy as he worked on the box he was making
" Hey what are you building?"
" A coffin."
" Good go bury yourself!"
" It's not for me, it's for you."
" What!"
" Yeah, no one likes you so I'm just gonna bury you, it's better this way."
" But…I don't want to, be buried."
" Why not? No one wants you, why would they when they have me? Its better for you to just die."
" Well…I'm not gonna get in that stupid thing."
" Stan, its not like I'm was gonna give you a choice."
Stan froze at this remark; Andy was strong enough to get him in the coffin. He ran out of his room looking for his mom.
" Mom MOM!" screamed Stan, " Andy wants to bury me mom!"
" Well, I know it may be hard at first, but if Andy says it should be done, then by golly its gonna be done." said his mom walking slowly towards him
Stan screamed and ran out of the house. He didn't know who to turn too, instinctively he ran to Kyle's house. He reached Kyle's house and nearly busted door down knocking on it. His hand was bleeding from all the banging.
" Wait hold on a sec…" Kyle says as he opens the door
" Dude, Kyle, my parents and Andy want to kill me."
" I know."
" What you do?" Stan said confused
" Yeah I just called them to tell them you're here."
" Kyle…why?"
" Dan Andy says it's for the best,"
" No it isn't (crying) and it's STAN! STAN"
Stan runs off. He runs down the street as he hears people calling out to him telling him how much Andy is right. What was wrong with this town, He hasn't been here that long and already everyone is treating him like he is some all-knowing wise man.
" What's happening?" Stan said crying
Just then two people jumped him. As the three of them fall to the ground Stan tries to crawl away but the two figures jump on top of them, one of the was very heavy.
" Get off!" Stan yelled
The two people who grabbed him turn out to be Kyle and Cartman. Both boys then grab one of Stan's arms, Stan struggles but the two are too strong for him to get free, A bunch of people gather around them.
" To the grave site." someone yells
The scene is a graveyard. Kenny is finished setting up the coffin as Andy looks as the crowd escorts Stan's captors.
" LET ME GO!" Stan screamed
" Oh, Stan you're here, lets get this over with." said Andy as calm as ever
" Screw you!"
" Hey you can't talk that way to our friend." Cartman said as he punched Stan in the side
" Yeah" Kyle agreed as he too punched Stan in the ribs
" Cough, cough cough." Stan could barely breathe
Stan couldn't believe this. He barely had the strength to stand. He felt so heart broken inside, his best friend was against him, his parents didn't want him, the town wanted him gone, he felt so lonely.
" All right strap him in." Andy said as Kyle and Cartman put him in the coffin
" Kyle, Kyle please!" Stan pleaded as his best friend put his arm in a restraint
" Kyle…please, dude please!" Stan wept as the words left his mouth
He was strapped in. He felt his world sink as everyone had a smile on their face.
" Goodbye Dan." everyone said as the top was put on and nailed to the coffin
" Its Stan, STAN!" He cried as he was surrounded in darkness
" AHHHHHHH!"
Stan wakes up.
" AHHH!" Stan screams but quickly covers his mouth
Stan looks around, Kyle's sleeping bag is empty, and he's nowhere to be found. Stan gets up and walks over to Butters' bed.
" Uh, Cartman, uh I know this gonna sound strange, and I don't want you think I'm weird but can I sleep on the bed with you."
Just then Kenny turns over and a awkward silence comes.
" Uh, hi Stan." says Kenny
" Kenny? What are you doing there?" asks Stan
" Its not what it looks like."
Although it did looked a little weird, Kenny didn't sleep with a shirt on and Cartman was wearing a muscle shirt.
" Whatever dude can I sleep in the bed too."
" Uh I don't mind but Cartman, well."
" Could you ask him please?"
" Okay. Psst, Cartman, wake up." Kenny tapped Cartman
Cartman yawns, " What is it morning?" Cartman looks over and sees Stan, " Stan its not what it looks like."
" Dude I don't care, can I sleep here?" ask Stan
" What? No."
" Dude why not?
" Why do you want to sleep here?"
" I had a bad dream."
" Uh!"
" Dude just let him sleep here." said Kenny
" Why should I?"
" Come on Cartman please. I'll give you five bucks." replied Stan
" Whatever just be out of here by morning, last thing I need is the Jew boys remarks."
Cartman scoots over leaving room for Kenny to scoot for Stan. Stan gets in and the three go back to sleep. Cartman hates the less room he has now.